Heya. Wow that chappie was so short. But all the others are going to be much longer because I'm not going to delete them this time. Well at least not 3 times.

Anyway this is going to be a bit sad but I think a laugh may be able to save the day once again.

10:30Am, Phone ringing.

I'm going to have to answer that.

Even though I am clearly emotionally bereaved. It might be the luurve God calling to dump me.Oh but I don't want him to dump me. Maybe I'll wear my bikini, you know for confidence.

One minute later

Got to the phone just in time to find Jaz huffing away.

"Gee are you finally there?"How rude if I wasn't on a phone I would ignorez vous her.

"Yes Jaz it is what do you want?"

"Have you died your hair black and got a nice tan Georgia?"What in the name of Slims undercrackers was she talking about?

"Ugh no Jaz."I said and Jaz huffed, stop huffing you huffy thing!

"Well ugh Gee yesterday after the fisticuffs Masimo went off on his scooter with a pizza ago go type girl. And they seemed quite close. And he wasn't wearing a helmet."

"Oh my God!"

"I know its so dangerous, I'm glad you weren't on that scooter."

"Goodbye Jaz."I hung up.

10 minutes later.

Lying on the floor. Why would my Italian boyfriend be getting on a bike with a pizza type girl. He wouldn't do that to me. Would he? It could have been his sister, or his mum, but Jaz said they seemed quite close. Oh my life is so so unfair. Why would you do this to me Lord Sandra? Why?

I'm going to ring him. It will straighten out a few things, like how the girl he rode off with was his brother.

Phone ringing.

Oh the tensionosity.

"Ciao?"

"Masimo, its Georgia."



"Aagh right. We need to err speak si?"

"Yes can you meet me at the clock tower in 5 minutes?"

"Si okay ciao Belle."

Wow no sign of the mad brain. Maybe it is on vacation. You know to my foot or something. Is that where brains go? Surely I would have felt it.

One second later

Yeah crazy brains still around. Anyway make up, its quite early so I'll go for just tumbled out of bed look. So lippy, eyeliner, bronzer and just a tiny bit of concealer. For once in my life I am a lurker free zone. Okay I'm going for the skirt and yellow halter.

No white shorts.

Skirt.

Shorts

I am in the skirt. And there I shall stay.

Walking to clock tower.

Wearing the shorts and looking quite groovy in a vair nervy way.

When I got there Masimo was there. Looking oh so gorgey but a bit sad. He saw me and waved.

I immediately went jellied.

"Ciao belle I think we need to err speakio" I followed him to sit on the curb, the curb I tell you how romantic. Not.

"Jaz said she saw you with a pizza type girl. Is she your sister?"Oops I just said that aloud. Masimo's face went all sad.

"No Cara she is my other girlfriend. She come to England for to talk, her marriage it not work and she how do you say wants me still."Oh no! This was it dumped by my luurve God for a red bikini wearing minx.

"Oh right I"

"But Georgia I think that we both like the other people."I looked confused at him and he said "Dave the laugh, he is not just your fighting partner si?"I shook my head. And Masimo smiled.

"It was good while it lasted but our hearts are in different places. I will miss you Miss crazy lady."I sobbed a little bit and he touched my arm and walked off.

11:30Am,



Still sat on the curb. What did Masimo mean about Dave the laugh? I didn't like him we were just mates. And occasional snogging partners. But he was a vair talented snogger infact it was because of him that lip nibbling was introduced.

"Georgia? Are you alright?"I turned around it was Tom closely followed by Dave.

"Me and Masimo just broke up."

"Oh yeah I heard about him and well yeah."Tom said, Dave was stood behind him but he wasn't talking infact he looked a bit miz."Not a good day for couples then is it Dave?"

"No it's not really. Anyway I'm going to head off you know people to see old ladies to rob."Dave said, I nodded to Tom then followed Dave.

"So kittycat are you groovy okay?"He said it in an unlaughy way.

"Yeah I am, weirdly but Dave you don't look to groovy."

"I just dumped Emma. It wasn't very nice."He said.

"Why Dave?" Yes the nice girlfriend was gone he was single! Hang on did I just say that. No it wasn't me just someone else.

"I told her I was just using her as a red herring. And that I really liked someone else."

"Who?"My acting really was top notch I must say.

"I don't know but it didn't work."

"What?"

"The red herring thing." He said then he started to turn to walk a different way.

"I think it did."What what was I saying?

"It did?"

"If you're talking about what I'm thinking then yes but if you're talking about Ellen or something that's cool with knobs on infact more than that..."Then I had to stop because Dave snogged me.

10 minutes later

Yummy yum. That was vair vair good. We did 4, 5, 6 and bit of 6 and a half. And obviously my old friend lip nibbling. I sort of groaned and fell against Dave and now he's looking down at me. His eyes are really quite gorgey I could get lost in them.

"I hate to tell you this kittycat but there are currently two elderly ladies trying to get past and we are taking up the valuable pavement." The ladies coughed. "Fancy us getting in the way of to young sexy ladies Kittycat."The old people giggled at Dave. God he was so bloody confident even with old ladies.

"Seriously please tell me you don't have the horn for old people. Because I have to draw the line at oldy/laughy porn" Dave laughed



"No I am just vair vair charming and gorgeous sometime it can be very hard."H said then added "Anyway I'm away laughing on fast camel thanks for cheering me up Gee it was very cool."

And he walked off, just like that after all that snogging how ungroovy is that. And oh my giddy gods yfronts did I just accidently tell Dave that I liked him? Oh dear me I am going to crawl into a hole and die right here.