Schedule: Tony continues to be obnoxious. I continue to update when I'm supposed to be sleeping. People continue to review...hopefully. I have a bad day, I come home and vent about it with this, you laugh. Again...hopefully. That's the plan, though.
Anyone have a favorite line from either this chapter or the last one? I'm still giggling a little at "He's an optimistic individual" from Thor last time, considering that it was aimed at mister pessimistic and moody himself.
Anyway; here's the new chapter. Ideas appreciated if you review!
Enjoy!
Tony: avengers
Tony: avengers
Tony: avengers
Clint: wtf
Natasha: NOT DURING DEBRIEFINGS
Thor: MAN OF IRON!
Bruce: stop
Tony: stop what?
Tony: breathing?
Steve: That would be nice.
Clint: Agreed.
Tony: Not amused, guys.
Tony: Not amused.
Clint: Seriously tony just shut up for like ten seconds
Natasha: you couldn't have had a longer time request
Clint: sorry D:
Tony: okay so who knew these two were dating because this was news to me
Steve: you're dating?
Clint: STARK
Natasha: wtf who told you that
Clint: Don't tell fury
Bruce: don't tell fury what?
Phil: what aren't we telling Fury?
Phil: ...which I will now have to tell Fury because it's a part of my job.
Tony: top secret agent stuff coulson. Sorry
Steve: You can't keep a secret from Fury.
Bruce: Yeah. He's like...a god or somthing.
Thor: YOU CALLED?
Tony: enough with the caps
Steve: What about Cap?
Tony: so done
Bruce: no srsly. Anyone else noticing that he seems to know everything that goes on?
Tony: yes. the dude's creepin in all our windows
Pepper: That's it. I'm taking away YouTube.
Thor: NO YOU MAY NOT
Clint: I think they forgot
Natasha: yessss
Tony: iron man forgets nothing.
Tony: DATING
Fury: What are you ladies doing?
Bruce: uh...
Natasha: Nothing, Director!
Tony: Reciting AC/DC lyrics.
Clint: I'm on the hiiiiighway to heeeelllll
Thor: I am confused.
Steve: And I am disturbed.
Tony: And this is why we don't give those two cell phones, banner. Getting it now?
Pepper: Tony. I told you not to text during debriefings. I'll take away the phone next time.
Tony: You don't own me, Pepper.
Pepper: Excuse me?
Pepper: But I do own your company.
Pepper: Consider...
Steve: I'd like to apologize for him, Miss Potts. It's quite possible that he's drunk.
Tony: luv u pepper
Tony: pls don't hurt me
Tony: k srsly guys?
Thor: MAN OF IRON. I HAVE DISCOVERED THE FOOD OF THE GODS.
Tony: ?
Loki: I gave him pop-tarts, bitches.
Loki: And am officially up-to-date with all this modern lingo.
Loki: ...bitches.
Tony: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Tony: LIKE NOW
Tony: THIS DUDE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Natasha: Stark. What did you do to Barton
Tony: To what might you be referring?
Natasha: You know what
Tony: I have no idea
Tony: enlighten me
Natasha: He's jumping around the bridge and flapping his arms
Tony: there's gotta be more to this story
Natasha: and screaming 'I'm a bird, motherfuckers'
Tony: ah.
Natasha: what did you do?!
Tony: you just automatically assume that I did this. I love that.
Thor: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE BIRD MAN, MAN OF IRON?
Bruce: okay, srsly tony? This is low even for you.
Tony: I can just feel the respect you guys have for me emanating through the room, guys.
Tony: oh yeah. There's magic in the air.
Steve: Okay, seriously? Stark, fix this.
Tony: it wasn't me!
Bruce: give one good reason why we should believe you...?
Tony: I'm Iron Man, bitches
Natasha: someone just lock him up or something before he can blow up the whole helicarrier.
Steve: well, he was setting off rockets in the lab this morning...
Fury: what?!
Tony: Nothing
Natasha: nothing
Steve: Nothing
Bruce: I really need to go reevaluate my career choices.
Clint: IM A BIRD MOTHERFUCKERS
Fury: someone please get him off the bridge of my ship.
Steve: On it.
Tony: Who did this to you legolas?
Clint: I DUNNO. I ATE ONE OF THORS POP TARTS THO AND IT WAS DELICIOUS
Thor: THEY ARE DELICIOUS!
Natasha: who's brilliant idea was it to give Thor pop tarts?
Tony: shit
Bruce: ...what
Tony: Loki.
Natasha: shit.
Clint: I LOVE POP TARTS NOW
Thor: THESE POPPING TARTS SHALL HENCEFORTH BE NAMED THE FOOD OF THE GODS
Clint: damn straight
Natasha: I used to have goals.
Tony: me too.
Tony: but screw that, because I'm Iron Man.
Natasha: whatever happened to loki?
Tony: fury decided he wasn't a threat if he was just texting us.
Natasha: so he's being allowed to do it?
Tony: that was the plan.
Clint: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Clint: HE'S GONNA POISON US THROUGH THE PHONE WITH GAMMA RADIATION OR SOMETHING
Clint: AND WE'LL ALL TURN INTO HIDEOUS MONSTERS OR DIE PAINFUL DEATHS
Bruce: ...
Loki: Please, keep talking. I'm taking notes on your behavior so I may use it against you in the next great battle of the future.
Natasha: Woah! How did you type that quickly with all perfect grammar and stuff
Loki: I'm the God of Mischief.
Loki: Why do I do anything?
Tony: Don't talk to it, Nat. Don't encourage it.
Clint: NO ONE CALLS HER NAT BUT ME
Clint: NO ONE
Tony: Y'know, i think i'm gonna go to bed early
Tony: bye
Natasha: smart man
Clint: -.-
Natasha: ...but not as smart as you?
Clint: :)
Cora: MINE. CHANGE IT.
Natasha: ?!
Clint: =)
Cora: Better. Carry on.
Clint: and on that note...
Bruce: wait a second stark. its like four in the afternoon.
Tony: problem?
Bruce: if i tried to list them all, we'd be here all night.
Tony: help
Bruce: what now, Stark?
Tony: Pepper deactivated all my suits, changed the activation codes, and hid my computer.
Tony: and turned JARVIS against me.
Tony: I repeat: help
Bruce: sorry.
Tony: steve said he would help. But you and I both know he can't do anything.
Bruce: I repeat: sorry
Bruce: you dudes are on your own.
Cora, as in the Once Upon a Time character. If you don't get it...go read 'Message Sent' by CandyApple75. If you do get it...congrats to you. But it's not a big deal either way. ;)
So...what do you guys think? Loki, or no Loki? If we've got Loki fans among our reviewers, I'll certainly keep him in the story.
Also, a quick thank-you to everyone that understood my Deadpool thing in the last chapter. I'm glad that didn't go unnoticed. And if you didn't know that Robert Downey Jr plays Sherlock Holmes in the new movies...now you do. XD
All of Thor's texts were supposed to be in caps, by the way. I think I forgot once or twice.
That's all I've got. Expect more soon!
- K. A. Carlyle