Well, look at me being a complete and utter liar. Less than 24 hours after I proclaimed this a one-shot, the ABSURD amount of feedback I got gave me an idea (special shout out to njferrell for the suggestion that spawned this idea.)

Oh, and this takes place soon after the last. And I know I said this all happens a little further along in Blaine/Kurt's friendship, but I couldn't resist the party theme. So consider it a Christmas party in, like, June. Cool. :)

*ends self indulgent author's note*

Updated Disclaimer: I still don't own them.

Blaine Hamilton is excited to finally meet some of his New Directions friends tonight! ;P

(Tina Cohen-Chang, Wes Gardener and 16 other friends like this.)

Kurt Hummel: This is a bad idea.

Kurt Hummel is thinking of canceling the Christmas party.

Mercedes Jones: Oh no you aren't!

Blaine Hamilton: You can't cancel our first official date!

Blaine Hamilton: Unless you don't like me anymore.

Blaine Hamilton: Have I changed that much since we got together?

Blaine Hamilton: 14 hours can really change a person...

Blaine Hamilton: But it cannot change the way I feel for YOU.

Kurt Hummel: I am confiscating all of your 80s movies.

Blaine Hamilton: John Hughes is a genius.

(Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Don't cancel the party.

Blaine Hamilton: Please? *pouts*

Wes Gardener: I think I am going to vomit at the virtual adorableness.

(David Ruskin, Finn Hudson and 23 other people like this.)

Finn Hudson is hiding under his blankets quietly until Kurt Hummel stops his decorating rampage.

Quinn Fabray: How bad is it?

Finn Hudson: Bad.

Finn Hudson: Think opening scene of Saving Private Ryan. Only with more tinsel.

David Ruskin: Awesome movie.

Finn Hudson: I know, right!

Santana Lopez: Matt Damon is one hot piece of meat.

(Mercedes Jones, Blaine Hamilton and 4 other friends like this.)

Brittany Pierce: I think you just decimated the manliness of that conversation, Santana.

Finn Hudson: O.o Britt? Decimated?

Artie Abrams: Sorry, that was me. Britt was signed in on my laptop.

Brittany Pierce: He has really fun games.

Brittany Pierce: With bubbles.

Finn Hudson: … maybe I should go help Kurt.

Wes Gardener is wondering what people in Lima wear to parties. Is plaid flannel still the done thing?

Kurt Hummel: 14 hours. We went a whole 14 hours WITHOUT MENTIONING THAT.

Wes Gardener: And they were the duller for it, don't you think?

Blaine Hamilton: Wes, don't be a jerk. Or I won't let you have shotgun to the party.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

David Ruskin: Hey, no fair!

Kurt Hummel: Thank you, Blaine. :)

Blaine Hamilton: Anytime. ;p

Wes Gardener: *vomits*

(Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez and 3 other friends like this.)

Finn Hudson is getting really sick of Teenage Dream playing over and over.

(Wes Gardener and David Ruskin like this).

David Ruskin: You are SO not the only one.

Wes Gardener: I tried to steal his laptop to delete it.

Wes Gardener: Who has their music password protected, anyway?

Blaine Hamilton: People whose "friends" try to BREAK IN and STEAL THEIR MUSIC.

David Ruskin: Not stealing.

David Ruskin: Deleting.

David Ruskin: Totally different.

Mercedes Jones is ready to get her party on!

(Kurt Hummel, Sam Evans and 16 other friends like this.)

Quinn Fabray: We look so good.

Quinn Fabray: I am just saying.

Kurt Hummel: Of course you do. I chose your outfits.

David Ruskin uploaded a picture.

(Wes Gardener, Kurt Hummel and 5 other friends like this.)

David Ruskin: This is what it looks like when Blaine is given only 4 and a half hours to get ready.

Blaine Hamilton: I have a lot of clothing, okay?

Wes Gardener: And hair products.

David Ruskin: And cologne.

Wes Gardener: And more hair products.

Blaine Hamilton: Remind me why I'm friends with you two again?

Wes Gardener: We're really hot.

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Wes Gardener is waiting with David Ruskin for Blaine Hamilton to stop primping so they can leave.

(David Ruskin and Mercedes Jones like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Shut up. Or walk.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

David Ruskin is in the car with Wes Gardener and Blaine Hamilton, who are arguing over the color of Kurt Hummel's eyes. Blaine Hamilton may have competition.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Wes Gardener: All I said was that I didn't think that his eyes didn't "put the Georgia stars to shame". So Blaine forcing Taylor Swift upon us seemed a little odd.

Wes Gardener: Blaine has never seen Georgia stars, for crying out loud.

Wes Gardener: And Kurt, your eyes are lovely, but you aren't my type.

David Ruskin: Whatever, man. I know what I heard.

Wes Gardener: You are ridiculous,

(Wes Gardener likes this.)

Wes Gardener: (Blaine is driving and asked me to like this on his behalf).

Finn Hudson approves of Blaine Hamilton... mostly because he gets my 80s movie references.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Santana Lopez approves of Blaine Hamilton because he looks utterly lickable.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

David Ruskin cannot quite believe he just saw Blaine Hamilton get licked by a cheerleader. Life is so unfair.

Brittany Pierce: He tasted like vanilla.

Blaine Hamilton: Um...glad you like it. :p

Artie Abrams: We need to have that personal bubble talk again, babe.

Brittany Pierce: K! Lessthan3!

Brittany Pierce: I love bubbles!

Blaine Hamilton: Brittany, you are my favorite.

(David Ruskin and Brittany Pierce like this.)

Blaine Hamilton feels approved.

(Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang and 10 others like this.)

Tina Cohen-Chang found the mistletoe! :)

(Mike Chang, Sam Evans and 5 other friends like this.)

Mercedes Jones uploaded a photo.

Mercedes Jones: Damn it. Blurry.

Wes Gardener: Hold on, I've got it.

Wes Gardener uploaded a photo.

(Mercedes Jones, David Ruskin and 31 other friends like this.)

Tina Cohen-Chang: omg. This is the cutest thing everrrrr.

Mercedes Jones: Get it, Blaine!

(Wes Gardener and 13 other friends like this.)

Santana Lopez: That boy clearly has a talented tongue.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Kurt Hummel: Has the word PRIVACY never been explained to any of you?

Wes Gardener: Aw, come on. You guys are adorable. And after what you put us through a little voyeuristic thrill is SO little to ask.

(Mercedes Jones, David Ruskin and 9 other friends like this.)

Brittany Pierce: You guys are so cute!

Brittany Pierce: Wait, we're going on a trip?

Blaine Hamilton: *falls a little bit more in love with Brittany*

Artie Abrams: Hey!

Blaine Hamilton: *points to picture*

Artie Abrams: Oh, yeah. Congrats, dude.

Blaine Hamilton: Thanks. :D

Wes Gardener: Nice to see that most of Dalton has liked this.

Wes Gardener: We are brothers in suffering.

Wes Gardener: Blaine's suffering, I mean. Vocally. And musically. A lot.

(David Ruskin and 10 other friends like this.)

Kurt Hummel: ...really, guys?... really?

Blaine Hamilton: *heart*

Blaine Hamilton has changed his profile picture.

(Mercedes Jones, Wes Gardener and 17 other friends like this.)

Kurt Hummel: BLAINE. Do NOT enable them.

Blaine Hamilton: ...What? We're cute. Embrace it.

(Mercedes Jones likes this.)

Kurt Hummel: You're lucky I like you. Mostly because you have nice hair.

Wes Gardener: If you saw how much time went into it you wouldn't be as impressed.

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Shut up, Wes. *heart* Kurt.

Wes Gardener: I'm fun and you know it. Now hook me up with the skittles.

Blaine Hamilton: You'll have the Red Vines and like it.

Santana Lopez to Kurt Hummel: Decent party last night, Kurtie. The bf is delectable. Maybe next time we can do karaoke and watch you two make out?

Kurt Hummel: I think not.

Blaine Hamilton: I LOVE karaoke! Next Friday?

(Mercedes Jones, Wes Gardener and 17 other people like this).

Kurt Hummel: I give up.