Ways to Annoy the Death Note Characters
Light
1.) Call him Kira when you are talking to him as loudly as possible in public.
2.) Ask him why he is a model for Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister. (Continue on 3)
3.) When he says he's not, show him pictures (that you didn't make) of him posing like a model.
4.) Keep asking him about what things he and Ryuk do in his room all day.
5.) Tell him that Ryuk and L watch him while he's sleeping.
6.) While he is sleeping, put my guinea pig on his stomach close to his face, facing him.
7.) Tape a picture of Ryuk to his forehead while he's sleeping.
8.) Keep telling him that you know what he did last night.
9.) In the middle of summer, wake him up with the song "The Very First Christmas" from spongebob and make sure it is very loud.
10.) Secretly paint his nails pink.
11.) Replace his shampoo with blue dye.
12.) "Accidentally" set him on fire.
13.) Put a real live tarantula on his laptop keyboard.
14.) Spike his coffee with laxatives.
15.) Before he puts his shoes on, stuff them with mayo.
16.) Tell him that Mikami wants him for other reasons.
17.) Keep saying "We all know that you want to meet Near for your own special purposes, but we can't always get what we want."
18.) Take embarrassing pictures of Mello and Near, and actually paste them all over Light's wall.
19.) Explode his computer with yaoi and porn.
20.) Host a huge party at his house and invite all of his old girlfriends...don't forget Misa and Takada. (Continue on 21)
21.) Tape the girl fight and post it on youtube.
22.) Whenever you have to give him important information, and he asks you for it, tell him dog commands first like make him sit, lie down, speak, and beg. (Continue on 23)
23.) When he gets even more pissed off, ask him to give you his paw.
24.) Throw shurikens and kunais at him. (Continue on 25)
25.) When he asks you why you did that, blame it all on Matsuda.
26.) Whenever around the Task Force, keep going on about how you saw Light at Blockbuster renting XXX movies.
27.) Hide all of L's sweets in his house.
28.) Replace his wardrobe with Misa's.
29.) Start beating the shit out of him for no reason.
30.) Whenever you are infront of a lot of people, yell "No I don't want to have sex with you!" and run away screaming "SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!"