Joe's Theories
Chapter 2
Messin' With Sakura
Sakura sat upstairs in her room staring at Sasuke's picture after training. She sighed. "Oh Sasuke, I really miss you. Even though I only saw you 5 minuets ago. "I really wish you'd come here. Just to say hi."
"Hey Sakura!" Sakura heard her mom calling. "Sasuke's here! Sakura jumped up.
"Sasuke!" She ran down the stairs. All the while screaming; "Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke!" Very fast. "Where's Sasuke?!" She screamed when she finally got to the bottom of the stairs, foaming at the mouth.
"Oh sorry, it was just a squirrel." Her mom said.
"Oh... okay then!" She said, and went upstairs. When she went upstairs, her mother and father laughed.
"Hey! D'you wanna do it again?!" Her father asked.
"Yeah!" Her mom said, and called upstairs. "Sakura! It's really Sasuke this time!" She heard Sakura running down the stairs saying;
"Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke!" Really fast. Again.
"Oh! Silly me! It was thats squirrel again." Her mom said. Sakura dropped to her knees.
"Darn you squirrels! Darn you!"
Shino's Secret life
We all know about Shino Aburame. The mysterious bug genin. But do we know who he really is? Late at night, he sneaks out of his house and walks into the forest. He slowly transforms into a cockroach. He lives with his wife and kids under a log. Feeding on villagers as they pass by. And every night, he is chased by villagers with torches and pitch forks. And that is Shino's life.
The Real Sasuke
"Oh my God it's Sasuke!" Many fangirls screamed as they chased Sasuke. He ran into his house and locked the door.
"Ugh, finally." He said. He then placed a pair of thick rimmed glasses on his face. He put his retainer back in. "Okay then Mage-guy3441! I'll show you who is the better wizard!" He said as he walked over to his computer and placed the disk for Dungeons and Dragons in.
NEXT TIME:
Why Shikamaru wears earings!
A new plan for Orochimaru!
Guy drowns Kakashi?!