Disclaimer: The word to the left describes it all but anyway I own me(Jiax) and nobody else.
WHAT WAS GOING ON AFTER THE LAST EPISODE:Naraku's head , the only piece to survive the brutal beatings of Sango, is stuffed in Kool aid jug. Jiax forgets to add sugar so it tastes like colored water with essence of Naraku. Kanna and Kagura are stuck workiing in the studio until the "head" grows a new body.
Naraku: Stupid servants!! Get me a larger jug.
Miroku: You can't be serious.
Kanna: Wimpy bitch. ( monotone as usual)
Naraku: WHAT!!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO SLAVE.
Kanna: A decapitated head that was almost killed by a woman with a giant boomerang a sword and issues with you because you most likely took her brother and in your one words had a little fun with and has yet to return him and by how he's acting shows signs of severe trauma most likely done by rape and or sexual abuse( said in a fast but calm voice)
Everyone including the very few survivors( excluding Naraku): WOW(look at naraku waiting for a response)
Naraku: I…a…um..I didn't abuse you so I wouldn't have done anything to him
Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (looks at kanna)
Kanna: proof you only like little boys.
Crowd looks back at Naraku
Naraku:I am not dumb enough to do that cause I know Sango would have hunted me down
Crowd looks at Kanna
Kanna:maybe but if that's true how were you dumb enough to drive into a building.
Naraku stays silent
Miroku jumps out the crowd
Miroku:HERE IS OUR WINNER NOW TAKE YOUR PRIZE MONEY(grabs Naraku's wallet and hands it to her)
Naraku:WAIT THAT'S MY WALLET..WHERE ARE YOU GOING BRING THAT BACK..LISTEN TO ME…NOW..please..pretty please with sugar on top.
Jiax walks up to Miroku
Jiax: why did you do that
Miroku: the red light on the camera's on meaning were live.
Sango walks past covered in Naraku's blood
Sango:WHERE IS KOHAKU IF NARAKU HURT HIM I'LL CHASE HIS SOUL TO HELL BEAT IT TO HEAVEN AND BACK TO HELL.
Kanna: Naraku locked Kohaku in his room tied to his bed and told him to wait tell he gets back.
Sango:RRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NARAKU I'LL(insert long brutal word here)YOU AND THEN I'LL(add long word that means torture)YOU AFTER THAT I'LL(place really long word that means kill here)YOU TO THE DARKEST PIT IN HELL.
Turns around and runs through the wall taking about millions of dollars worth of equipment with her.
Miroku forgets about the camera and runs over to his wall putting his hands where it should have been.
Miroku:WHERE THE HELL DID ALL OF IT GO.
Jiax walks over to thejar holding Naraku
Jiax:you slave NOW
Miroku:a wall just can't disappear into oblivion.
Naraku: don't hurt me I'll work just don't tell that raging monster where I am.
Miroku: (On the ground screaming)WHY WHY DID MY BEATIFUL FLAT FULLY PAID FOR WALL HAVE TO BE DESTROYED SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO ANYBODY…WWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY.
Everyone watching the show stares in fear scared that if they change the channel the "Boomerang demon" would hunt them down.
A little while afterwards everyone was helping miroku fix his wall.except for Sango and the head of naraku.
Jiax guys I got a plan
Miroku:what(still sobbing from the "death" of his wall
Jiax:were going to frame Naraku.
Naraku: wait a minute
Jiax:Kanna remember that thing you said about Kohaku.
Kanna:yes what about it.
Jiax:well lets do that we'll tie Kohaku to Naraku's bed and say that he did it again.
Naraku: WAIT GUYS IF THIS IS ABOUT THE WALL AND HALF THE CREW I'M SORRY BUT YOUR TAKING IT A LITTLE TO FAR.
Miroku:good idea I'll tell sango and Kanna you go and make Kohaku agree with the plan.
Naraku:WAIT I'M THE BAD GUY NOT YOU.
Kagura:We could also put this in the kool-aid holding Naraku.
Naraku:please let that be sugar he forgot to add it in.
Kagura: it's a healing powder that will speed up the regenerating process .
Naraku: WHY SO SANGO HAS MORE TARGETS TO AIM AT.
Jiax: alright guys lets go
Everyone runs out and does their part leaving the still LIVE camera pointing at Naraku's regenerating head.
Naraku: OK GUYS. IT WAS FUNNY YOU CAN COME BACK NOW.
The door opens and a fire breathing Sango runs in shooting machine guns in which no one has a clue where she got them from.Naraku being so scared he knocks over the jar and falls over onto the ground
Sango:( sniffing the air) I smell you Naraku I smell your foul breath and your
Naraku's head rolls into a trash can.(she doesn't have to be so mean about it I mean how am I supposed to brush my teeth I'm just a head)
Sango picks up the trash can and burns it with her dragon breath(most likely caused by intense anger)
Meanwhile Kanna got kohaku to agree with the plan.Miroku looking for Sango and Jiax has Naraku's room set up.
Jiax:okay I have the romantic table set up the paddle and whip and that's it.alright miroku where is sango.(on a cellphone)
Miroku:I can't find her wait found her she almost found him but missed him .
Jiax:well what about you kagura.
Kagura:I found naraku in the trash and gave him the stuff.
Naraku:MY GOD THIS STUFF TASTE LIKE KAGURA'S COOKING GOD DAMN IT IT BURNS, MY TONGUE IS BEING FRIED ALIVE.
Kagura: but its cold?
Naraku: the Horrible minty freshness is DEVOURING MY SOUL
Kagura: what soul.
Naraku:Hey my body grew back…I can't move
Jiax:okay miroku keep watch on sango till were ready.
Miroku:CRAP I LOST HER
Naraku:WHAT WAIT WHY IS SHE IN THIS?
Jiax holding the camera at Naraku: Smile for the camera…you may never have another chance.
Naraku starts crying
Kanna standing silent until now: little bitch.
A giant boomerang comes flying through the wall and flings the paralyzed Naraku inside the oven and turns it on
Naraku:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Kagura: it looks nice and toasty in there…turn it up
Kanna walks over and puts it on to the highest number possible and breaks the knob
Naraku:OH CRUEL WORLD WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU
Kanna:You raped its children, tried to rule it,and you are the worst camera man yet.
Jiax: (jokingly)why don't we season him and eat him
The audience stares in terror as they cut off his head and ate the rest.Koga shows up and was helping with the legs about to aim for the head.
Jiax: (screaming the entired time) I WAS FREAKIN JOKING.
Koga: well it's to late now. Who new he would taste so good.
Miroku: whats that
Everyone gets up and looks out the hole in the wall(miroku is trying to call it an oversized window) and sees sesshomaru in a speedboat.He looks back as if he's being chased
Kagura:Whats he running…OH MY…
An army of battleships drive past(koga pulls out naraku's jar and begins to drink Naraku flavored Kool-aid before he lets everyone else get a taste).Sesshomaru drives past this time closer to the land one of the battle ships drive through a part of the island
WHAT THE (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) IS GOING ON I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN REALITY SHOW IS THIS.forget it NEXT TIME ON… WHAT THE (beeeeep) IS THE NAME OF THE(beeep) SHOW HOW THE (beeeeeeeeeeep) AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A (beeeeep) ANNOUNCER IF I DON'T KNOW.
Ah shit forget it just watch the (beep) show
Oops only censored the F word well R&R please.
BURN ME BURN ME I DARE YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU………forget that.