NARUTO!
Title : The Curse of The Golden Bananas!
Chapter 2!
Akatsuki Hideout!
The wind blew through the hideout's entrance. Madara Uchiha looked at all ten of his members and then at, Sasori. He sighed and placed and hand on the table in front of them. Pein looked over at, Madara and stated,
" We're going to start the meeting…..right?." Madara stared at, Sasori and his sharingan started to twitch. Sasori swallowed a lump in his throat as he started to sweat. Pein sighed. " MADARA!." Madara's gaze shifted from, Sasori to…..this supposed person he knew that had six bodies. He then shouted,
" WHAT?." Pein cleared his throat and asked,
" We're going to start the meeting…..right?." Madara sighed and leaned back in his chair. He then stared at the wall for a moment lost in thought. Pein watched their leader for a moment and then stated,
" Alright…..to start things off at this meeting." Pein cleared his throat and continued saying, " Konan and I have successfully captured…..," Pein looked over at, Madara for a second and asked, " What's up with you?." Madara looked at, Pein and sighed,
" Uh…..I'm sorry you were saying that you captured something." Pein sighed and stated,
" As I was saying, Konan and I have successfully captured…..The Nine Tails." Madara's interest peaked and he asked,
" You actually captured it?." Konan smiled and replied,
" Yes Sir." Pein continued saying,
" He's in the extraction chamber as we speak." Madara then put his hands together and stated,
" Pein?." Pein looked at him and asked,
" Yes?." Madara sighed and replied,
" Could you come here for a second?." Pein got up and started towards, Madara. When he got over to him he asked,
" Yes, Sir?." Madara looked at, Sasori for a moment and then replied,
" You do know….that what you did was very….very…..-" Madara then trailed off of what he was saying and looked back at, Sasori and the brown paper sack. Pein then stated,
" Very…..what?." Madara then pushed him out of the way and stated,
" Forget the nine tailed beast….I want to know what's in the stupid looking sack that, Sasori brought in here." Everyone looked at, Sasori and he looked back at all of them. Sasori then asked,
" What?." Madara sighed and replied,
" What's in the sack?." Pein then cleared his throat and stated,
" I'm going to excuse myself for a moment." He got up from the meeting table and started out the door. Madara's sharingan followed, Pein's movement out the meeting room door. It then went back to, Sasori and he asked,
" Well, Sasori?." Sasori then opened up the bag and he stated,
" I found some bananas…except they look kind of strange." Zetsu's Black Half then replied,
" Banana's? What the frig-," Zetsu's White Half interrupted saying,
" Okay….there's no need for swearing right now. What the heck is with the bananas anyways?." Sasori then stated,
" Well….I thought before we held the meeting,…during the meeting or after the meeting….we could all eat something." Madara looked around the table at all of the other members. He then looked back at, Sasori and replied,
" What kind of depraved mind…..could think up something like that?." He stood up and walked over to where, Sasori was. Madara leaned down to look him in the eye for a moment. He then looked at everybody else. The others looked at their leader for a moment or two. Madara stated, " I like this kid. Forget the meeting….let's eat everybody." Sasori then sighed a sigh of relief and then, Madara took the sack away from him. Madara proceeded to walk around the table. As he did this he gave all of the members some of the bananas. After, Madara was done he sat back down in his chair and looked down at his banana for a moment. He stared at it and stated, " It looks golden." Sasori smiled and responded,
" Yeah….they looked a little strange to me also. But they should be alright." Itachi picked up his banana and stated,
" It looks like a vagina." Konan looked at him and replied,
" Peh…you don't even know what a vagina even looks like….you Uchiah bastard." Itachi looked at her for a moment and stated,
" She's right….I don't." Itachi then unpeeled his banana and held it up to his mouth. Kisame looked at him and asked,
" Itachi?." The older Uchiha stopped inches away from his mouth and asked,
" Yes…Kisame?." Kisame sighed and replied,
" Well….it looks kind of like your sucking off a…..dude." Itachi looked at his partner for a moment and then took a bite of his banana. The Uchiha man then smacked his partner upside the head and stated,
" And you look like a fish man….shut up." Madara looked at his banana some more but he hadn't touched it at all. He thought to himself,
" I know that there's something wrong with it….but what is it? You can't trust, Sasori to do anything right." Zetsu's black half looked at, Madara and asked,
" What's up?." Madara looked up at, Zetsu and replied,
" I don't know. I just don't think this banana is safe." Zetsu then picked up his banana and looked at it for a moment. He then shrugged and stuffed the whole thing in to his mouth, chewed it up and swallowed. Madara stared at, Zetsu in disbelief and stated, " I can't believe that you just ate that banana on a whim….after I just stated that I didn't think they were safe." Zetsu shrugged and stated,
" Well….I was hungry." Madara blinked at him and then looked at, Itachi. He then asked,
" Itachi….what are you doing?." Itachi Uchiah was grabbing, Kisame around the throat and stating,
" You little fish bastard. I'll kill you in your sleep you evil little popsicle." Madara blinked his eye for a couple seconds and then looked over at, Konan. He then saw that she had changed her clothes and was wearing a sailor uniform. Konan walked over to, Madara and asked,
" Do you want to go sailing with me….Sir?." Madara glared at her and replied,
" Get away from me…..right….now." Konan then backed away from the Uchiha. Pein walked back in to the meeting room and saw what was going on. He then stated,
" Huh….what the hell's going on?." Madara looked at, Pein and then everybody went back to normal and were sitting at the table like they were ready for the rest of the meeting. Madara looked at him and stated,
" I don't know. Anyways…on with the meeting." Pein then sat back down in his chair and stated,
" Okay." He cleared his throat. " Does anybody else have any inquires as to how we could capture the, Eight Tailed Bull….oh and by the way….The Nine Tailed Fox escaped." Madara stared at, Pein in disbelief and smacked his hand over his eyes. He then stated,
" Oh….why am I surrounded by idiots?." Konan walked over to, Madara and stated,
" GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!." Madara then looked at her with his sharingan and replied,
" If you don't shut up….I'll give you death right here." Konan then started to slink away like a frightened child. Kisame looked over at, Itachi and asked,
" Itachi….are you feeling alright?." Itachi had a look on his face like he was about to vomit. His eyes then started to twitch for a little bit. He stood up straight and then walked all the way over to, Madara. The Uchiha with the mask then asked,
" What?." Itachi replied,
" Take this cup….and give thy hand to thy Lord. Eat the bread of life…and drink the blood of man…then go out and have a tea party on me….PAAARRRRRTAAAY!." Itachi then pulled out a gun and shot himself in the foot. He then screamed out bloody murder and then ran face first in to the wall knocking himself unconscious. Madara looked down at him for a few seconds and stated,
" What….the….hell?."
End of Chapter Two!