I don't own Naruto.
Naruto Uzumaki walked down the halls of Konoha High and was filled with hatred for the school.
'Why the hell does it look like everyone here is either stuck up or rich! … Or both!'
"Hey you're that new kid yeah?" A girl with blond hair asked.
"...Yeah..." Naruto replied hesitantly.
"You look sexy in skinny jeans, can I just say!" A girl with bubble-gum hair added behind the blond girl. Naruto wasn't paying attention until he noticed a raven haired teen trying to glare the shit outta him.
"Oh, hey!" Naruto called out to the boy, "Hey can you help me!" Naruto called out again. The stoic raven just glared before he walked over and asked,
"What the hell do you want?"
"Can you help me? I have no idea where the hell I am or where my locker is... as for a matter of fact I don't even know where anything is... except the bathroom maybe." Naruto added the last part to himself.
"Alright, alright, what's your locker number?" The boy asked, only to be glomped by Naruto.
"Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you (x20)!" Naruto yelled as he handed Sasuke his paper.
"Do I even know you!" Sasuke asked, very uncomfortable with all the... physical contact.
"Oh, sorry, I'm Naruto Uzumaki... the new kid?" Naruto offered when Sasuke looked at him like he was doing the impossible... dying a monkey purple! (I have such a colorful imagination! XD)
"... Oh... I see... so your the bitch who stole Sakura's heart... you're not even cute." Sasuke said as he walked away from Naruto.
"Hey wait a second! Who's Sakura? Hey wait!" Naruto called out to the raven haired boy, "Come on I still need your help! Please!" Naruto begged.
"No! You made my girlfriend break up with me, why should I help you?" Sasuke asked, now true he was going to break up with her anyway but still, he had never been broken up with before. What was he supposed to do? The great Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's Heart Throb, being broken up with? That was never heard of before in the land of high school. Once a heart breaker always a heart breaker.
"Because you don't even know me, and I don't even know your girlfriend. Is it that Sakura chick you were just talking about?" Naruto asked.
"Oh~" A squeal came out of no where, "Uzumaki-Kun~ I see you've met Sasuke-kun." The pink haired girl latched herself onto Naruto and began to talk his ear off.
"Sakura." Sasuke growled under his breath and walked away.
"Oops, sorry! Didn't mean to bump into ya there buddy!" A low voice (For a girl) said as she dusted her self off. She took a lock of her light purple hair and twisted it around her finger.
"Hn," Sasuke grunted in response.
"Hn, is not an answer. You should either apologize for not watching where you were going or accept my apology but do not grunt in response!" The girl said exasperated.
"God, sorry sorry. I apologize for bumping into you, your majesty." Sasuke retorted sarcastically.
"Haha, your hilarious!" The girl said with equal sarcasm.
"Sasuke Uchiha,"
"Umeki Inouye" The girl introduced before she sprinted away yelling, "Bye bye Sasiko! I'll see you later!"
'Not even ten minutes and I already have a new nick name, perfect'
"Sakura... will you go out with me?" Naruto asked the pink haired girl on his arm.
"Will I! Of course I will Naruto-kun!" Sakura replied excitedly with a sly smirk on her face.
DUN DUN DUN! Sorry I'm leaving off like this, I'm eating lunch and I really just want to shovel it into my mouth and go back to sleep.
HOW MANY OF YOU WENT TO SEE BREAKING DAWN LAST NIGHT! I KNOW I DID! Lol
TBC