A/N: Woooooohhhhh! Okay, so here is the ToonieVilla smut you all came here to see! No lengthy author's notes this time, so let's hop right into it! :D Before that actually, I have a statement. So, last chapter I kinda played around with POV's a bit, but I didn't make it clear what POV most of the chapter was in. It was switching between Villager and Toon Link pretty randomly, so we are going with it was third person, with a slight focus on a certain character. Except for Toon Link's masturbation session at the end. :D

Disclaimer: I still don't own Super Smash Brothers. I wonder if I wrote Sakurai a letter begging him to put ToonieVilla and NessCas in there as DLC he would. Hmmmm…

Toon Link made his way back to his room, physically exhausted from his "fun" in the bathroom, and mentally exhausted from the current path his thoughts were taking. He wasn't really paying attention to where he was going, so it wasn't a surprise when he bumped into somebody. He fell harshly onto his bottom, and yelped.

"Whoa there, are you alright?" Toon Link looked up from his vantage point on the ground to see a woman wearing a robe and carrying a large yellow-colored book in her left hand. "I'm terribly sorry, I didn't see you I was too busy reading this tome."

"It's okay." Toon Link stood up, rubbing his backside ruefully. "I wasn't paying any more attention than you were." He didn't know the woman's name, as he had never seen her before, so he assumed that she was a newcomer.

"There you are sis, I've been looking for you!" Toon Link looked up again, curse his shortness, and saw what appeared to be a male version of the woman running up to them, a red-colored book in his hand. He looked down to the blonde and said, "I'm so sorry, my sister can be clumsy sometimes, especially if she is poring over one of her tomes! Our name is both Robin, what is your name?" He extended his hand, which TL shook politely.

"My name is Toon Link, I'm a veteran from the brawl tournament. You can call me Toon."

"Well it was nice to meet you Toon, but we have to go. We have a lot of studying too do!"

The female Robin smirked at her brother, and then winked at TL. "Studying Shulk again, eh brother? My my, you seem to be developing an obsession with the young hom."

Male Robin blushed, and mumbled something that they couldn't quite hear, and walked away. Female Robin laughed, and followed after her blushing brother. Toon Link was happy to meet some new people, but they seemed kinda weird to him. I mean who is so into a book that they don't notice where they are going and run into somebody in the middle of the hallway? At any rate, Toon Link was really tired, and so he headed back to his room, absentmindedly running his hands over his backside as he went.

Villager's Focus (Not really a POV so yeah…)

"Oh, Toonie!" Villager moaned softly, stroking himself fearlessly. He had been at it for about 10 minutes now, and he was desperate to cum so that he could purge the feelings he had for the boy he just met from his body. He had started off just imagining his new blonde friend as he was, staring at him with a moon-struck gaze before leaning in with his lips slightly puckered. In his fantasy, Villa had met him halfway, moaning both in the fantasy and in real life. When their lips met, Villa had started stroking his needy erection shamelessly. Things quickly progressed in the fantasy, everything from him sucking on Toon Link's dripping boyhood until his warm release flooded his mouth, to his hero bending him over his bed and taking him, while he moaned out his lover's name. At that point, he had reached his free hand down, and without any form of lubrication, started teasing the outside of his tense entrance. Quickly plunging two fingers in, knuckle deep from the very beginning, he started thrusting his fingers in and out of his tight hole, imagining that Toon Link was pounding into him relentlessly.

Naturally, Toon Link chose this moment to walk in, still exhausted from what he had done, and blinked his eyes at the darkness. "Villager are you still awake?" He whispered.

Villager, who was under his covers masturbating still, quickly withdrew his fingers from his ass, and tried to answer in a normal tone. "I was almost asleep until you came in."

Toon Link sighed, a little suspicious of the fact that his roommate was under the covers 'sleeping', but decided to let it go, as he was far too tired to investigate. "Alright well, good night Villager."

"Good night Toonie."

Toon Link smiled to himself in the darkness. He had noticed that Villager called him "Toonie" instead of "Toon Link", while Villager blushed fiercely, berating himself because he slipped up and called him by the name he had been calling him in his head. Turning over, away from the blonde that was getting him worked up, he tried to normalize his breathing so that he could sleep.

Toon Link listened to the sounds of his friend's soft breathing, and still smiling, turned over and attempted to go to sleep himself.

Time Skip to next morning

Lucas was dreaming about something that he would never remember when he woke up (A/N: I have these sort of dreams all the time, the sort of thing that is so weird and fucked up that it can only be a dream, and I promptly forget about it upon waking.) when he felt someone brushing his shoulder, attempting to rouse him. Blinking his eyes and yawning cutely, he looked up blearily at his boyfriend.

"Good morning Lucas," Ness kissed his boyfriend on the cheek. "Do you want to go wake up Toon Link and his new friend that you told me about?"

Lucas grinned. "Absolutely, let's go!" He jumped out of bed, getting dressed once Ness left the room. Even though they were lovers, and had seen each other naked before numerous times, there was still a part of Lucas that was shy about being unclothed around other people. It was this sweet innocence and timidity that Ness had grown to love him for, as it made him himself, and he respected that. Lucas finished dressing in his usual yellow shirt with red stripes and blue shorts, and walked out of their shared bedroom eagerly. He had told Ness yesterday what little he knew about Toon Link's brunette friend, and he couldn't wait to be there when Ness finally met him. He wanted to be there for a simple reason: he wanted Ness's opinion on something. You see, he thinks that Villager likes Toon Link, and wanted Ness to confirm or deny this, as he knew that his raven haired paramour was more sensitive to things of an amorous nature. Ever since he and Ness had got together, Toon Link was still their best friend, but there was a clear distance that he kept himself from them, and Ness believed that it was because Toon Link was saddened by the fact that he and Lucas had each other, but he had nobody to love in the way that they loved each other.

To put it bluntly, Toon Link was looking for someone to make love to, someone that he could devote his time, energy, and endeavors towards. He needed a romantic partner.

Lucas didn't know for sure that TL was gay, but Ness thought that he was, so he trusted him on this, just like he did with everything else. Toon Link had shown no interest in one of their other friends, a boy named Popo, before he left the tournament, but Ness said this was because Popo was not Toon Link's type. Ness said that "Toon Link needs somebody that he can protect and take care of, someone that he can stand up for and defend with his life. Someone like you Lucas." Lucas had not taken offense to that statement because it was true. Ness did all those things that he just said and more. Ness had always been there for him, ever since he joined the Brawl tournament, making sure that he never got lost inside the vast mansion, standing up for him when someone felt the need to try to bully him, even a few times staying by his side all day when he was sick, or just not feeling well in general. Ness was the light of his life, his savior, his everything. He would die for him, and he was sure that Ness felt the same way. In other words, Lucas loved Ness, Ness loved him back, so it was no surprise that the two psychic boys found acceptance and love in each other's arms.

Lucas couldn't really blame TL for wanting someone like that in his life, which was another reason why he was so eager to be there to witness what Ness had in mind. He hurried his footsteps, practically running down the hallway at this point. He finally found himself in front of their door, a leaf symbol next to a different triforce than Toon Link had last time adorning the hardwood surface. This triforce had four swords underneath it, and seemed to be in a different art style than the last one (think cel-shaded, just like Wind Waker). This new art style appealed to Lucas, as he found the brighter image more pleasing to his eyes than the harsher shading of the previous logo.

Lucas was still admiring the door when Ness ran up, huffing and puffing. Lucas turned around at the sound of familiar breathing and jumped when he saw Ness. "Ness what are you doing I thought that you were already in the room!"

Ness smiled at Lucas. "Well, I made a detour to the bathroom on the way here, and I ran to try and catch up with you." He replied, still a little bit breathless. Shrugging off his momentary exhaustion, he pulled his blonde into a chaste kiss. Lucas blushed shyly, but returned it, arms moving up, and then settling on the sable haired boy's shoulders.

Their kiss was abruptly ended by the door in front of them opening. A brunette boy was smiling at them kindly. They broke apart, blush evident on both of their faces.

"Well hi there Lucas. I'm guessing this is Ness." Villager smiled wider.

"Hello." Lucas was even more shy than usual, after what Villager had just caught them doing. He turned to Ness. "This is Villager, a newcomer and Toon Links new roommate."

Ness stuck out his hand. "Welcome to the tournament Villager. My name is Ness. I look forward to fighting you in the future." Villager ignored the hand offered to him, and embraced Ness as a greeting. Lucas almost glared, but then he realized that Villager wasn't making a move on his boyfriend, he was just greeting him. He wasn't used to seeing boys hug each other at the first meeting, as that was usually how a guy would greet a girl, but he accepted it as a quirk of Villager's personality and let it slide. Just this once.

Villager was no stranger to jealousy, and quickly let his new friend go so that Lucas wouldn't think that he was interested in him. Although the taller boy was attractive, and probably had an excellent body hiding under those clothes of his, since yesterday he had eyes for only one boy, who was currently still asleep in their bedroom.

"Is TL awake yet?" Ness asked him.

Snapping out of trance, Villager shook his head. "No he is still asleep. I was getting hungry and didn't want to wake him up to ask him where I was supposed to go eat at, so I decided to find it on my own."

Ness laughed. "Well good thing we showed up, we will gladly show you to the cafeteria. Come on!" Ness turned around, dragging Lucas with him in the direction of the cafeteria where all the smashers took meals together. This worked out perfectly, he thought to himself, as they were walking at a brisk pace to the meal hall, Villager is with us and Toon Link isn't. It is time to go in for the kill. Ness was tired of this mopey, sad Toon Link that they had been dealing with for the past few months. He wanted his old best friend back. The one that was always happy, always wanting to go on the next adventure, always annoying the hell out of everybody except his friends. The Toon Link that he could play baseball with, or soccer, or do almost anything with. The sky was truly the limit with the old Toon Link, but he has been depressed for a while now, and Ness planned to snap him out of it.

They arrived at the cafeteria after a few minutes of walking at that pace, and quickly made their way to their usual table. Lucas was looking around, trying to get a glimpse of the other newcomers that were bound to be here. He had already met Villager, but he wanted to see the rest of them. He spotted another robot, a dog with a duck on its back, as well as a dude with green boxing gloves on, all placing their orders at the counter.

Ness sat down, taking Lucas with him, and noticed for the first time that electronic menus that were sitting in front of every chair. "What is this?" He questioned. He glanced down at the menu. They had steak, so he ordered that, pressing the button on the electronic menu.

Immediately, Steak shot up from a slot under the table, appearing in front of him complete with a fork and knife. This new dining was cool!

Lucas ordered himself his usual omelet, while Villager pondered the choices for a moment before ordering a fruit salad.

They ate in silence for a few moments before Ness abruptly broke it. "So Villager I just have to ask, are you gay? Because you seemed oddly at ease with Luke and I's relationship, and I was just wondering why. No offense of course."

Villager blushed a little, but ultimately smiled. "Yeah." He conceded. "I'm gay. I have been for as long as I can remember."

Ness grinned toothily, while Lucas smiled lightly, it seemed like so far, Ness's plan was working. "What do you think of Toon Link?" Ness asked next.

Lucas choked a little on his omelet. Ness was really going for it aggressively today. There was no way that this was going to work, or at least, in his mind he couldn't see it happening.

"I think that he is cute, funny, and has a nice body. I would love to be his boyfriend."

Lucas choked again at Villager's forthrightness. It seemed like he had no shame, and the way he held nothing back made Lucas believe everything he said. Still, with him being naturally shy as he was he couldn't' really comprehend how somebody could be so…shameless with everything. Some stuff should just be left unsaid. But to Villager it seemed, nothing should be left out.

Ness smiled even brighter if that was possible. "Well how about I try to hook you two up?"

Villager was interested. "Go on."

"Okay here is the deal. I'm going to try to see if he is into you as much as you are into him. If he is, then you two will be happy with each other and Toon Link won't be so depressed anymore."

Villager was shocked. "He didn't seem so depressed yesterday."

"That is because he hides it well. To the new guys anyways. If you saw how he was before, you would understand that how he is now doesn't even compare." Ness looked over at Lucas lovingly. "He has been like this for a while now, and we think it is because he wants somebody to love. I think you could be that person."

"Well what is in it for you?" As nice as Villager was, he really wanted to know what price he would have to pay to have his hero truly be his.

"Nothing. Except the fact that we can have our best friend back."

"Fair enough. Very well, do what you will." Villager became oddly formal. "I think I'm going to go take a shower now."

He left Lucas and Ness sitting at their table, and ran out of the cafeteria. Ness thought to himself quickly, made his decision, and said "See ya later Luke!" and ran out of the hall, seemingly after the young mayor. Lucas just waved farewell and shook his head, already being used to Ness's antics. He had an idea of what he was up to, and he blushed, imagining what might be about to go down in one of the mansion's many showers.

Toon Link's Focus (Again not a POV, I really want to know what to call this. .)

Toon Link woke up to the sound of banging on his door. "Toon Link wake up! This is very important man!" Recognizing the voice, he got up and made his way to the entrance of his room to stop the loud noises.

"Do you have any idea what ungodly hour it is?" He was still irritated at being woken up. Ness knew that he liked to sleep late.

"Bro, it is 11 o'clock in the morning." Ness knew that TL liked to sleep late, but he also liked to mess with his blonde friend. Plus, this time it was really something important.

"This better be good." Toon Link was unamused.

"How is this for good. So I just found out that the cute brunette newcomer-who just so happens to be your roommate-is interested in you. He is currently taking a shower, doing Palutena knows what to himself, probably to thoughts of you. What are you going to do about this?"

Toon Link's jaw dropped. Villager was masturbating in the shower to thoughts of him? Why didn't Ness say so sooner? "Thanks man!" He truly grinned, not the fake one he had been giving as of late no, this one was all teeth and gums and brightness and gleaming eyes. He zoomed down the hallway, his mind stuck on that one boy, and what was about to happen.

A/N: Okay, so I'm sure ya'll officially hate me now. A cliffhanger in only the second chapter? Let me explain. As much as I wanted to put smut in this chapter (actual smut, not just a small masturbation scene) it just wasn't going to happen due to what I had planned. Also, this was supposed to be released yesterday on Valentine's Day, but here it is today. Happy slightly late Valentine's Day my friends! I hope yours was as good as mine was. Anyway, expect chapter 3 (and the first real sex scene) soon. It is pretty clear where this is going, and I have never written shower sex before, so this oughta be fun. I apologize in advance if it sucks lol.

I'm going to start a section called "Review Replies" where I reply to you guy's and gal's reviews. This was inspired by another author on this site named Paradigm of Writing. He is a beast, and if you haven't checked him out yet, I urge you to do so. He was actually part of the motivation I had for writing this chapter, so thanks man!

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