Title: This Isn't a Fairy Tale
By: Myra
Ship: Jack Bass x Georgina Sparks
Status: Incomplete [2/?]
Summary: A series of oneshots/drabbles on a Spark and Bass
[this oneshot: Jack supposes, after much consideration, that this might have been all his fault.]
Disclaimer: I own this laptop… And this plot. But I swear that's it!
Dedicated: To one of the greatest people alive, C! Love you, forever B to my S!
WARNINGS: Spoilers on the series finale, really light on spoilers because really they were not much. But these one shots actually go together just out of order. I wanted to play around with the times, think 500 summer kind of order... just the order not the plot. This is a year or so after DS wedding. All canon pairings.
Which Bass is to Blame
Jack supposes, after much consideration, that this might have been all his fault. Of course, never one to acknowledge his mistakes, he would later go on to blame Georgina. Had he been able to turn his head to face her, he might have seen the death glare she was sending his way.
They both knew he was to blame for the state they were currently in. But how was he to know that they be on their backs, fully clothed, with the energy of an 80-year-old-man who probably couldn't even walk?
"If you ever," he heard her start to say, "put Milo and Henry in a room together, I will make sure you never use your favorite anatomy."
"You'd miss it too much," he manage to say.
"I'll make an exception," she deadpanned. He doesn't say much after that because he honestly thinks Georgina might actually be serious. Yet, he feels like he need to defend himself.
He explains that Chuck had been―well, not complaining per say―just abnormally tired. Well tired and a pain in his ass. Jack merely suggested that he and Blair take a weekend off away from the island.
"How does that even imply using us as babysitters? You know we had Milo this weekend," She scolded in her tired state, "And where on earth is Dorota?"
Really, he hadn't thought to ask.
"A simple no would have suffice."
He scoffed. "When?" he asked rhetorically, "When Blair nearly dumped him on our doorstep?"
"At least, Lena wasn't too much trouble," Georgina mentioned their one-year-old daughter, "Thankfully, we have competent employees."
Jack sighed at the mention of his daughter. He didn't even have a chance to see Lena all day considering he had been dealing with his stepson and his nephew's demonic child. He normally would have tucked her in, even with the additional nannies.
"Well Lena a good baby, a bit loud, but good," he said after while, "And somehow Milo's the most reasonable child in the entire world. Are you―"
"Ask Dan he was there," she shot back.
He would never admit it to her―not after all these years―but it almost bothered him that Georgie and he were friends. No, best friends, according Georgina. But he wasn't about to admit being a tiny bit jealous of Dan Humphrey of all people.
Jack still considered him a Brooklyn nobody, despite his marriage to Serena and his multiple best sellers. Dan would never be anyone to be threaten by.
"I'd rather be spared the details."
The only response he received from her was a light snore coming from her side. He turned his head to face his wife and decided next time to let Philip and his husband to babysit.
And thinking back on today, he blamed Henry Bass and his inability to stay still.
A/N: I just wanted to thank you all for your support, like I was not expecting anyone to reading considering that J/G came literally out of nowhere. But I'm so happy you guys read. Like one of the best feelings is to read your thoughts on it, thank you.