Note: I do not own Naruto, The Akatsuki, or any other thing that is mentioned in the anime/manga in my story...the only thing I do own is Kira and any background story that affilates with her but not the characters that are Kishimoto-sensei's creations. Well enjoy the next chapter of Return to the Akatsuki!!
A couple of idiots, Sasori though as he put his finger tips on his forehead.
Kira walked to the members and stood in front of them. "What's your name?" she asked the blond man.
"Oh, my name is Deidara.."
Kira walked over to the red head. Her long bright red flowing hair brushed slightly against Deidara's cheek.
S-she smells, really nice…Deidara thought.
"What's your name little boy?"
"I'm not a little boy. I'm way older than you think. My name is Sasori of the Red Desert, the puppet master."
A puppet master…interesting. "It's very nice to meet you." She turned to the spiky haired man. "And who might you be?"
"My name is Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!" He jumped towards her.
She reacted quickly and stopped Tobi in his tracks by placing one finger on his mask, forcing him to stop. "Good boy."
Wow she's really strong. Something to take in consideration, Deidara thought.
Kira took her finger away from Tobi's mask.
"So where is Itachi?"
"Oh he's with Leader right now. So what are you guys doing here right now?" Kira asked.
"Well we were just hangin'" Deidara said.
"Hangin'? What the hell is wrong with you Deidara? Use proper English please or I'll make you." Sasori said.
"Ha ha…yes Sasori."
Are these three really part of the Akatsuki? They look like a bunch of goofballs……..I'm really going to hate it here. She thought, but quickly turned around when she heard the doors behind her open.
"What is going one here?"
"Itachi." Kira said almost with a smile. She pulled her expression back so that no one could notice how relieved she was of Itachi being there. "Nothing really I was just introducing myself to the other members here."
He had his same old expression of 'I don't care what the hell you say. You're an idiot.' He pushed something towards Kira.
"What's this?" she took it.
"It's your own cloak, take care of it and use it at all times."
"Thank you." She unfolded the black and red cloak and unbuttoned it . Sleeve, sleeve, button up. "Well what do you think guys." She smiled happily with her new cloak on. She now had her long red hair tied up in a high ponytail with medium sized bangs on the sides of her face. Covering her forehead was a ninja headband, sound to be exact. The cloth of the headband was the same color of her long hair ribbon, black. Just like all the other Akatsuki members in the middle of the sound note there was a scratch that meant she was a rouge ninja of that village.
"You look good, hmm…"
"The cloak really suits you."
"Thank you Sasori, Deidara." She giggled and started to waive her hands in the air like a little girl.
"Could you start acting like who you are?! Stop acting like a little girl!!" Itachi yelled/
Kira stopped and dropped her arms down. "Alright I'll start acting like Kira the Killer now." Her voice seemed almost different.
"Wait. You are Kira the Killer?" Deidara asked.
"Why do you repeat what I just said?" Itachi said annoyed.
"Um yeah I am, why is that a problem?" she asked him.
Deidara took out a small red book and flipped through the pages as if looking for something. "Oh WOW!! You are Kira THE Killer. One of the most dangerous shinobi assassins that ever walked the face of the earth!!! You are in the Shinobi Bingo Book just like us." He showed Kira the page where he had found her. There was not much information about her as the other shinobi on that book. There was no picture, no gender type, and no age reference.
"You are an S-ranked criminal!!" Deidara seemed really excited.
He had to be blond,,, Sasori thought.
He actually caries that bingo book around? Idiot. Itachi thought.
"Back then I was only following orders of my village leader. I don't think I was that good-"
"Tobi tired…Tobi wants to go to sleep…" he cut off Kira mid sentence.
"Well this certainly poses a problem." Sasori said.
"What do you mean?" Deidara put the bingo book away and turned to Sasori.
"Hello idiot. We are all GUYS."
"Hmmm….well lets see…" he got an idea. "I got it!" "Let's draw STRAWS!!"
Both Itachi and Sasori fell to the floor and said, "Idiot."
"Itachi are you okay?!" Kira shouted.
Itachi and Sasori both stood up..
"You've got to be kidding me Deidara. Is that the smartest idea you've got?"
"Well I don't see you coming up with any better ideas Sasori?"
". . . . . ."
"I didn't think so." Deidara turned to all of the other members. "Alright everybody except for Kira take a straw."
Sasori, Itachi, and Tobi took a straw from Deidara's hand.
"I still have two left, hmm…Leader could you come here for a moment!!!" He called out.
In a few moments the shadowy figure, know to the all as Leader, walked inside the room where they were at. "I'm very busy, what do you want?"
"Well we are deciding who is going to share there room with Kira by hawing a shortest straw contest and I needed you to pick as well."
"Well why don't you just share your room with her since you were the one who thought of this game." Leader said.
"You are totally right Leader, hmm…"
"Wait don't I have a say in this Leader?" Kira asked.
Totally ignoring her, Leader turned to Itachi. "Itachi…"
"Yes Leader?"
"Starting tomorrow Kira will be your new teammate."
"Yes Leader."
He turned to Kira. "Kira."
"Um-yes Leader?!"
"I'll give you you're objectives tomorrow."
"Right." She seemed relieved.
"It'll be a pleasure to see you're real powers in action one day." Then he left the room, not waiting to see Kira's reaction.
?! Do-does he know?! She seemed really surprised about Leader's last comment before he left.
"Hi five Kira!!" Deidara said with his hand up in the air. "We get to sleep together!!"
Sleep together…wait did he just say sleep together?! "T-together?! You mean in the same bed?!!"
Deidara tilted his head to the side like a small confused puppy. "Is there something wrong?"
*Sweat drop* "Of course not…what makes you say that?"
"Well then…" He grabbed Kira by her waist. "let's go!!"
"Itachiiiii!!" she screamed as Deidara ran off with her.
Let's go to sleep Tobi." Sasori said without much enthusiasm.
"Yay!!" Tobi said excitingly.
What a couple of idiots. "I'm going to bed as well…"
They all left to their respective rooms to sleep for the night.