(A/N: A reocurring thing in my fics is that Sirius keeps thinking Remus is vegetarian when he's not. And now he's a bit pissed off)
Tune: I'm Dominican
Remus:
I've had
it up to here
So let me
make it very clear
I swear I
zapp you into a planarian
Everytime
that you profess
That
carrots is my favourite-
Sirius: Yes?
Remus: For
the last time, NOT vegetarian!
Sirius:
Don't
overstrain your pipe
You just
simply seem the type
Remus: Is that
why you tell everyone I snog librarians?
Sirius
Why don't
you also rant with Pongs?
See, he
also got it wrong
There's
no need to unleash your inner barbarian
Remus:
Oh, let's
hear
Try get
some facts right
Sirius:
Ok
You are a
prefect
Remus: Impressive
Sirius:
You like
to read, your rabbit's dead
And, wait
I got it! Four sisters!
Remus: No
Sirius: Twin sister?
Well I'm
sure you have a hot affair with Dumbledore
Remus: Tell me,
what's my middle name?
Sirius:
Admit you
lost this silly game
Because I
know for sure your name is actually Marianne
But it's
not just me who make things up
You don't
exactly seem so tough
James:
Sorry, I
know he's not vegetarian
Boo-ya!
Remus:
Answer
this if you don't want a pack of Abraxans
Chase
you on the way that leads to Azkaban
Do I like
blood and flesh much less than raisin bran?
You still
think I'm a fricken vegetarian?
Sirius:
The thing
is Blacks sometimes get bored
And so I
told all those I know you make your potpurri
So let us
stop this silly war
I say both
of us should just agree to disagree
Remus: Well thank
you for that glimps in to the workings of a pureblood man
Sirius: Let's
talk about our pranks, forget I thought you're-
Remus: Vegetarian
Sirius: It is
girly to stay mad
Remus: Can't
you see I'm happy, Pads?
Sirius: I'll set
things straight by saying you're not really Belgian
Remus:
I got some
homeworks from today
Or is that
unmanly, say?
Sirius:
I say no,
and you're not vegetarian
But
veterinarian
Remus:-Groan-
Sirius: But you're
none of them
(A/N: Oh, and I like the idea of Remus having a twin sister. Actually I'm thinking of having Remus be vegetarian anyway. He really does seem the type. But he wasn't at this point)