Risty: Hello peoples!

NarratorDude: Shouldn't you be in poetry club?

Risty: I am, I'm 'putzing' around on the computer. I love putzing.

Yusuke: What?

Risty: Never mind. Story time!

NarratorDude: Risty owns nothing related to Yu Yu Hakusho or any other anime/manga characters that may appear. And as a quick aside, Rogue did not use a smoothie to kill people she killed people who had smoothies.

"Talking"

Thinking

NarratorDude

/actions/

(Author. I am author and I have the ability to interrupt whenever I feel the need. Get over it!)

Why isn't this Side-Splittingly Funny? Why!

Last time our 'wonderful' writer Risty managed to get on a computer and write this story Kurama and Risty (not the author) were kidnapped by the 'evil' Karasu. Do I have to call him evil? (Yes! If I say to call someone evil you call them evil!) They were kidnapped while Risty and Rogue were trying to buy smoothies from The Smoothie Place but Hiei had eaten all the ice cream so Risty and Rogue started killing people and attacking Kurama and Kurama got kidnapped while Risty was trying to strangle him.

Risty and Kurama arrived a Karasu's 'secret' lair which was in reality a cave with a big flashing neon sign that said 'Karasu's Secret Lair: Do Not Enter' and the sign under it read 'Unless You Are Kurama In Which Case You Are Always Welcome Into My Humble Abode'.

Risty dropped off of Kurama's neck and Karasu finally noticed her.

"Damn it. Why are you here with my wonderful Kurama?" Karasu asked.

"I'm trying to kill him for not having ice-cream." She replied honestly. (I'm always very honest. Yusuke: But that's not you. Hiei: Why am I in this stupid story! Me: When did you get back? Kurama, I leave you in control of handling Hiei /runs away/)

Here follows a lengthy discussion about why Risty would want to kill Kurama and how much Karasu loves Kurama, and how much Kurama is afraid of Karasu, and how much Risty loves smoothies, and why Karasu became a bad guy, and why Kurama has such long hair, and how Karasu was unloved as a child, and about how Risty is so envious of Kurama for having a mother, and Karasu and Risty cried about everything they love that they can't have including, smoothies, pets, cars, houses, saber tooth tigers, and Kurama. In the end Karasu left with the instructions for Risty not to kill Kurama, Kurama not to leave, and neither of them to go in the closet.

Meanwhile, at the mall:

"Risty!" Rogue yelled. "Where the hell are you?"

She then proceeded to strangle random customers at The Smoothie Place and interrogate (I love big words) them as to the whereabouts of her friend. And where she could get a smoothie.

In Karasu's 'no-so-secret' lair:

Risty had tied Kurama to a chair with hair ties and was slowly walking towards the closet.

"Don't go in there!" Kurama yelled.

"Shut up!" Risty slowly placed her hand on the door-knob and pulled the closet door open. Hatsuharu and Kyo Sohma (dontcha love Fruits Basket? Yusuke: When did you get back? me: I'm not here.)

And so we must leave because conference period is almost over the author must prepare to go home.

Risty: I don't think it was as funny as last time.

Kurama: I think it was longer than last time.

Risty: Last time I spent most of the story talking to you guys.

NarratorDude: Can I have some water? I had to talk a lot this chapter.

Risty: You may have water if you save me from Hiei.

Yusuke: Where is he anyway?

Hiei/runs into the room/

Risty: Bye! NarratorDude, handle this. /leaves/

Hiei: You… /leaves/

Yusuke: What's up with them?

Kuwabara: Hi!

Kurama: Kuwabara, that was stupid.

Kuwabara: But it's my only line!

Risty/pokes head in room/ Anyone know where that's from?

Kurama: I never know what's up with her.

Rogue/pops out of nowhere/ She wanted to fight with someone. She thinks it's more interesting. /leaves/

NarratorDude: That was random. Okay, please review, and feel free to name any hot manga/anime characters you would like to see come out of the magic closet.

Bye!

-me-