Summon talking
Jutsu's or talking with hate
EXTREMELY PISSED OR MAD
Change in location or a big time gap
'Thinking'
Reading
Summery: this story is a challenge given by acepro Evolution. There is a link on my profile to his profile for details on the challenge. Naruto gets beat on his birthday and unlock a bloodline thought to have been only known to Hashirama, he then finds out that he has an obasan, itoko. Due to the type of story it is there will be a harem, but the main girls will be Hinata and Funu an OC. The only girl on girl that will be in this story is between Anko/Kurenai and Rin/Konan the rest will have a sisterly bond, except Hinata and Funu who will be more rivals. Also I do take suggestions and requests on things you think might add to the story.
Heir of the three clans: Hyuuga, Senju, and Uchiha
Cyclops, teme's, fangirls, and a cute Uchiha? Welcome to team 7 Naruto
The group arrived in Suna a few days after arriving in the country. Tsunade and Jiraiya went to get a hotel while everyone else went to the park. Hinata, Naruto, Kirei, and Haku immediately ran to play like the kids they was. As they was pushing each other on the swing when they noticed a commotion by a near by school. They walked over to see what was happening and saw a boy grab a ball without any hand signs from a building, and of course Naruto wanted to know who the boy was, "hey that was so cool, how did you do that, whats your name, I'm Naruto, are you a shinobi because I'm training to be one..." before he could continue Haku formed an ice block over his mouth.
"You will have to excuse Naru-kun he gets excited when he sees someone do a jutsu, by the way I'm Haku" she said.
"I'm Hinata" Hinata said.
"Kirei" Kirei said.
Everyone blinked at them, "do you know who your talking to, he is a monster, he is dangerous he will kill you if you talk to him" some students yelled. Before they could move Kirei, Hinata, Haku, and Naruto looked at the students with emotionless face and deadly eyes from all the stories from how Naruto was treated in Konoha and how Yugito was treated as a kid in Kumo because of the demons they have sealed in them.
Hinata was the first to speak and did so with absolutely no emotion in her voice, "you condemn this boy who is our age for something you know nothing about" she started.
"How would you feel if everyone treated you differently just because of something you have no control over" Haku said.
"He should kill you for how you treat him like he is worthless" Kirei said as her family killing trait kicked in.
"You don't know how it feels to be treated as in outsider in your own village to be forced to carry a burden without even giving your ok to it happening" Naruto said.
The kids gulped and backup from the 4 scary looking kids. Yugito walked up to them, "Naruto, Haku, Hinata, and Kirei what the hell are you doing" she asked.
"They treat this boy like he is a monster" Naruto said.
"Because he is a jinchuuriki its away of life, there is nothing you can do to change how people treat him, all he can do is learn to ignore them and only focus on those who he consider his loved ones" Yugito said.
"But..." Naruto was cut off.
"No buts now go play before I punish you 4" she said. The 4 ran off and Yugito turned to the students, "you should be lucky I decided to stop them, and just because we have demons sealed in us don't make us a demon just a jailer" she then walked away.
A blonde girl came running up, "Gaara you ok I heard screaming and ran as fast as I could" she asked.
"Yes Temari I'm fine" he thought about what the older blond said, "Temari how do you treat a loved one" he asked.
Temari blinked, "well you care for them when they are sick, make sure they are not hurt, protect them, and help them get stronger why Gaara" she asked.
"Are you my loved one" he asked.
"Of course I am, your my otouto and best friend I will always love you" Temari said.
"Will we grow strong together and protect each other" Gaara asked.
Temari put her arm around her otouto shoulder, "come on Gaara lets go eat, the school food winked at me" she said leading him away from the students. She looked back over her shoulder at the 4 kids who stepped up and protected Gaara, 'I have to thank them' she thought.
Later that night Temari found out what hotel they was staying at and ran there. After knocking on the room door Yugito opened it, "hello I'm Temari I wanted to thank those 4 kids who stood up for my otouto thins morning" she said.
Yugito nodded, "they was just about to go to sleep but I think we can squeeze you a few minutes" she said letting her in. she went into a room, "Naru, Hina, Kirei, Haku someone wants to talk to you real quick" she said.
They walked out the room and saw Temari, "sorry for waking you but I want to thank you for helping my otouto Gaara this morning, everyone treats him bad because he has Shukaku sealed in him.
"Don't worry I have Kyuubi sealed in me and I was treated just like he is" Naruto said.
"Well anyway thank you, I'm Temari by the way" she replied.
"Well I'm Naruto, this is Hinata, then Kirei, and finally Haku we are all best friends" Naruto said.
"Nice to meet you all and I hope one day we can become friends" Temari said.
"I think we will" Hinata said.
"Well bye" Temari said.
"Wait Temari" Naruto called out before she left. He went through some hand signs and out of the ground grew a G and a T with a tiny hole on the top. He gave it to Haku who turned it into ice with her Hyouton jutsu then gave it to Kirei who used a small Katon jutsu to melt the ice around it then gave it to Hinata who used a Suiton jutsu to cool it. After it was cooled she gave it to Temari, "its a sign of our friendship, as long as you have it we will always be friends" Hinata said.
Temari looked amazed at it then, they was crystallized wood letters that burned with fire, and sparkled with ice, they was the most beautiful things she ever saw. She looked at the 4 and smiled, "we will always keep them" she then ran out the room.
"Well off to bed you 4" Yugito said pushing them into the other room. Hinata, Haku, and Kirei climbed in the bed while Naruto laid on the floor.
Yugito shut the door and joined the other ladies in the second room, "you all saw what they did" she asked.
"Yes, I don't think they realize it, but that gift they gave them has the power to tame the bijuu, if Gaara wears it there is a chance he might have enough control to sleep and live a more normal life" Tsunade said.
"I hope so, life is hard enough being a jinchuuriki" Yugito said sitting on the couch.
In the middle of nowhere
4 months after leaving Suna Jiraiya was in the middle of training the 4 in ninjutsu with their ever present 10 clones. He had them master all the jutsu's they learned, to the point that it used less chakra than normal, before he would teach them another one. Of course he taught Naruto the Resengan as soon as he had the right control to do it, he in turn tried to teach it to the other three but failed so bad that Jiraiya stepped in and taught it to them. Tsunade made them write down every jutsu they learned down on a scroll in full detail. During their studies Hinata became the political one of the group, she was slowly learning anything that had to do with politics taking after Kurenai, Haku became the medic of the group, with Hinata focusing more on the political things she stepped up and became the leading medic taking after Tsunade and Shizune, Kirei was the smart mouth short tempered kick ass weapons and poison expert of the group taking after Anko in almost every way possible, Naruto was the carefree sarcastic sealer of the group and never took anything serious, he also had a smart reply for everything just like Konan, he took after both Konan and Jiraiya. All the kids changed their outfits to match the adults, Naruto like Jiraiya, Hinata like Kurenai, Kirei like Anko, Haku like Tsunade.
They was walking towards Kusa no Kuni after rumors of a giant reptile hunting peoples homes. They traveled fast, mainly because Naruto and strangely enough Anko was excited to see a giant reptile, one that hopefully wasn't a snake, as Anko put it. So they crossed Hi no Kuni in a few hours and was on the outside of Kusa no Kuni. They saw that Kusa no Kuni was all but destroyed and there was two dragons walking around and another flying. What surprised them most though was the black and white blur that seemed to be fighting the 3 dragons, and losing. Naruto immediately ran to help this person. He quickly crossed the area and was able to run up the back of the biggest dragon and jump on the flying dragon before it flew up to high.
"Naruto Namikaze Senju Uzumaki get back here now" Konan, Tsunade, Kurenai, Rin, Anko, and Shizune all yelled running after him.
"Whoa" Naruto yelled hanging on for his life.
"Get down here this minute" they yelled at him.
The dragon did a few quick flips making Naruto fall from the dragon and hitting the ground hard, "itai that hurts" he complained. He looked at the thing in his hand, "whats this" he asked himself. He opened it and read, this is the scroll for the Dragon summon to sign it prick you thumb and write your full name on the scroll in the next available spot it said. He looked and saw 6 pissed off adults marching over to him so he quickly pricked his thumb and signed, Naruto Namikaze Senju Uzumaki on the scroll. After he finished the 3 dragons puffed back to the summoning world.
The 6 reached Naruto and by this time they was fuming, "for that little stunt you just pulled 1000 push up and sit ups" Shizune said.
"50 mile run with hungry snakes" Anko said.
"Absolutely no jutsu of any kind, including sealing" Rin said.
"6 months grounded" Konan said.
"A 10 page report on why what you did was the single stupidest thing I have ever seen" Tsunade said.
"And no peeping for a year" Kurenai said.
Everyone else walked over to them, "well gaki that was impressive" Jiraiya said.
"Pervert do not encourage him" Tsunade said.
"Um excuse me" the person who was fighting the dragons said. They looked at her, she reminded Anko of what Kurenai looked like when she was smaller except with green hair and eyes, half of her skin was white and the other half was black "sorry to interrupt but I want to say, although that was the stupidest thing I have ever seen, I have to give my thanks" she said.
"No problem it was fun" Naruto said.
The 6 still pissed off women glared at him, "your welcome but why was dragons here" Tsunade asked.
"They was forced summoned" the girl said.
"Really who would want to force summon a dragon" Konan asked.
"My otousan Zetsu" she replied.
"Then why was you fighting them" Yugito asked.
"I was trying to send them back to the summoning realm but one dragon is hard enough, 3 and its almost impossible to hit them" she replied.
"But why" Anko asked.
She shrugged, "lets just say I hate my otousan for abandoning me" she told them.
"Well since there isn't much of a home left maybe you should travel with us" Naruto suggested.
She looked at the group for a long time without saying nothing, "sure I have nowhere else to go" she finally said.
"Don't Zetsu have large flytraps covering the upper half of his body" Jiraiya asked.
"Yes only the men in our clan have those they help control their cannibalistic tendencies, the women are more calm then the men so we don't have them" she said.
"Well I'm Hinata, the blond idiot is Naruto, these two are Haku and Kirei" Hinata said.
"I'm Riri" she told them.
5 years later
After meeting Riri and her joining them on their travels and training it was quickly realized that she was at least a few years ahead of the other 4 as far as training goes. But her personality was very reserved and she didn't like to talk to people she didn't consider her friends. She was 10 the same age as Kirei and was able to use her bloodline with ease. Her element was Suiton and Doton due to her bloodline I closely related to plants, which got her to notice Naruto because of his Mokuton ability being so similar to hers. She also showed them her lizard summon making her the second of the kids who had a summon along with Naruto. During those five years Hinata found a Phoenix summon contract, Kirei found a Hawk contract, and Haku found a Panther contract. After Riri became close to the group she started to notice Naruto's peeping habit that he had. She went to Kurenai about it and was told that he never goes further than peeping and if she didn't like it then tell him not to peep on her and he wont. She quickly told Naruto not to peep on her or he will be in more pain than he could imagine.
They was sitting around a fire when Konan surprised them all, "so how long until we go back to Konoha" she asked.
They looked at her, "did you really ask that, you was ready to blow that village to smoke just a few years ago" Rin said.
"I know but Kushi-chan wanted Naru-chan to become a shinobi there and if I have any say in it, he will" Konan said.
"Well we can go back now and enter them into the academy" Tsunade said.
"What more years of pointless studying" the blond 11 year old complained.
"Its only for a month Naru-chan" Konan then turned to Tsunade, "well they already finished everything we can give them right now, all they need to do is become a ninjas and we can train them in more things, especially Naru-chan because he can't learn the more complicated stuff in our bloodline until he become a genin" Konan said.
"The same with his Mokuton bloodline and Hinata Byakugan so we will have to go back eventually" Tsunade said.
"Well we are near Konoha we could arrive there tomorrow" Jiraiya said.
"Riri are you going to join the academy" Tsunade asked.
"I'm already a chuunin, and I'm 15" Riri replied.
"Oh right I forgot, lets get some sleep an we can go to the village tomorrow" Tsunade said.
The next day at Konoha gate
The group walked towards the gate, as they walked Naruto got nervous from the last time he was in the village, "you think they will try and..." he left his question off.
"I want them to try, it will give me a reason to kill them" Konan said.
"Don't worry Naru-chan no one will even think about harming you in the village" Tsunade said.
"Especially when you consider your the heir to 3 of the biggest clans in the elemental nations, best friends with the heir to the biggest clan in Konoha, and have a kill happy obasan and itoko" Anko said.
"This coming from the same person who enjoys torturing people with snakes" Konan said.
"Naru-chan you have nothing to worry about, we wont let nothing bad happen to you" Rin said.
"Hey lets race the last one to the gate buys lunch" Kirei said.
"What that's so childish" Riri said. Then she took off towards Konoha's gate.
"Cheater" Naruto yelled at the rest vanished towards the gate.
The adults just shook their heads. The 5 kids arrived at the gate at great speeds surprising the third Hokage, Hiashi, Hanabi, Yuugao, the counsel, and everyone else who stopped by the gate to see why the Hokage was there. "I win" Haku cheered.
"No you didn't I got here first" Naruto yelled.
"You both lost to me" Kirei said.
"All I know is no one was here when I arrived at the gate" Hinata said.
"You all lost, what took you so long to get here" Konan asked from the top of the wall with Rin, Tsunade, Shizune, Anko, Kurenai, Jiraiya, and Yugito all who looked down at the kids and laughed.
"How did you get up there I didn't even sense you pass me" Riri asked.
"That is a secret" Yugito said.
Everyone who was there looked up at them, 'when did they get up there' most of the shinobi thought. After everything settled down Naruto looked at the third, "hey jiji did you miss me" he asked loudly.
The third chuckled, "yes I did Naruto how have you been" he asked.
"I been great, made some awesome friends" Naruto said he then looked at the sky, "so jiji how much trouble am I in" he asked.
The Hokage was surprised by the question as was everyone else but he didn't show it, "I have no clue what your talking about" he said.
"For leaving like that 7 years ago, I'm sure the counsel flipped kunai's losing their scapegoat for when things go wrong" Naruto said.
"I assure you Naruto you are in no trouble, actually I'm happy you was able to leave when you did, it gave you the family you always wanted and I was unable to give you" the third said.
Naruto smiled at the third, "you was family enough jiji" he said.
It got quiet for a minute until Hinata stepped up, "otousan" she said.
Hiashi looked at her, from the look in his eyes she could tell he was happy to see her, "Hinata" he simple said with a small smile.
"What the hell all these people for a bunch of worthless kids, I thought it was something important" they heard.
"Sasuke shut up or I'll kick your ass again" they heard a females voice say.
"Whatever Funu just because your the princess of the Uchiha don't mean you can beat me" Sasuke said.
Funu already walked away from Sasuke and was ignoring him looking at the new people. Sasuke was fuming at being ignored like that. Funu looked at each one sizing them up and determining their level, as she looked at them she nodded knowing that they all would make great sparing partners unlike a certain Uchiha who always followed her like a lost retarded puppy. Her eyes stopped on Naruto for longer then Kirei and Haku. She looked him up and down a few times before meeting his eyes, bright blue met dark black, Naruto blushed and Funu smirked before turning her glaze to Hinata. As soon as their eyes met sparks was flying at the tension between the two as if they knew that the other was a rival or something. Everything around the two was blocked out and they started each other down, a leaf blow between them and they both vanished surprising everyone. Hinata and Funu attacked each other at at least chuunin speed. Neither had their doujutsu active and it was as if they was just testing each other out. They separated for only a second and attacked again this time with their doujutsu active. Before they met each other Naruto was in the middle of them, each one of his hands held the wrist of Hinata and the fist of Funu, "what the hell are you two fighting for, you just met" he asked in his seldom used serious voice.
Neither answered as they just glared at each other. Then the temperature around them dropped and both was frozen in a block of ice by Haku. "Well that was a good show but lets get on with our business" the third said.
In the Hokage's office
Everyone was standing in the Hokage's office, and it was crowded. The Hokage looked around, "ok first lets introduce the new people" he said.
"Haku I'm from Kiri and have a bloodline that allows me to use Hyouton jutsu's at will" she said.
"Kirei Kaguya I can use my bloodline" she left it at that.
"Riri" was all she said.
The third raised an eyebrow at her, "she don't talk to people she don't know or consider her friend" Tsunade said.
The third nodded and turned to Konan, "Konan Uzumaki imouto of Kushina and obasan of Naruto" she said.
He looked Rin for a minute before speaking, "nice to see you again Rin, now since everyone already figured who I am I will like to ask the kids to leave so that I can talk with the the adults, your free to do whatever as long as you don't cause any trouble" he said.
"Hinata you should go see Hanabi" Hiashi said before Hinata walked out the room.
"Well I'll see you all later, I'm going to the Hyuuga compound" Hinata said.
"Bye Hina, I'm going to get some ramen" Naruto said.
"I guess I'll hang with Naruto since I don't know this village" Kirei said.
At the ramen restaurant
Naruto, Kirei, Haku, and Riri walked into the ramen restaurant, "jiji I hope you have a lot of ramen because I haven't had some good ramen in 7 years" Naruto said as soon as he walked into the building.
Ayame looked at Naruto and tackled him into a hug, "you have to tell me everything that happened, who are your friends, is it true you have an obasan and an itoko now, how strong did you become,am I asking to many questions" she ripped off rapidly.
Teuchi laughed, "Ayame why not get off him before you ask questions" he said.
By this time the 15 year old was straddling Naruto, he was bright red from the position they was in, Kirei, Haku, and Riri giggled at him, "sorry Naruto" she said getting up.
"I'll give 20 bowls of your best ramen" Naruto stated.
The three girls looked at him, "are you serious" Haku asked.
"Oh Naruto can eat some ramen" Teuchi said walking into the kitchen.
"Ok now Naruto tell me everything" Ayame said sitting on the stool next to him.
"Well first my obasan is named Konan, she is so awesome, I can't wait till you meet her you are going to like her so much, also Tsunade of the Sennin's is my itoko also" Naruto said.
"What Tsunade" Ayame yelled.
"Yup, also my otousan is Minato Namikaze who is the cousin of Tsunade and my kaasan was Kushina Uzumaki she was really beautiful, I have a picture of them" he then went on to tell her a very detailed description of everything that happened on his trip with Kirei and Haku adding things.
They was interrupted, "excuse me can I order some food" they heard.
"Can't you see I'm busy learning everything my best friend went through the last 7 years" Ayame said annoyed without looking at the person.
"Um Ayame I think you should serve your costumers" Naruto said.
"Ok fine" Ayame got off the stool and looked at the costumer, "oh sorry Suteru I just haven't seen Naruto in 7 years, I missed him so much" she said.
Suteru looked at Naruto and blushed slightly, 'he is cute' she thought, "its ok Ayame, can I have the normal" she asked.
"Ok, dad we need the regular for Suteru" Ayame yelled.
"What Suteru is here now, with her and Naruto I'm going to be cooking all day" Teuchi complained.
"Hey they are our 2 biggest costumers and I know you don't want to lose their business" Ayame yelled back. She then sat back in front of Naruto so he could finish his story. By the time he was finished the ramen was done and Ayame was squealing with delight from his story, "that's so cool Naruto, your so lucky" she said hugging him tightly.
Once she let him go Naruto dug into his ramen. He got down to his last bowl and heard, "another" he looked over at Suteru and saw her with 20 empty bowls of ramen. He finished his bowl, "another" he asked.
Suteru looked and took this as a challenge, 'no one openly challenges a Akimichi like that' she thought and ordered another.
Naruto looked over, 'your so on' he thought. He finished his bowl, "another" he ordered.
Ayame, Kirei, Haku, and Riri just watched amazed and disgusted at the two scarfing down their 30th bowl of ramen. Hinata and Hanabi walked into the restaurant. Hinata introduced Hanabi to her friends, but Hanabi was more interested in the two scarfing down ramen. She just stared at them in awe as they had their eating competition. On the 35th bowl Naruto couldn't eat anymore and raised his hand in defeat. Suteru smiled, "no one can beat an Akimichi in an eating competition, my niisan is going to be so jealous when I tell him I won another competition" she said boasting her latest victory. Once she was finished gloating she turned to Naruto, "Suteru Akimichi" she held her arm out.
Naruto watched her gloat her victory in surprise, she wasn't big like the Akimichi's he had seen, in fact she had the body type that he guessed Tsunade had had when she was younger, curves in the right places and she was thick but not fat. Naruto guess if he was to hug her his hands would touch behind her back, if barely, she had the cutest red circles on her cheeks that he had ever seen, with long red hair and she seem to be a sweet and nurturing person, 'how can someone eat so much and still have a great figure like that' he thought when she spoke to him. He blinked, "Naruto Uzumaki" he shook her hand lazily. Everyone but Naruto noticed how Suteru blushed when talking to Naruto. Suteru held his hand as long as possible until Hinata cleared her throat and pointed to her hand. Suteru let go of Naruto's hand with a blush and ran out the restaurant.
First day of the academy
Hinata, Naruto, Haku, and Kirei walked into the assigned class room and looked around, immediately they recognized Funu, Sasuke, and Suteru. Looking around they saw a pink haired girl fawning over Sasuke who was brooding, but about what they didn't know or care, they saw someone who looked even lazier than Naruto, a chubby boy who looked like Suteru, a boy with an puppy on his head, a boy with glasses on and a coat, and finally a blonde girl who was taking notes. The instructor got their attention, "can you all introduce yourselves" he asked.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki" he said leaving out his full name.
"Hinata Hyuuga" she said.
"Haku, just Haku" she said.
"Kirei Kaguya" she said.
"Well can you all take a seat now so we can continue the lesson" Iruka asked.
As they was walking Suteru called out, "hey Naruto come sit with us, I want you to meet my niisan" she called out waving her hand.
Naruto walked over to her, the other followed. "Hey your Naruto my imouto told me about you, I'm Choji" the boy said.
"Hey, you two look alike" Naruto said.
"We are twins, Choji is a few minutes older" Suteru said.
"Awesome" Naruto said. He then sat by Choji to get to know him so he would at least have one guy friend in the mix of all his female friends, the girls sat by Suteru. As soon as the lesson started Naruto and Shikamaru fell asleep.
Iruka threw two erasers up and hit the two boys in the head waking them up, "don't sleep in my class" he yelled.
"Why not I already know this stuff, kaasan and itoko made us learn this stuff years ago" Naruto complained.
"This is troublesome I already know this" Shikamaru said at the exact same time.
"Kaasan itoko your just a homeless orphan whose kaasan abandoned" Sakura yelled.
Everyone looked at her, "how would you know that Sakura" Ino asked.
Sakura scoffed, "my otousan tells me everything that happens in those boring counsel meeting, like how Naruto is the human form of..." she was cut off.
Naruto made some hand signs and an earth pillar came out the ground and knocked and held Sakura up against the wall. He had a look in his eyes that his best friends never saw before he slowly stood up looking at the desk, "I knew this would happen, its damn idiots like you who make life hard for people like me, what did your otousan tell you Sakura that I'm the Kyuubi reborn, or I'm the Kyuubi in his human form which was it" he asked with no emotion but hate in his voice. He waited a few seconds, "what no answer well I'll tell you why you can't answer, because I'm neither, I'm Naruto heir to the Uzumaki clan and jinchuuriki for Kyuubi no Kitsune who was sealed in my by the Yondaime, to save your otousan sorry ass, and what do I get for keeping bastards like you save, absolutely nothing but beating from the time I was 3, I have even had shinobi's try and kill me because of something I had no say in" he said.
Naruto wasn't the only one pissed though as the temperature in the room dropped dramatically, Haku, Hinata, and Kirei all walked up to Sakura, "we will only tell you this once call our friend anything but his name and we will kill you" they said. Everyone else in the room was shocked at what they just learned. Funu had a small smile, 'Naruto you and your friend are interesting, maybe you all can give me the sparing partners I need to' she thought.
An ANBU team appeared in the room, they looked at the Doton jutsu and followed it up to Naruto. Not long Yugito and Konan appeared in the room, "Naruto Uzumaki what the hell did I tell you when you left this morning" Konan scolded as she marched up to the boy completely ignoring everyone else.
"But kaasan..." he was cut off.
"Don't but kaasan me, because I don't want to hear it I gave you specific instructions and you blatantly disregarded them" she said.
"But Konan it..." Hinata was cut off.
"Hinata don't try and cover for him" Yugito said.
"Excuse me if I can, but what happened wasn't his fault, teme's pink haired fangirl was the one who spoke out of term, she was the one who said he was a homeless orphan whose kaasan abandoned him, she was the one who called him the Kyuubi in human form instead of what he is, a kid just like the rest of us" Funu said.
Konan did a U-turn and headed straight for the pink haired girl. Yugito foresaw what was to happened spoke, "Naru don't let what people say get to you, just ignore them, Sakura your quickly digging your own grave" she then touched Konan shoulder and vanished with the pissed Uzumaki before she could reach the academy student.
Sasuke got over his shock and walked up to Naruto, "fight me" he said everyone turned and looked at him.
"Piss off Uchiha" Naruto said.
"Whats wrong scared I'll hit you back" Sasuke taunted. Naruto yawned loudly and laid his head back on his desk imitating Shikamaru and fell back asleep. Sasuke scoffed and went to his seat.
A month later
Kakashi, Asuma, and Yuugao was in the Hokage's office, "now I know you was told your teams already but there is going to be a small change to them, I'm adding a member to each team Yuugao your team will get Hinata, Kakashi your team will get Naruto, Asuma your team will get Haku, Gai's team already got Kirei" he said.
"Why not just put them on a new team" Kakashi asked.
"If it was just 3 I would but since its 4 I can't this is the best solution" the third said.
"I have no problems with it, Hinata will fit in with my team perfectly" Yuugao said.
"I agree" Asuma said.
In the academy
Iruka was looking over the students, "well congratulations on passing, now listen for what team you will be on" he went through the teams. Once he got to team 7 everyone started to pay attention, "team 7 will be Sasuke and Funu Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto sighed and laid his head back on the desk, "team 8 will be Suteru Akimichi, Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyuuga, and Kiba Inuzuka" Suteru cheered for being on a team with someone she liked while hugging the smaller Hyuuga girl, "team 10 will be Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akimichi, Shikamaru Nara, and Haku" Shikamaru mumbled troublesome Choji ate some chips and Ino looked at Haku and smiled, "Kirei will be placed on team 9 which is taught by Gai" he finished and left.
Everyone watched him leave and started to leave for lunch. Funu saw Naruto sleeping and walked over to him and nudged him, "hey wake up" she said.
Naruto slowly woke up, "what" he asked.
"Time for lunch, and if your going to be on my team we need to know a little about each other" she said.
Naruto noticed the other teams doing the same, "ok what do you want to know" he asked.
"I just need to know one thing, that you wont bail when things get to hard on a mission or in a fight, I know for a fact I can't rely on teme or his fangirl and I'm willing to bet our sensei will treat teme as if he is the best on the team, so I need to know I can rely on at least one person" she said.
Naruto blinked at the straight forward question, "no I trained for the last 7 years to get to where I am I'm not going to go running tail between my legs at the first sign of danger" he said.
"Good, I'm going to buy me something to eat, our sensei is Kakashi he will be late as hell so come back at least 2 hours after lunch ends" she then shunshined away.
Naruto got up and was called by Hinata, "come sit with us" she said.
Naruto slowly walked over to them, "hey" he said sitting down.
"Here I made food for my team, there is extra, I have to start remembering everyone don't eat like Choji who I usually cook lunch for" Suteru said.
"Thanks I'm starving" Naruto grabbed the food and dug in. Hinata smacked him in the head, "what" he asked with food in his mouth.
"Your being rude" she said.
"Oh sorry, Suteru this is really good, I have to start coming to you to cook my food" he then went back to his food. Suteru blushed at the compliment. 45 later when the Kurenai and Asuma had left with their team leaving only Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto. Naruto got up and walked to the window and jumped out before the two was able to say or do anything that got on his nerves. He stuck his hands in his pockets and walked around the village.
2 hours later
Naruto was jumping through the window and saw Funu walk to her seat. As soon as he sat down the door opened. A silver haired jounin with his hitai-ate over his eye and was reading a perverted book, that was probably written by Jiraiya, Naruto guessed walked into the room. He looked at them, "my first impression, you all are worthless..." before he could say anything else Naruto cut in, "this coming from a cyclops who is reading porn and 2 hours late to get his genin's" he said.
Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura looked at him, Funu was thinking the same thing about Kakashi, "Naruto Uzumaki, you are even more worthless than you look, get to the roof" Kakashi said then puffed away.
Naruto smirked and shunshined away in a swirl of wind and water. Funu shunshined in a burst of fire. Kakashi looked surprised when Naruto appeared in a swirl of wind and water, then Funu came in a burst of fire. Naruto sat on the step and started to daydream about eating ramen cooked, surprisingly by Suteru and not Teuchi. Eventually Sasuke and Sakura came to the roof, "good now lets start with the introductions" Kakashi said.
"Sensei why don't you go first to show us what you mean" Sakura asked.
Kakashi shrugged, "my name is Kakashi Hatake, I like many things, dislike many other things, I have a lot of hobbies, and my dream....." he stopped, "you next Sakura" he said.
"My name is Sakura Haruno, I like..." she looked at Sasuke, "I dislike Naruto no baka and Funu no baka, I don't have any hobbies, and my dream is to...." she looked at Sasuke and giggled. Funu rolled her eyes and sighed in a dramatic way.
"You next lady Uchiha" Kakashi said.
"I have a name and its Funu, my likes is none of your damn business, neither is my dislikes, my hobbies are also none of your fucking business, as for my dream you will know when it fucking happens if I decide to tell it to your perverted ass" Funu said pissed off at how Kakashi addressed her. Naruto listened to her after ignoring both Kakashi and Sakura and smirked.
"Ok Sasuke you next" Kakashi said.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I don't have any likes, and a lot more dislikes, my hobbies are getting stronger, my dream no my ambition is to kill a certain man" he said. Kakashi nodded his approval.
Naruto looked over, "ain't dream and ambition the same damn thing" he asked.
"Yes" Funu simple said.
"So that whole thing you said about an ambition was pointless" Naruto said.
"Just introduce yourself Uzumaki" Kakashi said.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki" he left it at that and looked up at the sky.
"Your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams" Kakashi asked.
Naruto shrugged, "why should I tell you" he asked.
"That's the point of this exercise" Kakashi said.
"Yet no one else told any of that stuff except the fangirl and the brooding bastard" Naruto said.
"Naruto you will do what the exercise says or I will send you back to the academy" Kakashi said.
"Bullshit, you have no power over my career what so ever sensei" Naruto said.
"Your career no, but I do have the power to send you back to the academy before it gets off the ground" Kakashi said.
"Try it, I'll even pay you 5 million dollars if you can send me back to the academy" Naruto challenged.
"Ok I want my money transferred to my account by the end of the week" Kakashi said.
"You say something" Naruto asked turning his head from the sky and looked at Kakashi with a confused look that Funu couldn't help but laugh at.
Kakashi glared, "just be prepared to pay me" he said then was gone.
"Man he sure likes to talk for someone who was 2 hours late don't he" Naruto said.
Funu walked over to the edge of the building, "Uzumaki your are a strange person, funny but strange" she then jumped off the edge. Naruto ran and followed her off the edge of the building shocking both Sasuke and Sakura. They went to the edge to see if they was hurt and was surprised to only see Naruto running down the side of the building then vanish in a a trace of paper that started to float overt the village.
Hinata was sitting with her team when she looked passed Yuugao into the sky, "Hinata what are you looking at" Yuugao asked.
Hinata pointed, "Naru-kun" she said.
"What I don't see anyone" Kiba said.
Soon the paper floated down in front of team 8 and stacked itself and slowly turned into Naruto, "sorry for the intrusion but I was bored and I sensed Hina over here" he said.
"Don't worry Naruto we are almost finished here" Yuugao smiled.
"How did you do that" Kiba yelled.
Naruto looked at him, "do what" he asked then laid down and fell asleep.
"He sure does sleep a lot" Suteru said.
"Yes it was a trait his kaasan had" Hinata said.
"Yes Kushina was almost as lazy as most Nara's, great kunoichi but lazy as hell" Yuugao said.
2 months later in the Hokage's office
Team 7 was standing in the Hokage's office, "so Kakashi are you ready for another mission" the third asked.
"Yup what do you have" Kakashi asked.
"Well we have painting a fence, picking weeds, helping an old lady buy groceries.." Iruka was cut off.
"No, absolutely noway, not any more I'm tired of doing chores that the Konohamaru corps can do" the third raised an eyebrow at him knowing his grandson, "I'm a shinobi, I was trained to be a shinobi and I will die being a shinobi, I'm not a carpenter, a painter, a gardener, or anything else like that, my entire family was and always will be shinobi so these chores you pass off as missions Iruka-sensei does not helps me and my development in anyway and I will not take it any longer, if I have to I will go to itoko Tsu-chan and complain to her and we all know what she will do because you are preventing us from doing things that shinobi are supposed to do, I didn't come back here to be locked up in this village doing lazy ass civilians yard work, I want a real mission and I want one now dammit, and I'm sure that Funu agree that we are doing nothing but wasting time we could be training or hanging with people we actually like" Naruto ranted.
"I agree with him, this stuff you pass as missions is a disgrace to our ancestors, I'm sure when my great, great, great grandfather teamed up with the Senju clan to create this village they didn't do it so us, their pride and joy, can sit around doing peoples house chores I mean for teme and and his pink shadow they are teaching them hard work, but for people who actually take being a kunoichi or shinobi seriously this crap your giving us makes me want to leave and join another village" Funu said.
The third nodded his understanding, "I would like to thank you both for stating your argument in a professional way instead of the loud and rather confusing way that Kiba did, but I will look through the missions and see if we have anything on your level that involve you leaving the village" he said. Naruto and Funu smiled.
"Hokage-sama are you sure they can handle anything outside this village" Iruka asked.
"Iruka Naruto spent most of his life outside the village, not to mention both Funu and Naruto can take the chuunin exam now and pass, possibly even the jounin exams also, and Naruto was trained by 2 Sennin's plus Konan Uzumaki, Rin, Shizune, Anko, Kurenai, and Yugito all elite jounin's, and Funu is a direct descendent of Madara and her skills shows it activating and mastering the Sharingan by the age of 7, and she is years ahead of where Itachi was at this point even if her rank doesn't show it" the third said.
Iruka nodded and went through the files, "well there is a guarding mission in Nami no Kuni, a bridge builder requested the mission" he said.
The third nodded, "you can come in" he announced. An old drunk came in to the room, "here is the team you paid for" the third told him.
"What I paid for shinobi's or kunoichi's not barely potty trained kids" the man said in a drunk slur.
Naruto leaned towards Funu, who was the only person on his team he would willingly talk to, "whats worse a one eyed pervert that's chronically late or an old drunk trying to build a bridge" he whispered loudly.
Funu and the third laughed a little, "it depends on which I would have to deal with, because the drunk would be easy to lose and I can go on about my day" she whispered back loudly.
"I agree, plus we don't risk the one eyed pervert trying to peep on us" he replied.
"Naruto and Funu you will show respect to your elders" Iruka yelled bopping both on the head.
"Itai what was that for scar face" Naruto asked.
"Naruto no baka shut up, your annoying Sasuke-kun" Sakura yelled.
Naruto blinked, "who is Sasuke, oh wait teme's name is Sasuke" he asked.
"You leave tomorrow at noon from the main gate" the third said dismissing them.
The next day at the gate
Naruto walked to the gate and saw Funu walking there also, "don't you and teme live together" he asked her.
"We share an apartment but I try and stay away from him, I don't want to catch his 'I'm an asshole' disease" Funu replied.
Naruto laughed, "your funny when you open up to people" he said.
Funu shrugged, "I only open up to people who have earned my respect" she said.
"So you don't respect Hina" Naruto asked.
She looked at him, "respect have nothing to do with that, she has amazing skills, she is someone who I can have as a rival to help me grow stronger" she said.
Naruto nodded, "I wish I had someone like that, I mean don't get me wrong the girls are plenty strong but its hard to have a rivalry with them because we are so close" he said.
"Don't worry you will find the perfect one soon enough" Funu said.
Kakashi walked up with Tazuna, Sasuke, and Sakura. Naruto looked at Kakashi then at Funu and back, he then grabbed his heart, "oh no the world is coming to an end, he is on time" he said in a dramatic way while falling back as if having a heart attack. Tazuna and Funu laughed, the other three scoffed at him.
"Lets go we don't want to fall behind" Kakashi said.
"To late to try and turn over a new leaf your already way behind on the time thing, I'm willing to bet you was late for your own birth" Naruto commented.
"Uzumaki shut up" Kakashi said.
"What crawled in his house and changed his porn out with gay porn" Naruto whispered to Funu who laughed hard because Naruto told her about the prank him and the Konohamaru corps pulled last night.
They was walking and Naruto finally stopped cracking jokes about his team and was quiet. They passed a puddle that Naruto and Funu immediately knew meant trouble. Naruto slowly bit his finger while Funu readied her bo staff. As soon as the two came out of the puddle they had their weapons in hand. Naruto had his gunblade coming an a downward arch while Funu brought her bo staff in an upward arch at the two. The two brothers jumped to the side and the weapons connected with the chain holding their weapon together and it broke. Naruto was about to bring his gunblade back on the one closest to him but Sasuke ran in front of him with a kunai and stabbed the demon brother in the stomach. Naruto looked over at Funu and saw she wa watching them with her enemy on the ground disarmed and her staff to his neck she smiling at him.
Kakashi came out from the trees, "good job lady Uchiha and Sasuke I would expect no less from two Uchiha's" he said.
"Yes just give my hard work to the brooding asshole why don't you" Naruto mumbled under his breath.
Kakashi turned to Tazuna, "is there something your not telling us" he asked.
"Not that I know of" Tazuna said.
"Then why was those two attacking you" Kakashi asked. Tazuna told them about Gato, "you lied and could have resulted in Sasuke's, Funu's, or Sakura's death..." Kakashi was cut off.
"What am I invisible here" Naruto asked.
"Like I was saying you holding information from us could have resulted in the deaths of these kids would you have wanted that on your soul" Kakashi asked.
"Apparently his villages and family safety was more important" Naruto said as if it was obvious.
"And the fact that he tried to refuse us from coming should have told you something was up" Funu
said.
"Anyway this mission is a B ranked and they are only a genin" Kakashi said.
"Yea in rank, but that's not the important its level that's important and Jiraiya himself told me that I'm a level C shinobi and I am willing to bet that Funu is also at least a level C kunoichi while the demon brothers are also level C so by that information we can do this mission" Naruto stated logically.
"I can't risk those three dieing on this mission" Kakashi said.
"And I don't care what you can risk or can't risk, I'm still going on this mission rather you like it or not" Naruto said.
"You are not going nowhere but back to the village" Kakashi said.
Naruto bit his thumb again, summoning no jutsu he summoned a medium size messenger dragon, "can you find Jiraiya and bring him here" he asked. The dragon flew off. Everyone looked surprised at him knowing the summoning jutsu, and summoning a dragon no less. 10 minutes later the dragon returned with Jiraiya on its back, "gaki this better be important I was in the middle of research for my next book" he said.
Naruto rolled his eyes, "sensei here don't believe that you told me that I'm a C level shinobi and is determined that he can't risk teme, Funu and flat chest dieing, while not even worried about my own safety on a mission that we clearly are capable of doing" he said.
Jiraiya looked at Kakashi, "are you saying that I don't know what I'm talking about when I train someone, I the one who trained the Yondaime who by the way trained you, are you suggesting that I would lie to a shinobi on what level they are, and more importantly Kakashi if I find out your playing favorites with your genin's you will have more problems then you and your constant copying others jutsu's can handle" he said.
"No Jiraiya-sama I'm not playing favorites, and I just said that the counsel would be disappointed if something happened to them" Kakashi said quickly.
"Just know if I get another complaint from Naruto, my godson, you will be in a world full of hurt" Jiraiya said then tossed Naruto a scroll, "you better have that jutsu completed when you return" he then vanished.
Naruto smiled brightly at the terrified look in Kakashi's one eye. Funu couldn't help but smile at Kakashi being put in his place and walked over to Naruto, "so the Uzumaki can do more then swing his feet and arms" she joked.
"Do I sense a hint of jealousy from the ever upbeat Uchiha" he joked back then they both started to laugh.
"Right then lets get going" Kakashi said.
As they walked Funu started to speak, "so what jutsu was in the scroll" she asked.
"Mokuton: four pillars prison" Naruto said.
Funu looked at him shocked, "you can do Mokuton jutsu's" she said.
"Yes please don't tell anyone, I don't want to deal with people treating me like they do you and teme" Naruto said.
"Sure I'll keep your secret but it will cost you" Funu said.
"What if I can get you a summon contract" Naruto said.
Funu thought, "what can you get" she asked.
Naruto thought, there is a lion contract in Nami no Kuni but you have to find it the dragon then puffed away.
"I'll help you find it" Naruto said.
"Deal" Funu said.