Why are you still here?

The white clad girl woke up with far less energy than a few hours ago when she had risen to speak to those who woke her. The first thing she did was drink a potion, which changed her back into a black tux wearing man with three blades visibility on his back and two wings jutting out with the swords between them. A dark low and quite voice sounded, "for a thousand years I lay dormant. Who had disturbed my..." he looked down and saw a small girl with three painted black lines on either side of her face giving her the appearance of her nickname. "Why am I holding an unconscious Rat? No matter I'll just lie here and pretend to be asleep to piss her off when she does wake up." So he took off his jacket wrapped her in it's warm embrace and closed his eyes. He waited two hours before she finally woke up. She opened her eyes slowly at first then began to blink quickly in an attempt to get used to having her eyes open again. She felt a warmth by her side that seemed to beckon her back to sleep. She began to face her newly discovered source of heat. A second of reason shot through her head and her eyes opened wide. She was rubbing up against the male version of the girl she had fallen asleep beside. She then wondered about the possibility of the potion's affects being only temporary only to see that she was wearing his jacket... She wondered for a moment if she had grabbed it in her sleep but thought it might be to hard for her to subconsciously undo the buttons and put the jacket on herself with both sleeves to long to see her hands she realized, "you woke up before me and gave me your jacket... didn't... ...you awake?" though he wanted to pop up and tell her he'd been awake the moment she awoke he ad fallen asleep for really and had his arm around her. Her words however were enough to wake him, "for a thousand years I lay dormant. Who had disturbed my- oh hey it's you. Why are you still here?"

"What do you mean?"

"I can't just leave a defenceless informant beneath my favorite tree at night. If something were to happen to you who would be rich enough to buy my information?"

"So what you're saying is you wouldn't leave my side until you know I'm safe?"

"No I'm saying I'm leaving so return to me the jacket I've loaned you"

"And what if I don't?"

"That is an expensive piece of information ill sell it to you for one hundred thousand col"

"Why so much?"

"How much would you sell information about your personal life with another gamer?"

"That's another matter entirely"

"I disagree. If I tell you what would happen if you don't return my jacket it might reveal a secret that no gamer needs to know except me"

"Hehehe sounds like a juicy secret"

"How long are you going to sit in my lap before you return my jacket?"

"Well *looks down*..."

"If you wanted to sit on my dick you could have just said so"

"You know what just for that I'm keeping the jacket"

"Oh. Could you at least move I've got things to do"

"Nah. I just got comfortable"

"Seriously your going to set off the harassment program I just finished programming a few days ago I forgot the name of it because it's been so long since I started making it"

"You can set off the code like this?"

"If you were just one millimeter closer than yes but you know what I can do?"

"What?"

"Since you touched me first I can do whatever I want with you but if you move in the slightest you could be sent to jail"

"Y-you wouldn't?"

"No I wouldn't do anything you wouldn't do I'm just going to undress you while you refuse to leave my arms" so he held her as close to himself as possible without sending her to jail so that he could take his jacket back . But even after he had let her go jokingly saying, "I UNDRESSED ARGO!" she still wouldn't let him leave in fact she scooted up as close as possible to him reached into his pants and grabbed anything that dangled, "I see that you have forgotten that you don't feel pain in this game."

"I hadn't forgotten I just wanted to test a theory"

"Still you could have just asked first before putting your hand in my pants"

"Don't act like you're not enjoying it"

"You're grabbing my balls" she let go and removed her hand, "are you gonna get off me now?"

"No."

"But I have to kill the thing"

"What thing?"

"The thing that stops you from getting to the next floor."

"You're going to kill the boss?"

"Yup!"

"All by yourself?"

"Yup!"

"And your not going to die?"

"You can come if you like"

"No no that's fine..."

"...Could you get off me then?"

"But I'm so tired"

"We both slept through the whole day yesterday"

"It's been so long"

"Yeah your boyfriend died and my wife started playing when the game was released but now I can't find her"

"Oh... *scurried five meters away* wait your married?"

"Hahaha ha hahaha ha! *stands* that's all it took to get you off of me! Hahahaha"

"So... your not married?"

"You're an information specialist you'll figure it out. Auf Weidersehen." With that he flew up and turned 180° and did the same two finger salute that he'd done when he said hello.