"HELP ME I'M BEING CHASED BY BELARUS!" If someone doesn't help me now, I might be done for.
"Keseseseseseses! That would never happen if you were the awesome Prussia!" Wait, WHAT?
"I HAVE YOU ON SPEED DIAL?" and I never knew. "Never mind. You have to save me!"
In the background I heard, "Gil is that Russia? GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE! KESESESESES! NEVEEEEEEEER!"
"Sorry Ivan! What do you need?" I heard Canada's sweet voice ring in my ear.
"I'm near your hotel! Can you drive by and pick me up? I am currently being chased by the She-Devil! She's almost cought up with me!" The line went dead. Damn! I thought I had help!
I looked back,but quickly turned back around. SHE'S HOLDING A KNIFE! "BIG BROTHER! I KNOW YOU WANT ME! YOU WANT ME AAAAAAAAAALL OVER YOU!" oh, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! She wants sex?
sorry short! dont know when i will be able to update it next! I know you hate me! im soooo soooory! *sobs*