Ummm...I know I promised shorter gaps but, uh...blame my pathetically computer obsessed family if you want...anyway...'Tis chappy two and I'm so happy! By the time I had written down the end of chapter 6, wikipedia told me Pein was the Akatsuki leader, so that may or may not have thrown a few snags in my direction...Anywho, enjoy chapter 2!!And we judge our fans by how many people review, so right know we're feeling a little unloved, so heal our broken hearts! DISCLAIMER: We not even old enough to own Naruto, and we don't own Starbucks, but it owns YOU!!

Chapter 2: Unexpected visitors and a bottle

"Brother, it's been so long!!" A cheerful, deep voice cried. Sasuke opened his eyes to find Itachi grinning at him with red Mangekyou Sharingan eyes. "Why are you here?" Sasuke grimaced, being all intense and making evil glares because of the stupid grudge he had against Itachi. (Hey! I've almost perfected a brotherly love theory for the clan's murder!)

"Because you're my brother, it's your birthday, and I haven't seen you in forever! Like episode 80 or something!" Itachi explained, still grinning. Deidara, Sasori, and Kisame were standing behind him, wondering what the hell they were doing there in the first place. Kisame was in chibi form because the uber-spiffy writer of doom (me) decided so, and no one really wanted to stare at his normally ugly face! Everybody at the party stopped what they were doing to stare at the four Akatsuki members.

"Well, this is awkward!" Deidara stated. Kisame nodded his head all chibi-like. "Well aren't you going to let us in?" Itachi asked, making a puppy-dog face. "What the hell do you think?" "I promise we won't kill anyone!" Itachi begged, holding his hands up as if he were about to pray. "Besides, we've decided to no longer hunt for jinchuuriki and make a new, much simpler plan to take over the world!" Sasori held up a small Japanese flag and said "Yay" dimly.

"And that would be...?" The younger Uchiha implied, crossing his arms. "We're opening our own Starbucks." Deidara muttered, obviously sad that the only things he would be exploding were coffee beans and ice cubes.

"You've been drinking a lot of coke recently, haven't you?" Sasuke smirked, slowly been overtaken by his older brothers puppy dog eyes. Just then, Naruto waddled over drunkenly and put an arm around Sasuke's shoulders. Sasuke clutched his forehead and shook it sadly.

"You didn't tell us your younger brother was gay!" Sasori whispered in Itachi's ear.

"Aww, let them in!" Naruto smiled, looking drunk and/or stoned."Dobe, you realize these guys are the Akatsuki people that were chasing you?! And the guys that capture Gaara in Shippuuden. Shippuuden DVD set volume 1 available now in all those expensive that convince you to buy tons of crap you don't need!" Sasuke asked, giving Naruto a weird look. "So! He said they wouldn't kill anyone, didn't he? Believe it!"

Sasuke looked behind himself and saw that everyone had found his Coca-Cola stash. No wonder Naruto was acting so wasted! He sighed. "Fine, but only because everyone is too drunk and/or stoned to care!!" Sasuke decided, then ran all dramatic-slow-motion-ness to get himself a Coke before they were all gone. Itachi jumped up an down and clapped his hands. "Cool." Kisame said all chibi-like. Sasori and his magnificent emo-ness just rolled his eyes and went inside, Deidara hanging off his arm. Itachi and Kisame followed close behind.

Everyone continued being drunk and/or stoned, until a few of them started thinking. (Le SHOCK!!) They wondered how they could show spoilers in such an obvious manner that all you readers would think it was just made up. In another OOC moment, Hinata suggested playing spin-the-bottle.

Now here's where it gets cheesy!

So, all the ninjas/S-rated criminals played spin-the-bottle, probably knowing that they were unveiling all the obvious couplings that were bound to happen in the series using a teen movie cliché. Naruto and Hinata (followed by Hinata fainting), Temari and Shikamaru, Neji and me...i mean Tenten, Chouji and Ino, Deidara and Sasori, Kiba and...Shino? I don't know! I'm too lazy; you make up the rest...

To Be Continued in Chapter 5: Gifts and the cloud (STRIFE!!)

By the way, it's basically mandatory in this fan fiction that most of the characters be OOC...it's like the theme, so uh...be quiet about it y'know! Chapter 3 will be up hopefully soon.