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Put Some Clothes On!

I never thought it was possible to be hated so much. But Tanya managed to prove me wrong. When I left Biology with Edward, laughing at our teacher's amazement of how quickly we finished the lab, she was standing outside the class, glaring. When I changed for gym in the locker room, she was there, still glaring. And when I hid behind Mike while he played badminton and I " helped " she was in the stands, you guessed it, glaring.

Maybe her face will get stuck that way.

I roll my eyes at the thought, my luck wasn't good enough for her face to get stuck that way. I can understand why she might hate me, but she she has to do it for so long!? Even Rose, would have given up by now! Granted Rose's glare has been known to make people cry just by glancing at it, but that's besides the point. I was freed from the torute when the bell rung, signaling the end of school. I quick changed so fast, that even Alice's drama friends would be impressed and ran out the door. Down three halls, two corners and a quick stop at my locker, I had the parking lot in my sights; I love my luck, right now.

" Hey Bella " a voice called out for me. If only my luck loved me back. I cringed and turned to be face-to-face with Mike, Tyler and Eric. Tyler and Eric were seemlying harmless but it was Mike that worried me. He was blond, had boyish looks and blue eyes; in other words your average California poster boy; too bad this was Washington. He had been my friend since we were in third grade and he offered to share his glue with me for a class project. But ever since ninth grade, he's been asking me over and over again on dates and couldn't seem to get it into his skull that I wasn't interested. Our friendship soon fell apart after I started hanging out with the Cullens and he got his two sidekicks.

" Hello Mike " I tried to wave him off and run off to Em's car in the parking lot, but he cut me off.

" Did ya hear, I got invited to Alice's party " he waved the invite in my face. It was only then that I noticed that both of his friends were on both sides of me. If I tried to back up I would backup start into a brick wall. He was cornering me.

" That's great!" I faked enthusiasm trying to think of a way out. I couldn't yell for help, because technically he wasn't doing anything. I could run between the small space between Mike and Eric but I doubted I could get away. I looked up at Mike and unlucky for me he'd believed my enthusiasm was true.

" I was wondering if you wanted to go-" that's when I saw it, a mass of copper hair walking towards the parking lot.

" EDWARD!"

The group turned around as Edward looked back and forth trying to find out where the voice was coming from. When he saw me, I was mentally screaming.

HELP ME!

He saw who I was surrounded by and it was like he heard me. An amused smirk grew on his lips.

" Hello Bella, " he strolled over to me, his smirk never leaving his face. Mike and his friends instantly backed off when he reached us, terrified of what he would do to them.

" Cullen " Mike said his name almost as if it was the world's worst insult. Edward held out his hand, motioned his head towards the parking lot and I gladly accepted it. We did this alot, silent talking, even with Em as my twin, I doubt I ever had such a connection with him as I did with Edward. We walked hand and hand towards the parking lot, leaving Mike in our dust.

" Bella!"

I turned to see Alice and Rose waving me down from Alice's neon yellow Porsche.

" Gees Bella, could you take any longer?" she asked smiling

I rolled my eyes, " Well I don't know, I could have stopped at the snack machine, done my homework, talked Mrs. H about that math homework I didn't get-"

" Gees, Bella sarcasm isn't good on you." Rose said. Em wandered over to the group smiling. He then went on about how he swore he saw Professor James and Victoria kissing and how it wasn't fair she was getting an A in the class. We rolled our eyes at him. He had this nasty habit of making up stories just to make us laugh so we never knew what stories to believe. Rose and Jasper where the first ones to leave in Rose's red BMW ( she had a thing for flashy cars ). Rose and Jasper always drove home together seeing how they have been neighbors since birth. Rose had gone to a private school before transferring to Fork's High this year so we never actually met her until Alice dragged her to the lunch table the first day of school screaming about how she had a new friend.

Em and I got into his jeep, waving goodbye to the Cullen duo before heading home.

I could hear my mother's new favorite show of the week, A Haunting all the way in the garage. Dad didn't get home until six o'clock usually but seeing how Em and I would be leaving to go over to Alice's, I would have to cook dinner now. Now you might think that my mom would make dinner but nope, that job fell on my shoulders. My mother Renee was one of the most.............eccentric people you would ever meet in your life. IF she wasn't an older clone of me in the looks department I would have thought that she was Alice's mother instead. Because of this, she had a habit of either forgetting she was even cooking and the food burning to ashes or googling random and bizarre recipes online. A good thing, everyone in my family developed a cast iron stomach due to this, but when it was discovered I could cook at the age of 13, cooking duty went to me for the good of the family.

Em had cleaned out the leftovers last night and seeing how Em would be finished with his homework in half an hour, I made the easiest meal ever.

Spaghetti and meatballs.

The meal was done by the time Em finished and we after shouting that we were leaving to mom we were back in the car. Mom hadn't reponsed when I said that we were leaving nor did she talk at all while we were home. I hope she was ok. We were about to about three minutes from Alice's mansi- HOUSE, when THAT song came on.

Rockstar

That song might go unnoticed in any other car in the world but in this car......

I'm through with standing in line
To clubs I'll never get in

Em's face lit up as he prepared for his " entrance. " Em sang along with the lyrics waiting for the second verse to come. Come on, move faster, I need to get out of this car, NOW!!!

It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
In a town named Forks
And a clearing I can play baseball in
And a king size car big enough
For seven plus me

Rockstar equaled Emmett's singing time in the car.

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new jeep full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is fine for me

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the whores comes cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just can't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every one of us hanging out
Gonna wind up there
Even Rosalie Hale
With her beautiful blond hair

" Beautiful huh?" I teased. Someone had a crush on the church girl.

Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar

Em. pulled into the driveway and I literally jumped out the car and began running up the driveway. If I had to listen to one more verse of Rockstar, I was going to bang my head into the side of his jeep. I walked into the house without knocking, me and Em were practically family. We even had our own keys in case of an emergency, but to be honest it was so we would stop ringing the doorbell and annoying everyone inside when they screamed,

" IT'S OPEN!"

Alice, Rose and Jasper where all sitting by the grand piano in the main room; Edward nowhere to be found.

" What happened to Edward?" I asked

" Gees no ' hey guys ' or ' how's process' Bella? And here I thought you were the polite one!" Rose teased.

" Hey guys, where's Edward?" I said again. Alice smirked at my impatience. After an.................interesting sleepover with Alice a year back she found out bout my crush on her brother. The worst part was she planned the whole sleepover, JUST TO FIND OUT! From the monster movies to make me on edge, the dares in hopes to loosing me up, the dare to chug Esme's wine that actually did loosing me up and her truth questions afterwards, that girl was an evil mastermind.

" He's upstairs. Go get that lazy ass so we can finish up" Alice commanded

" I thought this was Em's punishment?"

" Oh it is, but we want to listen when he uninvite people I hate, so we all came to enjoy the screams and possible crying!" Alice laughed. I'm telling you that pixie is evil. I headed upstairs without a second thought.

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

" EMMETT I THOUGHT WE WENT THROUGH THIS!!!" everyone, minus Rose screamed

The girls come easy and the whores comes cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just can't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars

I ran inside Edward's room not even bothering to knock and slammed the door behind me. I hated that song now. I turned and saw his room was empty.

" WHOSE THERE!?" he shouted. I looked over and saw his bathroom door was slightly adjar. The water just turned off, so he was probably getting out. Wait........a naked Edward was less than twenty feet away from me.....oh God. I instantly turned around and threw open the door.

I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

" Who is that!?" he called again

" B....Be...Bella" I croaked out

" Oh you guys are already here, I'll be down in a second"

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who

Oh God no. Stay in here with a naked Edward? Or go downstairs for the encore?

They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got the dance team on speed dial

I slammed the door again, staying on the inside. I get the feeling I just damned myself just now. I sat down on the floor by the door waiting for Edward to come out. I figured he probably brought his clothes in with him seeing how long it was taking him. The bathroom door began to open and I had no clue what I was about to see.

He walked out and I screamed.

" EDWARD!" I threw my hands over my face but it was too late I had already seen.

" Bella!? DIDN'T YOU LEAVE!"

" PUT SOME CLOTHES ON DAMN IT!" and I ran out the door, with my hands still covering my face. For I had just seen my best friend, in his black and red boxers.

Oh some one shot me!

I ran downstairs, my face as red as Edward's boxers. The crowd had heard me and while most were laughing, Em looked like he was about to murder someone.

Edward came downstairs after me, clothed thankfully, and sat on the couch; away from any of us.

I should have gone for the encore!

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