Oh, I forgot to mention something! Poof has a face like Cosmo's but he's got Wanda's curl, and he's dark-purple and wears a purple sweater and black pants. I wanted to paste a link to this drawing I made of him but the link dissappeared when I published this chapter. Weird.

Chapter 2;

Ever since then, life wasn't easy for Poof. Especially the dreaded teenage years. Imagine being a teenager. Pimple-faced teenager. Now imagine that you're the only pimple-faced teenager. In a world full of adults. Life gets boring.

When Poof was about fifteen years old, it was time for the annual Secret Fairy Convention. Jorgen spun the wheel, and it landed on Poof's name. It seemed impossible to land there, since the space for his name was small and Jorgen's name took up almost half the wheel. But it landed there, and Poof was in charge.

The name wasn't bad either. He gave it a new theme; Ninja-Monkey Attack! And he said he got a "special surprise" band to play. The fairies weren't suspicious when they handed their wands to Poof, they were told it was for a game. They were a little suspicious when Poof put a giant butterfly net over all the fairies. But of course, by the time they figured out Poof's plan, the ninja-monkeys were already attacking.

The fairies couldn't poof them away because their wands were in Poof's hands, and he couldn't give them back because he was too busy filming the fairies screaming and running. Monkeys were pulling fairy hair and karate-chopping fairy faces, fairies were flying as fast as their wings were letting them. The only fairies not in the butterfly net were Poof and Cosmo, because for Poof's "special band" he reunited his dad's old band The Fairies. It made for a horrible Secret Fairy Convention, but a GREAT batch of Youtube videos. Humans everywhere enjoyed the videos, AND since the fairies didn't have their wands, they just looked like big headed kids in costumes, thus the existence of fairies was never let out.

And all of those were included in Poof's defense in court. But he was proven guilty as charged, because everyone was there to wittness the monkey attack and everyone was mad at Poof. Well, almost everyone. On the way out of the courtroom, when he was being brought to Abacatraz, Poof saw and memorized his parents' faces. Cosmo, oblivious to anything and everything that happened, was laughing and watching the videos on YouTube. And Wanda looked like she was feeling a combination of disgust, angriness and sadness. That was the last time Poof saw his parents.

Poof nearly had a heart-attack when he realized he would have to share a cell with FOOP. He and Foop had never gotten along, and after planning a Secret Fairy Convention, arguing with some guy over the phone about whether the monkeys he was ordering had to be SUPER wild, SUPER loud, SUPER good at fighting, or all three, then being charged with holding a bad fairy convention (which, as proven by Binky, could get you in a lot of trouble!) he just didn't feel like sharing a jail cell with his worst enemy. Surprisingly, the fighting only lasted up to two days, then they finally grew tired of fighting and decided to play cards and talk about their childhoods (excluding parts where they happened to encounter and start fighting.) They've been friends ever since.

"As I was saying..." Foop continued, pausing when he noticed Poof was having a flash back. "I wouldn't think you of all people would be polite."

"Haha! I'm a 'traitor to fairies everywhere!' " Poof said triumphantly, gloating about the knickname Foop had given him years ago.

"Your mother must be so proud." Foop said sarcastically.

"Cosmo probably is." Poof said serious, then thought about it. "Oh never mind, he'd be proud of me if I were a flea."

"Cosmo doesn't know what 'proud' means!" Foop said, starting the game they had made up a long time ago. They would try to top eachother off with how dumb Cosmo is.

"Cosmo doesn't know how to spell 'proud'! 'Uh, T- double Guh- double -EIEIEO-M-Y-E-R-S!"

"Cosmo doesn't know what language 'proud' is in! 'Uhhh, Kentucky?' "

"Cosmo doesn't know what language HE speaks! 'Uhhh, Kentucky?' "

"You can say any word and Cosmo says 'What?' "

"Idiot says what?"

" 'What?' "

"Hah! You fell for it Foop!"

"You moron, I was imitating Cosmo."

"Right."

"You're such a moron Poof, I really was! Must be the Cosmo in you that couldn't tell..."

"May I remind you your mother is just as dumb as Cosmo?"

Foop pretended to be offended. "Why Poof, I had no idea you could be so hurtful! Sob sob! Crying sounds! Waa!"

"Hah! I can be as bad as you!"

"Do you want to be as bad as me?"

Poof shrugged.

"Okey, that was weak Poof! You don't say 'whatever' to bad! If schools encouraged saying 'whatever' to drugs, we'd have a bunch of VERY confused drug dealers."

"Or atleast a very confused Cosmo."

"We'll always have a very confused Cosmo."

Just as Poof was about to reply, the phone rang. He was in a good mood, so he said a very cheerful "hello?"

"Poof? This is Mom."

Poof's happiness turned to ackwardness. He hadn't talked to his mom in years.

"Poof, are you there?"

"Yeah?"

"Listen, my godkids Tammy and Tommy want to meet you, so..."

"I can't come now! Sorry Wanda."

"MOM! Call me mom. And why not?"

"Uh, Fairy Flu." He coughed to try to convince Wanda he was sick.

Wanda wasn't fooled. "Where are you right now?"

"DisneyWorld Wanda. Happiest place on Earth."

"I'm serious!"

"Okey, I'm at the UN-happiest place NOT on Earth. Want to take a guess?"

"Poof, I'm not in the mood!"

"Okey, okey. I'm at Foop's house."

Wanda didn't say anything.

"Wanda? You still there?"

"Call me 'Mom'."

"As if you ever were one." He mumbled.

"What did you say?"

"Can I talk to Dad?"

"Oh, so you can call him 'Dad', but you can't call me Mo-"

"Can I talk to Dad?"

"Fine! But no tricking him into giving you his wand, okey?"

"I wasn't going to! But then again, now that you mention it..."

"I'm putting you on speakerphone!"

"Darn." He mumbled. He heard Wanda whisper something, then he said "Hello? Dad?"

"Hi Poof!"

"Hi Dad!" He was so happy to talk to his dad, the ONE fairy who couldn't make him feel bad about himself.

"So how's your human baby girlfriend?"

Well, ALMOST anything.

"Dad, she's not my girlfriend." He tried to sum it up so they wouldn't have to talk too long about it.

"She's not?"

"No."

"Oh." There was an ackward pause. "So when did you two brake up?"

"Dad, we didn't brake up. We were... never together."

"Why not?"

"Terrible people... decided we couldn't be together because I'm a fairy and she's a human."

"Harsh! Who are those people?"

That was when Wanda interrupted. "Okey Cosmo, give me the phone! Poof, we are NOT terrible people!"

"What you did wasn't pretty. You broke my heart Wanda."

"MOM!"

"WHATEVER!" Before Wanda could yell back, Poof hung up.