So after war was meant, Inge-chan and i constituted ourselves for battle but just as we were gonna leave, Harold, my faggot senpai showed up and stopped us. i use senpai because he's the same grade as inge which is higher than mine.
"what is you doins well with strongs?" Harold snaked.
"hey harold…" Inge and i said with a groan. you see, harold likes cock. specifically, he wants mine. I have no problem with gay but harold is a massive cock hound. he's also jealous of Inge for having my affection.
"what are YOU two doing with eachother? Orange-kun should be with me and my kokoro."
"i feel extremely uncomfortable right now, like you can not believe." i say. then i splashed holy water on him and it burned him. Oh, this isn't because the bible says stuff about gays, Harold's a satanist. Then we got outa there. somehow Harold found us.
"you know, Chad hired me to harm your sugoi affection. i am one of his generals to combat you to keep you from fighting him as he unforbidifies his affection for vending machine and i can have you he says i can." he declaimed.
I just kinda instinct-ed and kicked him in the balls. he groaned in pain, started fading away and disappeared. A text flashed in front of me that said "EXP 50" then it said "level up" Weirdest shit ever. but i got another kiss from Inge-chan and i felt pretty kawaii. then i emited white fluid. I was also arrigato-ful for Harold disappearing. then my dreams were shattered. Harold reappeared.
"miss me big boy?" he said in a creepy voice. so i stabbed him 37 times in the chest. today was a good day. as his corpse lay limp on the ground, a portal to hell appeared. it was like a bad lsd trip. a demon came out of it. he said his name was lucifer but we could call him lucy for short.
"Chad is in Moe-burg and this is my new slam-peice." was all he said as he walked back into the portal. it disappeared. i missed lucy. he was a bro. his life is bro. so we were to goto Moe-burg to defeat the evil chad and restore life to the land. I looked at inge to find that she had her face in a bowl of lingonberry jam.
"w-what are you doing?"
"thats my business you little shit." senpai is still saucy.
"hey inge-chan, what do you think about what happened today?"
"i'm glad i don't have romantic competition i-"
My fuckin face lit up when she said that.
"its not like i like you or anything b-baka." inge said.
Will we ever defeat the evil buu? find out next time on dragon ball z!