Yachiru hated museums and today, she was especially unhappy to have to be walking around a lousy museum.
"Uno-chan, why are we here?" Yachiru whined. "I'm hungry".
"The tour isn't over yet. I promise we'll eat when it's done", she smiled down at the crabby pre-teen.
"Fine. Whatever" the pink haired shinigami huffed and puffed.
About an hour later, the tour hadn't ended and didn't look like it was going to.
"Uno-chan, I'm going to get something to eat, I'll be right back", she tugged on the healer's sleeve but she didn't seem to notice. So Yachiru just decided to walk off on her own.
She walked around looking for a way out of the boring museum, but couldn't find the exit. So, she decided to make one.
She pulled out her zanpakuto and slashed a big, gaping whole in the wall on hopped out.
She walked around trying to figure out where she was until she smelled grilled squid fill the air.
"Food", she squealed then ran light the speed of light to find where the smell was coming.
She ran for a good five minutes until she stumbled unto a moving cart.
"Hey! Watch where you're— oh, Kusajishi-fukutaicho, I didn't see you there. Can I help you?" the tall bearded man asked her.
She looked at the cart and noticed that it smelled just as good as the grilled squid but wasn't grilled squid. Nonetheless, she wanted whatever it was.
"What are ya selling?" she chirped.
"Shiskabobs. You want one?", he grabbed one and held it out to her.
"Yeah!" she grabbed the shiskabobs and ate the whole thing in one foul swoop, trying the stick to the ground when she was done. "Another", she jumped up and down.
"Sorry fukutaicho, first one's free, but the rest you gotta pay", he said.
She pulled out her purse and dumped all her money out onto the cart and said, "Give me all of them".
"Yeah, sure", he said wrapping all the shiskabobs he had into little to go boxes. "Now don't eat all of those at once or you'll turn into a fat pig by morning", he chuckled shoving off.
She hopped onto his cart and peered at him, "Do you think I'm a fat pig for wanting to eat all these?"
"No Kusajishi-fukutaicho. I just thought that—"
"So I'm a fat pig huh?" she turned over his cart. "Am I?!"
"No!" he hollered. "Please Kusajishi-fukutaicho, don't . . ." but she had already pulled out her zanpakuto and was now coming the cart pusher.
She slashed her zanpakuto at him knocking him down to the ground and knocking him unconscious.
She took the vender by his feet and dragged him to a pole not to far away. Then she harassed a woman for a piece of paper and a little boy for his crayon. Then she wrote, in blue crayola, on the piece of paper, '$5 to throw a dagger at the mean 'fat-calling women' man'.
She then threw him up in the air and struck her zanpakuto through his apron as he fell, pinned to the pole.
An hour later, she had over two hundred dollars and a horde of woman trying to kill the bearded man that implied she was fat.
"That will teach you to call me a fat pig", she laughed as another woman threw a dagger at the man.
"That will teach you to call women fat", one woman shouted.
"You're not so thin yourself", another woman shouted.
"Yachiru", Unohana tapped the young girl on the shoulder confused.
"Oh! Uno-chan", she squealed jumping up and down. "Look, look what I did".
Unohana saw a man pinned to a pole by what looked to be Yachiru's zanpakuto and a sign the read '$5 to throw a dagger at the mean 'fat-calling woman' man'.
"Yachiru, did this man call you fat?" she asked.
"More like a fat pig" Yachiru answered her.
"Well, in that case . . ." Unohana smiled, handed Yachiru a twenty. "I would like four tries, please".
Yachiru ran to the bag of daggers she had bought at the magic store and hand Unohana four.
"Watch and learn", she smiled at the pink haired shinigami.
Unohana placed all four daggers in one hand by their tips, turned around, and launched all four in the air.
"Hey, wait!" the bearded (stupid) man cried as one dagger pinned his sleeve, two hit his butt, and one came near his crouch.
"I think that's enough torture for one day Yachiru. Let's take the poor man down", she smiled her ever pleasant smile to the young girl.
"Okay", Yachiru pouted.
So, Unohana and Yachiru pulled the man down and Unohana cleared his wounds and then left him a bill.
"That was fun", Unohana giggled.
"Yeah, it was", Yachiru giggled as well.
"Let's keep this between us", Unohana smiled.
"Okay", Yachiru said placing a finger over her lips.
Unohana grabbed the young girl's hand and Yachiru squeezed back.
"I love hanging out with", she said to the healer.
"And I love hanging out with you too", the healer replied to the fukutaicho.
The end
Sorry so short and if the ending suck but I would really like to know what you thought of this fanfic. Please review.