"What's all that ruckus?!" Genkai bellowed as she quickly made her way to the front room where everyone else had collected themselves. Yukina followed closely behind, her hands clamped together nervously. "What the hell is all the noise for? Don't you kids have any manners?" the old woman sneered.
Yukina stepped from behind the snapping old Genkai, her eyes sweeping over everyone in the room and coming to rest on Hiei. Her eyes widened in adoration. Hiei turned around and caught Yukina staring at him, to which he responded by raising an eyebrow.
Yukina blushed cutely, "Hello, Hiei-sama. I am so very happy that you have come by today." She smiled at him.
Hiei felt strangely about his younger sister greeting him like that, and quickly feared that the secret was out. He quickly put that concern aside, deciding that he wouldn't feed suspicions about anything anyone has told her of their kinship.
Yukina shyly approached Hiei on the porch. She blushed quite noticeably.
"Would you like anything to drink, Hiei-sama?" she said.
Hiei stared at her, "No… Thanks…"
"Are you sure? I would be very pleased if I could get you anything… anything… at…all…" Yukina looked down to hide the fact that her entire face was flushed.
"No…I'm quite alright…" said Hiei. He began to grow sick to his stomach at the way Yukina was acting toward him.
"Oh…alright…I suppose I will be in the back room…alone… You can come find me if you change your mind, Hiei-sama." With that, Yukina scurried off to the back room. Hiei could only stare in horror. His face was devoid of all color. Once Yukina had left the room, Yusuke laughed hysterically at Hiei's total disgust.
"HA! Your little sis has the hots fer you!" he said, grinning like an idiot. Kuwabara, who had been near tears to see Yukina throw herself at another man, realized the humor of the situation and joined Yusuke in the teasing of Hiei,
"Hahaha! That's right, Hiei! I guess yer gonna rape your sister's ass too, huh?"
The two began doubling over with laughter, as Hiei's whitened face grew ever more colorless. That spongy, flaccid penis that had just minutes ago, penetrated the defenses of two unsuspecting derrieres, now crept up inside Hiei's gut for protection from the thought of something far more revolting than sin.
Yusuke and Kuwabara continued to laugh and ridicule the horrified Hiei while Kurama's eyes aimlessly drifted over the scenery outdoors.
He heard something strange. Something faint. It sounded like someone's muffled screams. This worried him. He immediately suspected that something was amiss. He left the comedic scene of the room to find the source of these disturbing noises. He went from room to room, listening for the low bawls. He placed his ears against every wall, in every room. He frantically moved from room to room, listening carefully for the sound, though taking great care not to make any himself. As minutes passed, the screaming seemed to become more exasperated. He feared the worse.
Just as he felt he would never find the source, the screaming became slightly louder. He closed his eyes to concentrate on the direction in which the sound was originating. It was behind him. He turned around and furtively crept to the door. He took great care not to startle any attacker away, and thus sparing him of the pain he was to soon receive. Kurama gently placed his ear between the door and frame to listen. The screams were familiar. They were Yukina's screams. Fearfully, though quietly, Kurama nudged the door open to see what was going on inside. He saw Yukina's hair on the edge of a bed, though nothing of her attacker. Kurama thought to himself, "This must be her bedroom…but how would the intruder know to drag her back here?" He cautiously prodded the door open more and saw something truly frightening. Yukina laying on her bed, kimono carelessly rolled up around her hips, her fingers inserted in her dripping wet womanhood. She was moaning softly and crying out Hiei's name. Kurama's stomach dropped. His skin turned white.
"Oh…Hiei…Oh…please take me…Oh I hope I am a good lover for you…Oh…Hiei…" moaned Yukina, rolling her head in pleasure.
Kurama felt his lunch being ejected out of his convulsing stomach. He grabbed his stomach with one hand, his mouth with the other and slunk away quickly. He made his way back to the room where everyone else was still making a commotion. Hiei still sat frozen in his expression of horror. Kurama sat next to him, sharing the same expression. Yusuke took notice and stopped laughing. He raised an eyebrow and asked, "What's the matter, Kurama?"
"Oh…Nothing…I just suddenly started feeling very sick to my stomach." said Kurama, his eyes wide and his face white.
Yusuke happened to look up to see two familiar figures materializing on the beaten pathway. Keiko and Shizuru slowly made their way through the winding woods up to Genkai's house. Yusuke announced their arrival, "Hey, looks like we've got some girls coming to join the party." Yusuke grinned, paused for a moment, and walked back over to the bathroom, where his damp clothes still laid out to dry. He closed the bathroom door behind him to get dressed for his beloved. Kuwabara's laughing ceased and he ran to the door to see what girls Yusuke was talking about.
"Aw… that's no girl, that's just my stupid sis." Kuwabara grumbled in disappointment. He walked to the spread of food and sat down.
Hiei and Kurama had not recovered from their frightening discoveries and still sat as motionless as statues on the porch.
Yusuke came out of the bathroom, dressed in his dampened clothes, and walked out onto the porch to greet the ladies. Keiko looked as cute as ever, dressed in her school uniform. She ran to Yusuke and threw her arms around his neck. "Oh, Yusuke! I missed you so much! I'm so glad you're back!" she said excitedly, kissing him on the cheek.
Yusuke grumbled; he knew he was sure to get far more than a kiss on the cheek if his imbecile friends had stayed out of his business. "Yeah, I missed you too, Keiko." Yusuke said, less than thrilled to greet her in front of such a crowd.
Shizuru stepped onto the porch, carrying several bags. "Hey boys, I hope we're not late for the party."
Hiei suddenly snapped back to reality, "And who the hell informed you about this?" he said with an obvious tone of annoyance.
Shizuru smiled, took the shriveled cigarette butt out of her mouth and tossed it to the ground, "Why, Kazuma of course. You do remember that my dear little brother has the habit of talking very loudly in his sleep?" Shizuru placed the bags on the porch and added, "But don't worry. I didn't come empty-handed."