wellcome back to the storie friedns its me toby
okay so today is monday, i hate monday its totes boring i HATE MONDAY
neway
TODAY WAS SPESHUL
BC
WE the ppl of the united states- i mean tokyo,
GOT A NEW STOODENT !
his name is - shit wats his name
fuk i forgot, anyway
he is tooka's bro which is p cool
but hes like, younger than us so thats dumb anyWAYS-
i was walking to english and ms. fuckin bitch rize TRIPPED me an i fell on my ass right there in front of the new kid (seriously wat the fuc is his name it begins wit an a)
(OH DATS RIGHT ITS AYATO DAM HE HOT)
AND HE FUKKIN LAUGHED SO HARD and that shit was scary bc he look like touka only his hair on FLEEK and he wears this cool ass earring , its nice
anyway i got my ass up and ran cuz he could probably smell my emmbarassment i mean like i almost passed out and this bitchs eyes went all fuckin red and shit
i was runnin down the hall and the bell rang and i bumped into kaneck keni!
i shouted. "what luck! kanaky what are u doin in hall! the bell rang ur gonna be late af!"
he shook his head. "no, toby-chan, i have study halll. i'm just headin to the library. :)" i like him, its alway s nice when he smile. :)))
i groaned. "no fair take me wit u" and soodenly, he grb my arm, and started pullin me to the library.
"wtf! kekeke! i was just kid!" i smacked his hand because he was being a naughty little child.
"i wasn't :)" he said, smiling. ok ths time the smile was not ngood :(((
i tryed to jerk away. "kaneku! srsly lemme go rize is gonna be pissed!"
"T0BY-CHAN WE ARE GOING TO STUDY :)))))))))))))))"
at this point i knew i was fukked
kanekkkkkys eyes were all red like both of them it was scary af
HE STARTED DRAGGIN ME AT TOP CANEKKI SPEED and i was hollerin and kickin but he bit my arm and that shut me right tf up
bc like, u kno kuneku. he never btites ANY1. so hes draggin me along, and im bleedin everywhere, AND HERE COMES
...
(dramatic pause)
..
S UZUYAY !
with this big ass stick! and he hit kankekeky right upside the fuckin head! and koneki was K O BAM DONE ON THE FLOOR
JOHN CENA !
i was crying suzuki had evolved in2 his final for m named pro wrestler john cena
i covered me ears, that shit was loud
John Cena started yellin and took kiniki's right sock
"THIS IS FOR MY COLLECTION" he shouted
and thats the story of how i became a mahou shounen *glitter*
