A/N: I love the reviews for this story. Here is part 2.

The Bohemians Work At Wal-Mart

Part 2 of 3

"Welcome to Wal-Mart. I am Kendall, your Manager. Here are your blue vests." Kendall said as she handed them out to each of the bohemians. "You must wear these at all times."

"What if we have to use the bathroom?" Maureen asked.

"You can still wear them." Kendall said looking at Maureen like she was crazy.

"Can we have sex with these on?" Roger asked.

Everyone looked at him funny. Mimi was the only one laughing.

"Ok…um that was scary." Kendal said still looking at Roger. "You are not aloud to have sex anywhere in this building."

"Shit." Maureen said.

Joanne just looked at her and shook her head.

"Now get to work…oh and I'll be checking on you from time to time." Kendall said walking off.

(Electronics)

Mark began stacking the DVD shelves.

"Blazing Saddles, Pretty Women, Star Wars, and Oh here's a good one Jersey Girl." Mark said sarcastically as he stocked the shelves.

"That movie was shit." Roger said.

Mark looked up and Roger was standing on the shelf.

"I was just joking." Mark said dryly. "Shouldn't you be over at CDs?

"Oh I forgot." Roger said walking away.

"You're going to be fired by the end of the day." Mark said laughing.

"We all are." Roger said.

A loud crash was heard.

"SHIT!" Came Roger's voice.

Mark shook his head.

(At the Men's wear)

Angel sat on the stool board out of her mind.

"Why couldn't I work in the Women's wear?" She asked herself.

"Excuse ah Miss." A man asked nervously. "Does this shirt look right with these pants?"

He was wearing a yellow flowered shirt with gray pants.

"Sugar, I think you should wear white pants with that." Angel said smiling.

The man came back smiling.

"How does this look?"

"Great, but one more thing." She said walking up to him. "You really don't need to button your shirt all the way up; it looks like someone is choking you."

Angel fixed him up.

"Thank you very much." The man said smiling.

"No problem."

"My name is Ray."

"Angel."

Ray just smiled at her and she smile back.

( check out)

Benny sadly put the groceries in the bag; he stopped when he saw a box of Tampax Pearls.

"My soon to be ex-wife use to get these." Benny said tearing up.

The teenage girl raised her eye brow.

"Why do people shop here?" Benny asked waving the box tampons around. "Look at the stupid vest I have to wear. Go to Target, it looks nicer."

The girl just stood there.

"GO NOW." Benny begged.

"I'm never coming here again." The girl said walking off.

"Hi sir welcome to Wal-Mart." Benny said with a fake smile.

He slowly put the groceries in the bag.

"I see you're married." Benny said pointing to the mans ring.

"Yeah, just got married last month." The man said with a wide smile.

"Run while you can." Benny warned.

"What?"

"By next year you're going to be having an affair with a 17 year old Latina stripper who dumps you when she finds out your married and months later she's with your ex-emo roommate." Benny warned.

"I love my wife." The man said in a frustrated tone.

"You just married her for the money, but when you finally fall in love with her, she'll dump your ass to the side for a personal trainer named Arnold." Benny was now crying.

The man walked off.

(Women's wear)

Maureen painted her finger nails as she sat there doing nothing.

"Excuse me, but does this look right on me?"

Maureen turned around and saw a girl wearing a very tight dress.

"Yeah, if you loose a few pounds. Hit the treadmill, sweets." Maureen said carelessly.

The girl started crying and ran off.

"Some people are so fucking sensitive." Maureen said shaking her head.

"Miss. Johnson?" Kendal said walking up to her.

"Yes?" Maureen said smiling.

"Did you just tell that girl she was fat?"

"Oh no, I would never do that." Maureen said pouting.

Maureen was now in flirt mode, she got up and put her hand on Kendal's shoulder.

"Has anyone ever told you that smiley faces bring out your eyes?" Maureen said giggling.

"No, but thank you." Kendal said smiling.

Maureen smiled at the other women and sat back down.

"I'll let you slid this time, but no more calling people fat." She warned Maureen.

"I promise it wont happen again." Maureen said nicely.

Maureen blew kisses at Kendal as she walked off.

"That girl is crazy." Kendal mumbled.

(At the Dailey)

"I want 20 ham and cheese sandwiches cut up in triangles and I want wheat bread instead of white."

"Ok sir that will be $12.50." Collins said smiling.

5 minutes later Collins came back with the tray of ham and cheese sandwiches.

"These are all half eaten." The man said with a confused look on his face.

"That's just a design." Collins said.

"Then why is there mayo on your mouth?"

"I have to sample it to see if it's poisonous." Collins said in a serious tone.

"What?"

"You see…." Collins began to explain.

"Never mind. Just give me my money back."

"No refunds."

"I'll just go to the manger."

The man stormed off.

"Damn, that sandwich was good." Collins said to himself.

(The toys)

"Mimi, stop squirting me with the water gun." Joanne said dryly.

"What's got you down?" Mimi asked.

Joanne stopped shelving the Tickle Me Elmo's and looked at Mimi.

"I've gone from being a successful lawyer to shelving Barbie's."

"I love working here. It reminds me of when I was a kid."

"When was that? 2 years ago?"

"Shut up." Mimi said throwing a squishy ball at her.

The two women laughed.

"Who the hell is this?" Joanne asked picking up an action figure.

"I think that's the dude from Star Wars." Mimi said looking at it.

"He looks ugly."

"I think he's kind of hot."

"One of his hands is cut off." Joanne pointed out.

"You are so picky." Mimi said laughing.

"How?"

"You wouldn't date him, because he only has one arm?"

"No, I wouldn't date him, because I'm a lesbian."

"But what if you weren't ? "

"I don't know."

"Just look at him." Mimi said as the two women observed the Anakin Skywalker action figure.

"He is kind of attractive." Joanne said.

"He's gorgeous."

"Why are you two drooling over a toy?" Mark asked walking up to them.

"Aren't you supposed to be over there?" Joanne asked pointing to the electronics.

"Some one left a skateboard over at the VCR's." Mark said handing it to Mimi.

"Where's Roger?" Mimi asked.

"He's in the middle of an argument with a 12 year old about AC/DC being better then The Beatles."

"There's no comparison." Joanne said laughing.

"Like I said, he's arguing with a 12 year old." Mark said dryly.

A/N: Since I'm having so much fun writing this, I've decided to make this 3 parts.REVIEW! NO FLAMERS.