There and back again, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry though for not being able to post any chapters, for I've been waiting for the endless and abyssal curse that is known as the school to end.
But to make this up to you, fellow humans, I'm thinking of making this chapter a "Father's Day" special. Hope you like it xD
Oh yeah, one more thing...HEY SASUKE-TEME! SQUEAL!
(Sasuke in Chains) All right damn you!...This Enlightened Dobe doesn't own Naruto...I do!
(El Gasps from everywhere, Yours truly sweatdrops) No you don't Sasuke, the bleedin' genius known as Masashi Kishimoto owns it...omgzz...
There u goez :)
Murmuring went quietly, and for a moment everyone felt a cold chill behind their ears as Shikamaru and... a strange boy with waist long, wavy white hair with a dirty bandana closing his eyes came inside the classroom.
Iruka was pretty suprised, to be exact. He DID receive orders from Hokage about a new special student joining in the common Genin squad selection. He was told that this boy had quite the special way of dealing with chakra his own, and he was trained with Shikaku, Inoichi, and a certain raven haired elder Uchiha that villagers and ninjas alike were afraid to say his name aloud.
But he didn't know that this kid was blind. Hell, he didn't even look like a kid, he was more like an old man; he was 1.78 meter long and pretty thin, 53 kg's maybe.
He wore a very dark cloak with a two-headed raven symbol on his back, along with long, navy blue trousers that ended with a pair of shinobi boots. His hands were bandaged, though it showed no signs of wounds that most taijutsu users commonly had them for the reason obvious, not to mention the black-edged wakizashi on his waist, strapped with a belt. He had a mysterious aura around him (what a suprise...), and a warm smile on his face.
Iruka couldn't understand how could a blind person become a ninja, even on the contrary, this kid looked so fragile that he could be blown off with a strong wind. He thought there was more to this kid than meets the eye.
Iruka took a few steps forward and said: "Alright everyone, it seems I have an explanation to do. Since your murmuring won't stop, I'll have to make this mystery clear." He looked at Kaidamaru.
Kaidamaru nodded. Iruka contiued: "This is Kaidamaru Urukari. Adopted to the Nara Clan and brother-except-in-blood with Shikamaru. By the orders from Hokage, he shall participate in the Genin Team Selections alongside with you."
Sasuke raised his hand: "Iruka-sensei, how can someone blind as him participate in these exams, yet alone train in the ways of Shinobi?" he asked smugly.
Kaidamaru turned to Iruka, his sightless gaze never leaving him. "Iruka-donno, how can someone as gay as Sasuke posess this endless horde of fangirls? Surely your knowledge upon Konoha History can explain that."
For a moment, everyone felt a massive amount of killing intent on the air. It was almost as if the very air they breathe possessed high amounts of electrical shock.
Naruto was almost killing himself not to laugh. This kid...he was just friggin' awesome to mock Sasuke like that. But, knowing the hyperactive little cheeky bastard, he started a laughing fit that ended up with him beaten badly into a bloody pulp by the...
...MONSTROUS POWER OF UCHIHA FANGIRLS!WOOOT!
Shikamaru sweatdropped, saying: "Troublesome...why do you always have to be this troublesome, onii-san?"
Iruka had a vein popped up in his forehead, but his inner self showed a 10 out of 10 slogan unto Kaidamaru, congratulating him for his boldness.
Sasuke...was pissed, beyond words, but also stunned, not being able to find any words to retailate the blind-teme. This kid had the guts to go against an Uchiha! An elite, the genius born in Konoha with total awesomeness! How dare he did something like that? He would pay for this insolence!
Kaidamaru, for his misfortune, was caught in a HUGE circle of, approximately 300 fangirs (hey there Spartans!), whom heard what he said, even from the farthest parts of Konoha, and came to crucify this heathen. They were lead by their two great leaders, and former friends, current enemies that were Sakura Haruno, and Ino Yamanaka.
" You are charged guilty for calling Sasuke-kun a gay..."Ino said.
"And your punishment shall be swift, for it will be..."Sakura contiued, preparing two pairs of scissors at the while.
"CASTRATION!" they both exclaimed, attacking the poor guy with pairs of scissors that seemed like their usual weapon (it's just plain creepy dude!).
Kaidamaru stood calm. He focused his chakra, preparing the newest jutsu which he just found thanks to Ino's folly some days ago.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU!
Kaidamaru was practicing with his chakra. For the usual ninjas, this would be an easy task, molding chakra wth handseals was a pretty easy job, after all.
Not for the blind, though.
Probably in the times of Shodaime and Nidaime, they never had any blind ninjas available. Even Sandaime and Yondaime's recourds didn't help him, so he was working pretty hard to create his way.
If it weren't for the ranting of Ino, not suprisingly though.
She was standing before the practicing room of Yamanaka clan, constantly talking to herself whether she was beautiful for Sasuke-KUN(oh how he hated thet suffix), or if her hair was long enough.
Kaidamaru was getting pretty strained while working in molding chakra, but Ino just made it worse. So he turned to her, his sightless eyes penetrating hers with a dose of boredom.
"Ino-chan, could you please shut the hell up? I can't concentrate." he truthfully exclaimed.
"What did you say you blind dobe? Dare to tell me that again?"
"Why do I have this fate that puts me through with annoying fangirls all the time?" he cried inwardly. Then, the idea struck him.
"Fate, you are an awesome bloody frickin' genius!" he cheered inwardly while making a victory dance. Then he smiled and turned to her:
"What if I helped you about that matter? That, and you don't call me a dobe, is that a deal?"
Ino raised an eyebrow, still angry though "What kind of a deal, what are you talking about?"
Kaidamaru grinned inwardly, he knew he had her in his clutches now:
"This kind of a deal, I'll create a copy of Sasuke, his character and physical attributes completely same, and you can ask him what is lacking with you. However, I'll need you to explain his character and physics to me, so I can picture him before my mind."
Ino had three seconds before executing the "fan girl glomp" to Kaidamaru. After that horrible experience, Ino agreed, explaining him the exact (well maybe a bit divine version, due to the obvious reasons) of Sasuke.
Kaidamaru focused his chakra, part by part, file by file, creating the chakrafied copy of his face facing the afternoon sun, he opened his closed eyes and exclaimed: "Uraomote Bunshin no Jutsu!"...
...and from a poof of smoke, an exact copy of Sasuke came out.
The reaction was so disturbing, even Kaidamaru could feel the popping hearts from Ino's eyes. He pitied for the clone which was left for Ino's mercy.
"Very promising, indeed...such a display of Genjutsu at such a young age and disadvantage...you are truly promising, Kaidamaru." Hiruzen Sarutobi said, looking into what happened from his crystal ball.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU...KAI!
"This is going to be quite difficult, considering the amount of fangirls, it's actually excruciatingly ruthless...though I'd better thank to Ino-chan later anyway." Kaidamaru thought inwardly.
"Tajuu Uraomote Bunshin no Jutsu!" he exclaimed, facing the sun again, to get his chakra activated. That took Iruka's interest in a scary way.
"He focuses his chakra with the help of an outer energy source?" he thought deeply.
The next hour was "angelic" for the fan girls, to be honest. After that day, they would be life-long friends of Kaidamaru, and Fangirls would break into two houses, one lead by Ino, and the other by Sakura.
Sasuke would come out of his hiding place, the men WC(o...m...g...), and being the arrogant ass he is, only thank to Kaidamaru and walk away, his emo arua never wavering.
Naruto would become great friends with Kaidamaru, and he would learn a great way to improve his Oiroke no Jutsu, eventually evolving it into Harem no Jutsu.
Konoha would be safe from the terror of the fangirls because of their bickering among the two separate houses.
Kaidamaru smriked triumphantly, shaking from exhaustion, however, he maintained his balance and sat near Naruto, with his stamina almost gone.
Naruto took him in a friendly embrace, saying: "Dude, you are a bleedin' genius! I have a similar technique like that but it only works on men."
Kaidamaru asked, smiling contently: "It has something to do with women, doesn't it Naruto-san?"
Naruto asked, suprised: "Good guess, how come did you come up with it?"
Kaidamaru said: "I heard the blood,coming from their nose, dripping on the floor whenever Shikaku-sama and Inoichi-sama read something called Icha Icha Paradise. It has something to do with mature content. Do you know what it is?"
Naruto dumbfoundedly said: "I had no idea something like that existed until you said me just now. Though my source was different."
Iruka came at that moment, holding a cup of tea to Kaidamaru's hand. "If you are feeling well, Kaidamaru-kun, I'd like to ask you a few questions after I declared the teams you will be with."
Kaidamaru nodded, while he drank the tea "Bottoms Up".
Naruto had wide eyes: "Ittai Nani? How did you drink it like that?"
Shikamaru answered first: "Dad taught him that. He's a troublesome tea addict."
Naruto sweatdropped: "Wow, Shikamaru, I really didn't need to learn that."
Shikamaru stated boringly: "Troublesome..."
Iruka came back with a piece of paper on his hand: "Alright everyone, since Sasuke came back from hiding, I'm going to explain you which team you are in and who will be your Sensei, so listen up carefully..."
"Team 7 will consist of Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. Your Sensei will be Kakashi Hatake."
"Team 8 will consist of Aburame Shino, Hyuuga Hinata and Inuzuka Kiba. Your Sensei will be Yuuhi Kurenai."
"Team 10 will consist of Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji and Yamanaka Ino. Your Sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma."
Kaidamaru raised a hand: "Umm Iruka-donno, wasn't I supposed to be put in a team?"
Iruka came near him, and said: "Hokage commanded me so too, but eventually he decided to put you in a Special Genin squad, consisting of a teacher and a student."
Kaidamaru raised an eyebrow: "And who, might I ask, will be this unfortunate soul, Iruka-donno?"
Iruka gave a hearty laugh: "Oh, I think it will be YOU who's unlucky, Kaidamaru. It's your girlfriend after all, or so she told me."
If people didn't see the obvious shaking fit the boy just got, they would have thought he was dead, due to the inhuman amount of paleness that is combined with the scare he just got and his normal paleness, and the blue veins he got visually seen upon his thin skin go dry. What could be so scary than fangirls of Sasuke? Oh...it is his own fangirl(insert evil laugh and music here).
"It is...Mitarashi Anko." Iruka breathed out as he saw the kid fainting, both from the chakra exhaustion and the scare he just got.
BOOOOO! Lolz I can't believe I just did that. That should have been scary. So what now?
Here's a few spoilers for ya:
Kaidamaru meets a certain lavender eyed beauty and gets this strange feeling in his stomach and heart.
Iruka and Anko meets, and Iruka talks with Anko about Kaidamaru's unorthodox way of drawing chakra.
First signs of NaruHina coming up soon...promise, Dattebayo!
Here is the meanings of the two new jutsu that I own:
Uraomote Bunshin no Jutsu(Opposite Clone Jutsu): The user creates the exact copy of anyone he/she pictures on his/her mind. It requires detailed knowledge about that person, it takes a moderate deal of chakra, and clone's mood changes, depending on the user's.
Tajuu Uraomote Bunshin no Jutsu: The multi version of the one above. While the single one creates only a single clone, this one can go up to a thousand clones, considering the user is a jinchuuriki.
I really can use some reviews here, it's nice to hear from you guys anyway xD
Signing off, The Enlightened Florist