Disclaimer: I wish I owned it. I don't. I choose to sulk.* pouts* Okay sulk is done. Now on to the story.*grin*
Summary: Sequel to Hellmouth wedding. Thorn takes on psychotic B/S and C/A 'shippers. It is just plain wrong people.
AN: I am crazy. Please don't hold it against me.
[Thorn doing gopher dance and singing]
I'm all right
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to give me a fight
Why can't you just let it be?
Go me! I vanquish evil people who don't like B/A. I mock them. I laugh in their stupid B/S {Bull Sh*t!} and A/C {Awful Crap!} faces! Nyah nyah!
"Ummm Thorn?"
Yes Willow?
"Shouldn't there actually be a plot?"
Spoil my fun. Alright, here's your bloody plot. Now go and be happy.
"Okay, thanks."
Hmmmmmmm.
"Excuse me!"
What Cordelia*groans*?
"You said if I was good I'd end up with someone good."
Fine, you get Doyle.
"What about-."
YOU DARE TO QUESTION ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Okay"
Lalalala. Oooooh! Plot! The Honeymoon!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Xander panics.
For the love of [fill in blank] What?
"Honeymoon equals badness, remember Angelus?"
It's okay Xand, remember keeping it clean for the kiddies?
"Thank you."
No problem. Now shut the hell up!
The scene is [where else?] Hawaii. The newlyweds have brought along the whole gang.
"Even Dru and I?"
"Don't forget Miss Edith Spike my sweet."
Yes they friggin' brought you. Next person other than Angel who talks gets staked.
"But we're human. Besides it's not fair to punish us and not Angel."
You'd be surprised at how many things a stake will kill, Xander. Besides, I never said I wouldn't hurt Angel.
"What are you going to do to him?"
Maim him. I have serious issues with him at the moment.
"*Gulp*" Angel is green.
"That's a bit sadistic, love." Spike is disturbed and intrigued.
I'm evil. Deal with it.
They are all out on the beach.
"That could be a problem. Remember sun=crispy critters."
FINE!
"Thanks."
It is well after dark. People are dancing together. Willow and Tara, Anya and Xander, Gunn and Faith, Spike and Dru, Doyle and Cordelia, and, of course, Buffy and Angel are the dancers. Giles, Wesley, Lorne, and Dawn look on.
"This is so romantic." Buffy sighed."Anything for you sweetheart." Angel said.
"I love you."
"I love you too."
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:}