Chapter 2 - Two Ricks don't make a right
"Is that H-529 Rick and Morty?" Morty asks, scratching his head as he wondered what his counterpart would be like from this reality.
"No and we're in dimension H-592, 20% accurate as usual Morty." Rick says, rolling his eyes at Morty's ignorance. "H-592 Rick and Morty are members of the council of Ricks. When Ricks leave their realities behind to join the council their universes fade into obscurity because there's nothing of value left in them. No Rick, no portal gun. We call these island dimensions, Morty."
"Then who are they?" Morty asks, trying to keep track of all of the information Rick throws at him on a daily bases.
"Who, those guys? They're Rick -uuurrrrpp- and Morty D-264" Rick replies as he opens the door and steps inside.
Rick walks over to the Rick and Morty that are already seated and sits with them, Morty was still in the stages of getting used to seeing different versions of himself.
"Do you have it?" D-264 Rick asks, raising half of his unibrow.
"I didn't bring it with me, I'm not stupid. I stashed it someplace safe." C-137 Rick says, keeping his voice down as he spoke.
"Uhh Mortys, you guys go get some food and talk about Morty stuff together. We've got Rick shit to work out, here's some money" D-264 Rick says and hands C-137 Morty $30 from his pocket. He thought he handed it to his Morty but he honestly couldn't tell them apart.
The Mortys walked to the counter and were greeted by a greasy teenage boy with braces and an employee unifrom on.
"Welcome to McDaniels, how can I help you?" the boy asks, looking a bit confused at the identical kids. "Are you guys like.. twins or something?"
"Uhhh yeah." Morty says, letting that problem solve itself. "I'm gonna eat dinner when I get home in a minute, do you want anything?" C-137 Morty asks his counterpart.
"No, I'm okay. My mom is making spaghetti tonight and Rick said this only take a sec." D-264 Morty says
"Huh, my mom is making pork chops. The mutiverse sure is a wacky place, ya know? You never - you never really know what to expect." C-137 Morty says while rubbing the back of his neck, trying to say things that Rick has said to him to make himself seem more aware.
"I thought you guys were twins?" The cashier asks with an uncomfortable look on his face after listening to them talk about different mothers and the multiverse.
"Oh.. uhmmm we're twins by marragie? His mom- WHAT THE HELL, RICK!?" C-137 Morty interupts himself when he and D-264 Morty see their Ricks wrestling with each other at their table.
"I'm gonna kick your f***ing ass!" One of the Ricks yells to the other one as the identicle men trade punches and make a scene inside of the McDaniels.
"Oh man, Ricks. Am I right?" D-264 Morty says as he shakes his head at them.
The cashier stands there in total awe with his mouth hanging open as he watches two identicle old men wearing the same clothes beat the shit out of each other in front of two identicle kids wearing the same clothes.
As the Ricks roll around on the floor, one of them pulls out his portal gun and the other tries to grab it from his hands.
"You weasly Rick bastard! You're gonna sell me out to the Order!" The one trying to grab the portal gun says.
"Fuck me, buddy!" The other Rick says as he shoots a portal onto the floor beneath them, causing them both to fall through. The portal closes behind them, leaving both of the Mortys behind. They stared at each other with worried faces, wondering what they're supposed to do in a situation like this.
After the Mortys spent 15 minutes sitting around in the McDaniels, the police showed up and started asking everyone questions about the mysterious twin old men who were fighting and then suddenly disappered into a green portal that opened up on the floor. They were surprised that so many people were claiming to had seen this portal and their prime suspects for questioning were the identicle twin boys who everyone saw come in with these men.
Just as the Mortys were starting to think they had been abandoned in this reality, a portal opened up and one Rick stepped through with a black eye and blood on his shirt and lab coat. He immediatly pulled out a sci-fi weapon and froze both of the cops into solid ice before they could draw thier guns. Everyone in the McDaniels paniced and started to run out of the restraunt screaming. The two Mortys looked at each other with shock and even more worry than before because they didn't know which Rick had returned for them but from the look of how much blood was on him it seemed like one of them had lost a Rick.