I DON'T OWN THE OUTSIDERS

"Today on Cooking With Two-bit, we'll make the best breakfast in Tulsa, Oklahoma. You guessed, chocolate cake!" Sodapop said. Two-bit walked into the kitchen.

"Hello I'm Two-bit, and as you know we will be making chocolate cake!" Two-bit said. "All you need is eggs, chocolate, not the real kind of chocolate, like bakers chocolate. You also need milk, flour, salt, sugar, baking Sodapop, and some other stuff I don't know. Fetch the stuff for me Sodapop"

"Yes sir, wait you want to bake me!" Sodapop said scared.

"No I don't. It's powdery stuff! Now fetch me my ingredients!"

"Yes sir!" Sodapop got all of the ingredients including baking soda.

"First we mix all the junk together! Then we put it in the oven for awhile." Two-bit said, "Instead of waiting, I already made one!" The gang thought it looked marvelous.

"I need a volunteer to taste it." Two-bit said. Everybody raised there hands, "Who to pick? Ah I know! Steve Randle come try a piece of cake!"

"O.K." Steve said, He walked up by Two-bit and the cake.

"Here you go buddy." Two-bit handed him a piece of cake.

"Thanks Two-bit, it's good!" Steve said.

"I'm glad you feel that way Steve!" Two-bit said.

"Why?"

"This is why!" Two-bit threw the whole cake in Steve's face.

"Two-bit, you're going to get it!" Steve yelled.

"Well that's all the time we have for today! I got to run… out the door! Bye!" Two-bit said and ran out the door with Steve chasing him.

"Wait Two-bit," Darry screamed out the door, "You have to clean my kitchen!"

"Do you really expect him to clean the kitchen Darry?" Soda asked.

"No, I expect the lovely assistant to do it! So get to work!"

"Ah man!" Soda groaned, "why do I always have to clean up? Well does anyone want to help?"

"I've got to go to work," Darry said.

"I've got to go home," Johnny said.

"You're home, Johnny?" Sodapop asked.

"He's going to the Dingo with me and Dally," Ponyboy said.

"Just be home right after the movie," Sodapop said.

"Is Darry still home," Ponyboy asked.

"No, why?"

"Then come to the Dingo with us."

"O.K., We'll make Two-bit clean up the mess."