Its me again. Time for our second adventure on Midgard. Some may think that this is a bit of an exaggeration but each tot heir own. Made me chuckle anyway :D Okay so as I am British and have never been to America I made up the shop, I mean where do Americans buy suits? ENJOY

One thing he truly loved about Midgard was the beautiful mornings they had. A bright ball of light that Man of Iron called 'the sun' rose each day to provide light for the humans. And when it rose, although he does not know from where, it was a breath-taking sight as the light skimmed through the trees and the palaces of work that make up this city of New York.

Today he is going 'out on the town' with Lady Natasha and Birdman. He has come to believe that he cannot walk around in his battle armour all the time, as such is normal on Asgard, as this may warrant some unwanted attention from the humans. As he does not wish to put any of his beloved friends in an uncomfortable position, he joyfully agrees.

He would not go with Stark on the basis that he is still mildly annoyed with him after the Charlotte incident, but he now knows it was not intentional and he will forgive him soon...after he has got more Poptarts out of him. Lady Natasha and Birdman are relatively calm people and he thinks their expert combat skills put them in a league separate from the rest of the team. They are very tactical and he trusts them with his life. Hence why he was happy to go on this 'shopping' expedition with them, as there was obviously not going to be any immediate danger.

It was when they reached the shop known as PinUp that they encountered their first problem.

"C'mon Thor, we're gunna get you a suit first so Stark can't complain you aren't smart enough." said Birdman

Birdman and Lady Natasha went through this revolving test at the front of the shop. He knew that this must be a sort of abilities test so the shop can determine his worthiness. He stepped into the revolving trap.

It was just going round and round and he could not help but feel a slight dizzying effect in his head. He knew he must strive through this pain as it was imperative he got out of this trap. AHA! He found an opening and launched through it. Looking very pleased with himself he realised that this trap had deceived him and he was back where he started. With a mighty yell he ran back into this terrifying obstacle.

Clint POV

Exactly why him and Natasha had to take Thor shopping was beyond him. He knew it was going to end up a disaster as soon as they stepped outside of the tower. What with Thor going,

"LOOK AT THIS MIGHTY VESSEL" or "WE MUST HELP THE TINY TRAPPED PEOPLE"

Of course he meant the big lorry that had just drove past and the signs for you to walk at the road crossings. Believing the little man shaped lights were real people. Again, this was not going to go well.

They did eventually arrive at their first and, I think for today, only shop. As he and Natasha entered they began discussing what kind of suit Thor would need.

"Well Clint, we're obviously going to have to get a hand made and measured one as I doubt they have any suits in here big enough for Thor."

"And it will have to be a colour and cut of his liking otherwise you know what kind of a fuss he can kick up. And Stark said, and I quote, 'Tash should be able to see what looks best on him'...actually speaking of Thor, where is he?"

They spun around in mild panic as they had lost their...charge? They backtracked their way through the store in the hope that Thor was making a lot of noise somewhere. As they rounded the corner they froze in their tracks.

Thor was stuck in the revolving door. Thor was stuck in the revolving door.

Not only was he stuck but he seemed to be slowly accelerating the door to a point in which it could fly of at any second whilst shouting insults and apparently attempting to battle this 'foe'.

This was going to be a long day.

Thors POV

The revolving demon will be defeated! Even if he must use his last breath to disengage himself from this being and smash it, so be it. What amazes him so much is that Lady Natasha and Birdman seemed to get through the device so easily...

"THOR!"

That is the Ladys voice. Yet everything is spinning so fast he has no idea where is came from. AHA! He spots a flash of red, and there it is again. This must be her.

"THOR!"

"LADY NATASHA. I WILL DEFEAT THIS FOE. GIVE ME TIME. I SHALL CALL MJOLNIR."

"No! Don't do that!"

"Why ever not my lady? I must defeat this evil fiend."

"Just stop moving Thor. Just STAND STILL!"

Not wishing to upset his Lady friend, he did as he was told. Wooooooah... The glass panels kept pushing him around and around, yet they seemed to be slowing...and now they stopped.

"Now carefully walk SLOWLY in a circle until I say stop...Stop!"

He did as he was told and now found himself facing Lady Natasha and Birdman. They looked a little tired and Birdman was rolling his eyes. He could not understand what was so funny. He then noticed that there were other humans staring at him oddly. So he turned back to Lady Natasha who was smiling slightly at him. He beamed at her.

"The foe has surrendered its forces my Lady. I have bested it in mortal combat. LET US FEAST"

Oh Thor :) For any who hadn't managed to pick it up he was stuck in a revolving door. PLEASE REVIEW. They make me happy :)

Bubbles x