SQA

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Disclaimer: We own nothing. Song is property of Tiny Tim.

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We sat in the Cantina on Nar Shaddaa, drinking our stress away. Atton, it seems, was taking this a little to literally. He was swaying happily to the beat, I'd lost count of how many drinks he'd had. When we'd gotten here, we'd been having a marginally intelligent conversation. Though now, he'd lost all sense of intellect.

Atton turned to me and asked, "Are we leaving soon?"

I sighed, "Yes, have you enjoyed your drinks?"

"... Do ya think I'm sexy?"

"What?"

He just grinned his I'm-a-scoundrel-and-you-know-you-love-me grin and hopped up off his stool. He stripped down to just his pants and boots, his jacket lying forgotten on his bar stool.

He turned to the bartender and said something I couldn't understand. Music began to play as he walked over to me.

To my great embarrassment he started to sing,

"Sugar, Sugar mmmm. Do ya think I'm sexy baby? mmmm Do ya think I'm sexy? Ahh!"

"Atton? What the FRAK do you think you're doing?! Stop!"

He didn't listen. He just kept on going.

"She sits alone, waiting for suggestions. He's so nervous of hiding all the questions. His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding dont you just know, exactly what they're thinking?"

I really didn't want to know what 'they're' thinking... But it seems I was going to find out anyways...

"If you want my body, and you think im sexy, c'mon sugar let me know! And if you really need me, just reach out and touch me, c'mon honey tell me so!"

As he sang the chorus, Atton was hanging off my arm and shoving his face right up close to mine. I attempted to push him off but, force he has a strong grip!

"He's acting shy waiting for an answer, c'mon honey, lets spend the night together!"

Wait. No. WHAT?! Oh no. Please no! He doesn't actually mean that does he?! And why am I not sure if I mind that or not?...

"Hold on a minute, before we go on farther, give me a dime, so I can call my father. They catch a cab to his high rise apartment. At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant."

While singing, Atton put his thumbs through his belt-loops, and I could see the very same leopard print speedo poking out.

Oh Force. Turning, I looked for Mira, who had been in the Cantina with us, with the hope of a rescue. My hopes were dashed when I found her, half off her barstool from laughing. Giving her the dirtiest look I could muster, I was about to swear at her, when what Atton was doing called for my attention.

"If you want my body, and you think im sexy c'mon sugar let me know! And if you really need me, just reach out and touch me, cmon honey tell me so!"

Atton was sitting on my lap with his arms wrapped round me. I was struggling to push him off me, but when I succeeded he just got on his knees and wrapped himself around my legs.

I kept wondering, 'Why am I not hating this as much as I should?'

"His heart's beating like a drum 'Cause at last he's got his girl home! Relax, baby, now were alone!"

As he sang the word alone I looked around the Cantina to find that we were...alone. Sigh, there was apparently no hope for rescue now...

"They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing. two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining..."

I sit there letting him dance around and sing, since there's no hope for a rescue... The song can't go on for much longer... can it?

"...they got each other, neither one's complaining. He say's I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee. Never mind, sugar, we can watch the early movie."

To my relief, Atton finally let go of my legs. To my horror, he jumped up on the bar and began using very dramatic and exaggerated movements that he performed to close to my face, for my liking...

"If you want my body, and you think im sexy, c'mon sugar let me know! BABY BABY if you really need me, just reach out and touch me, c'mon honey tell me so!"

His dancing kept getting more, and more elaborate as the chorus went on. He was now on his knees, in front of my face making pleading motions with his arms and hands.

"If you want my body, and you think im sexy c'mon c'mon sugar let me know! If you really need me, just reach out, just reach out, and touch me, c'mon honey just tell me so!"

As Atton did his big finish move, Bao burst through the Cantina doors. Ah, my savior.

"I finally managed to decipher what Mira was saying. General, are you all right?"

One look at my face and he was probably thinking that I'd just been traumatized.

"I'm okay Bao. Thanks for rescuing me."

Atton threw his arms around me, "Heeeey! Didn't cha like my sooong?"

"Not particularly no."

"Awww c'mon! You know you think I'm sexy!"

A/N Hehe we just couldn't resist. It was to funny!

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