Entry 2 of Sakura Haruno:

Okay, you know that weird sensei who wears green spandex? Apparently, he caught wind of our 'special training'. So he bought diaries for his team as well (meaning Neji, Tenten, and Lee). I feel pity for them, but Lee had it coming ever since he shot those hearts at me. The mere thought if it makes me shudder.

Anymore of these stupid books and I'll commit suicide. Well, not that drastic. How am I ever to be Sasuke's wife if I commit suicide? Though the idea is farfetched…because I probably won't get any…until he stops being a prick…which is never…so I still won't get any…which means I can commit suicide…wait, what?

Nevermind. Inner's thinking suicide thoughts.

-Sakura

Entry 2 of Naruto Uzumaki:

Ahh, look! It's Sakura-chan! I'd ask her to go get ramen with me, but she'll probably clobber me on the head. Again. Maybe I'll ask Hinata or something. A much safer option. Sasuke-teme approaching. Should I record the conversation? Should I? No? Maybe? Well I'll do it anyways! TAKE THAT, KAKASHI-SENSEI, NOW YOU'LL BE SUPREMELY BORED WHEN YOU READ MY ENTRIES!

It went like this:

"Dobe."

"Teme."

"Dobe."

"Teme."

"Dobe."

"Teme."

"DOBE!"

"TEME!"

"BLOCKHEAD!"

"PRICK!"

"SELF-CONCEITED VOYEUR!"

"FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST SAY HELLO LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!" That was Kakashi-sensei. He looked majorly (is that even a word) pissed off. And just because it was too funny to let go, I had to go and say,

"How do you do that?" Which made him tie both me and Sasuke-teme to the wooden blocks of horror. Screw you, Sensei. YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT SENSEI! SCREW YOU AND YOUR STUPID BLUE MASK THAT YOU NEVER TAKE OFF!

Ha.

-A pissed of Uzumaki

Entry 2 of Sasuke Uchiha:

I hate Naruto. I hate Naruto almost as much as I hate Itachi. Which is an achievement, since I hate no one as much as I hate Itachi.

He got us tied to the blocks of wood. Again. Seriously, I just stated the truth. So did he, to some extent. He's mad I aced the bitch class. Serves him right. I have nothing to do now. At least Sakura found us and untied us. Then she gave us some food. I swear, someday she could open her own restaurant. And it would be wayyy better than Ichiraku's.

Hi, Sensei. Did I mention that you are a dickhead? Yeah. Bye!

-Sincerely Sasuke

I have no clue why I just wrote that. Great. It's in pen. Now I have to deal with more crap just because I don't feel like tearing the page out and rewriting my entry.

Bored now. I'm gonna go bother Itachi and hopefully kill him. I still owe him one from the time he almost made me barf. He told Haha-ue that I loved sweets. I detest sweets. I detest sweets so much that it's almost on the same level as my hate for the Weasel. Look! A weasel!

Mode: kill Itachi and all things related to him.

Later.

-the Avenger

Entry 2 of Hatake Kakashi:

Admittedly, the journal thing wasn't that good of an idea. I mean, I'd rather not know what goes on in my students' messed up minds. Why'd I accept them again? I forgot.

To start my marvelous day, Sasuke and Naruto had a scream fest. I tied them both to logs.

The Third Hokage started yelling after I was an hour late because I got caught up helping an old lady. Of course, the one time the excuse is real, he blows up. He gave me a B mission because he was so pissed. I was looking forward to the S mission in Tea Country. They got good scenery. And good tea and dango.

I got back five hours later from killing a bunch of evil dudes. Then of course, I fall asleep against a comfy bamboo wall.

When I woke up, a bunch of people were kicking me. It turned out the bamboo wall was the ladies' bath house and they thought I was perving. Then they said that some old dude with white hair was here a lot so they thought I was him after I finally convinced them I was just exhausted after a mission. I had to show them the blood on my clothes to convince them.

I'm sad now. I don't like my apartment.

You know, I somewhat feel bad for all the trouble we gave Minato-sensei; us three always tortured him. Some of it was on purpose. Like that one time when we managed to get him drunk and hung him from a tree. The tree was right outside Kushina-sensei's window. She butchered him.

Ah, the good days. Wah. Now I feel old for reminiscing.

-Kakashi