Who lives in a manor under the sea? Integra Hellsing does you hussies. Also welcome back to My Little Dracula, a very unoriginal name if I do say so myself, it's even cringe worthy, but that's my opinion of course. Anyways I would like to say sorry for the rushed chapter but I wanted to get it up so people know they can once again read the story and just ravish in its glory. Also after heavy debate with myself this story will be in 3rd person, just so you can get a feel of all of the characters. MMM, you smell that? It's the smell of the story starting.

Alucard was walking through Ponyville, looking for anything that would strike up his attention, with him being in a world that obviously had no electricity, or even wars, he decided upon himself to find something else to occupy him, which was why he would have these regular walks around the place.

It wasn't long until Alucard felt a disturbance, something was happening and it was going to be big, he just didn't know what it was yet. So Alucard found a shady tree, sat under it, and tried to put together what the disturbance was.

But Alucard could tell he was already being watched, and who he was being watched by was no surprise to him.

Meanwhile, in a bush not too far from Alucards position, Twilight Sparkle and her friends, excluding Pinkie, were spying on Alucard.

"Ok girls, we need to find Alucards likes and dislikes by the end of this week, orders from Princess Celestia herself." Twilight stated to her friends.

"But why do we need to spy on him? Can't we just talk to him?" Rainbow dash questioned.

"Where have you been Rainbow Dash, it has been three days and it is already very clear that Alucard isn't very open to people, he seems to be the shut in type, yet not a shut in when confronted, a very rare curious individual person indeed." Twilight said, replying to Rainbow Dash's question.

Then Applejack said "Well he seems to be doing a whole lot of nothing at the moment, and I'm pretty darn sure we won't get any info about him if we just sit here."

"Applejack is right darling," Rarity said, in her usual fancy tone of voice "If we want to learn more about him, one of us needs to go have a civilized talk with him."

Twilight thought about it and decided that they were right "Fine, but which one of us will be the one to talk to him."

Twilight and the others thought long and hard about it, and one by one they all looked at Fluttershy.

Fluttershy's eyes dilated as she realized that her friends have already decided for her to go have a conversation with Alucard.

"M-me? Oh but I could never do it, and I doubt that he would even talk back to me, or even hear my voice, I mean, I can barely hear my voice."

Fluttershy stated, trying her best to try and get herself out of the situation at hand.

"Fluttershy" Twilight said "You are the one who has spent the most time with him, and you even served him breakfast yesterday."

Then Rainbow Dash decided to get in on the conversation "Yeah, and you couldn't stop talking about how amazing he was yesterday and how his voice is smoother than anyone's that you've ever heard!" Rainbow Dash said in a mocking tone while snickering to herself.

As Fluttershy thought about it, she realized that she really was the only one who had talked to Alucard face to face, so as she poked her head out of the bush, she agreed that she should be the one to talk to him.

"Alright girls" Fluttershy said "But I'm doing it because Celestia needs this information."

And just like that, Fluttershy came out of the bush, and walked towards Alucard slowly while twiddling with her fingers, but as she walked towards Alucard she became more nervous about what she would say, and what to say after that, and how he would respond, and if he would respond at all to her. In a few moments, she was facing Alucard, who had stood up while she was walking towards him.

As the moment came, Alucard was the one to talk first "You have quite interesting friends you know, especially that pink one, never in my years have I been frightened by a woman of her size."

Fluttershy was surprised that he had started the conversation first, and with such rude words too, but nonetheless she was glad he was talking about something she knew about. "Well that's Pinkie for you, she just gets really excited when somebody new comes to Ponyville."

An awkward silence broke out until Alucard spoke again "So judging by your friends in the bush there I'm guessing you're here to get information on me?"

When Alucard said that, Fluttershy started sweating and stuttering frantically, trying to think of an excuse.

Alucard chuckled to himself and said 'Well I'm not surprised really, I can imagine wanting to learn more about a badass such as myself."

Fluttershy was surprised at Alucards smooth reaction; she didn't think he would be as open as this. "Well then are you open to some questions?" Fluttershy said as she pulled out a notepad and a pen.

Alucard smiled and sat down once again, and so did Fluttershy as she asked questions that Celestia would most likely need.

"Favorite color?" Fluttershy asked.

"Crimson red" Alucard replied.

"What are your favorite hobbies?"

"Taking long walks and causing chaos"

"What type of women are you into?"

"What was that?"

"I mean, what's your favorite drink?" Fluttershy said as she smiled and blushed a little.

It had barely been 5 minutes and Fluttershy came back to her friends who were now wearing large hats that covered most of their faces, Fluttershy was confused at first but realized that it was to keep their already blown cover.

"Um Twilight, if you don't mind me asking, but why are you guys wearing large hats?" Fluttershy asked Twilight.

Twilight replied to her friend "It's less suspicious and you can barely tell that it's us behind these hats."

"You do realize that Alucard already saw you guys right?"

"You mean I'm wearing this ridiculous thing for nothing?" Rainbow dash said as she took off a sombrero that had bells hanging off the brim of the hat.

"Say what you want Rainbow, but I think we look rather fabulous!" Rarity said as her hat shined in the sunlight.

"Well in that case, did you at least get him to talk." Twilight said taking off her hat and looking at Fluttershy.

Fluttershy smiled and said "Oh yes I did, I hope this will help princess Celestia for her…why did she want information on Alucard again?" Fluttershy asked, wondering what the princess would need with information like this.

"I don't know" Twilight said "But she is a princess so I'm sure that she has her means."

Meanwhile at the castle

Princess Celestia sat in her room, that was decorated with many sun related things, and was waiting for a letter from her student Twilight Sparkle. She paced back in forth in her room anticipating the arrival of the letter when all of a sudden her sister Luna walked in.

"Sister I'm going to bring the moon u-" Luna cut herself off as she wondered what her sister was doing.

"Sister why are you walking like that?" Luna asked.

"Oh hey Luna, I'm just waiting for a very important letter and it should be arriving very soon!" Celestia replied as she chuckled lightly to herself.

Suddenly in flames of green, a letter appeared on Celestia's bed as she quickly ran up to it and grabbed it. "Ha ha!" She said "I knew I could trust in Twilight to get me this information! " Celestia held the letter high up in the air as a little tune played in the background.

Luna raised her eyebrow "Please don't tell me it's on that Alucard fellow" she said as a line of sweat rolled down the side of her head.

"Oh I can't wait to see what his interests are" Celestia said, completely ignoring her sister's words.

"Alright then if you're going to ignore me I'll take my leave now" Luna walked away to the balcony where she would raise the moon for the people of Equestria to know it is now night time.

Celestia slowly opened the letter and her mouth dropped with what she saw.

"I can't believe it!" Celestia said as she held in her hands a giant I.O.U from Pinkie Pie.

Celestia slowly got to her knees, clenched her fists and screamed into the air "CURSE YOU PINKIE!"

Back in Ponyville

Alucard was slowly making his way to Twilight's home as he has already set up his chair and gotten very comfy in her basement.

But as he was about to open the door, he felt something, something that not even himself would expect, but he smiled for he hoped that an assassin or monster would be waiting there for him so he could have a little fun again.

As Alucard opened the door in high hopes, they were quickly dashed as he has meant with many people jumping out and yelling "WELCOME TO PONYVILLE! " with Pinkie Pie in the middle of it.

"DJ drop that stuff!" Pinkie signaled to a woman with purple tinted glasses and blue and white hair as she pressed a button on her DJ set as loud music played with the most intense bass.

Everyone cheered as Alucard just sighed and sat down in the corner, but even though he wanted alone time a certain aquamarine girl (yeah that's her color look it up) went up to Alucard and smiled widely. She was wearing a brown t-shirt with a lyre on it and blue jeans as it seemed that she was holding books, or mangas, in her arms.

"You're him aren't you! You're Alucard!" The girl said as her eyes sparkled in delight.

Alucard slowly nodded his head in response as she started to jump up and down in excitement as her hair swayed with her. Yes her boobs swayed as well you sickos.

" Well my name is Lyra and I have to say that I am a huge fan of your manga Hellsing, even though the end was kind of bullshit because at first I was like a cat boy made him disappear now that's bullshit! But then I asked myself but what if he doesn't disappear and just appears somewhere else like Ponyville! And now here you are now right in front of me staring at me with those beautiful eyes of yours, Haha!, can I wear your hat!" Lyra said as she got within nose distance in Alucards face.

Normally Alucard would've denied her request, but knowing he had a fan made him feel good inside so instead of throwing the girl out the window, he instead thought about hypnotizing her and making her do something ridiculous or at least he was going to until she spoke again.

"Oh wait I forgot that you don't even know you have a manga! Oh silly me, here take mine and if you don't mind to sign them with your blood when you're finished!" She smiled widely as she hands her books to Alucard and walked away. Alucard was stunned at what just happened but then brushed it off as he laid the books down next to him.

He sighed and looked around for some sense of enjoyment, and he actually did find some. There was a shooting gallery that had guns as shaped as his (although he wonders how they knew about them), people were dressed in red, actually everything he loved was in here, some people even cosplayed as Jake The Dog from adventure time!

Alucard put his hands in his face as he realized what the questions Fluttershy asked were for. "I hate to say it" he said "but I done goofed" and with that Alucard took the mangas and walked into the basement, he sat in his chair and began to read his own story, and even a little background from when he was gone on that ship!

Alucard read for hours, until Pinkie Pie came in and interrupted him.

"Hey you silly billy everyone is wondering where the man of the hour is at!" Pinkie said as she jumped down the stairs.

"Well even though its a damn shame I'm not going out there, I thought you would know this since you got Fluttershy to write down my likes and dislikes, that I despise regular people." Alucard said with a sneer, already getting annoyed by the Pink girl.

"I thought you were joking about that! And I'm still laughing, even now!" She replied as she slapped her knee and laughed a bit.

"Well it wasn't a lie, I even have a list of people that I hate on a notepad, I think I should add you onto that list" He replied with a smile.

Just then Pinkie walked up to Alucard and grabbed him by his cravat tie and pulled him close "Now listen closely Alucard, I have a crowd of people wondering who Alucard is and if he's single or not! I frankly don't think you should have even got a party after the cupcake incident with snails and snips, so if you mess up one more thing for me, I swear to your god that I will make you into a batch of cupcakes and serve you to the royal family! Ya got that?!" Pinkie said as her eye looked into Alucards eyes and began to stare him down.

Alucard chuckled and clapped his hands "I loved that performance, I really did, and since I did I'll consider coming up to that shindig you guys are having! Deal?" Alucard said.

"Pinkie promise?" Pinkie asked Alucard.

"What?" Alucard asked.

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" She replied as she did just that.

"It's cross my heart hope to die, stick a knife in my eye" Alucard replied with a wide smile.

Pinkie just sighed "You're already sticking out like a sore thumb. Just promise!"

"Fine"

"Good and if you lie, cupcakes!" Pinkie said as she bounced out of the basement happily.

Alucard stood up as he was about to walk out when someone unexpected stopped him.

"So you're the vampire I was feeling then, I guess it makes sense since you're wearing that get up" A feminine voice said as footsteps could be heard.

Alucard smiled widely as he turned around and raised an eyebrow, surprised at who was talking to him. "I got to say, I never knew a funky fresh DJ would know I'm a vampire, let alone be one".

Slowly the girl who was DJing then stepped out of the shadows as her blood red eyes pierced the darkness and stared right back into Alucards eyes. Her glasses now put over her horn, keeping them from falling off of her head. She was wearing a black undershirt and a small jacket with short shorts that matched the colors of her hair. "Well it is nice to meet you 'Alucard' my name is Vinyl Scratch".

Vinyl signaled for a bro fist as Alucard did not reply to it "Nice to meet you too, now unless you have something important to tell me, I have a party to go to." Alucard began walking towards the door until a wooden stake suddenly shoot through his chest as he fell to his knees and then landed on his stomach.

Vinyl walked up to Alucard, got on her knee and ripped out the stake and put it back in a cross bow she had been holding. "I got to say that I thought you would see that one coming" Vinyl said as she lit up a cigarette and began smoking. "Lyra always talks about you like your top shit, I guess she was over reacting now wasn't she?"

Vinyl was about to use Alucards back as an ashtray, until he grabbed Vinyls arm and punched her in the face, sending her flying to the other side of the basement as she started coughing a little bit of blood as her jaw had been broken and was now dangling from her face.

A deep chuckle could be heard as Alucard slowly rose up and looked at Vinyl with a large smile and eyes now set to kill "I gotta say, I didn't know people still used stakes, kind of old school but it works on vampires nonetheless, well at least regular vampires that is" Alucard began walking towards her until she pulled out a gun that looked like a hand-held cannon as the tip rotated and shot a large blue beam at Alucard as he flew through the basement door.

5 minutes earlier

Fluttershy was sitting down by herself as always as she once again began to fantasize about Alucard, at first she felt perverted about it until Lyra reassured her that she wasn't the only one. Since everyone always ignored her she had time to dream about her getting close to Alucard as he would come up behind her and nibble on her ear, causing her to squeal and blush in delight (this is just as awkward for me as it is for you so just bare with me), Alucard would slowly grab her waist and slowly walk her into the bedroom as they would take off each others clothing and lay together as Alucard would slowly, but steadily open his mouth and reach in for a kiss.

Back in reality Fluttershy was Blushing all over as drool would fall down her mouth as she would give out little moans now and then. She was snapped out of her trance, when all of a sudden Alucard cam blasting from Twilight's basement door and fell right next to Fluttershy as a chunk of his chest was blasted off as it slowly came back together.

The crowd stopped talking as they murmured and asked what was going on.

He slowly got up and reached for his Cassul as Vinyl came out of the basement, her jaw slowly reforming as she pointed her gun at Alucard and he did the same.

Pinkie walked in and stopped in place when she saw Vinyl and Alucard pointing at each other with their weapons.

"CELESTIA DAMN IT ALUCARD!" Was all Pinkie said until Vinyl and Alucard began running and shooting at each other as they jumped out the windows and continued shooting outside as the crowd of people started screaming and running for their lives.

(Battle Music: Eptic - Mastermind)

Alucard and Vinyl shot at each other as beams began to fire from Vinyls gun, and bullets from Alucards. As Vinyl was trying to dodge the bullets, and failing at some points, Alucard didn't try to dodge once as he just let the beams keep hitting him as he continued shooting with a smile.

Even as Alucards skin started to tear and his limbs hanging on by threads of tissue, he continued shooting and taking bullets as more and more fear enveloped Vinyl Scratch.

Why won't he go down! Vinyl thought as she kept on shooting as both her and Alucard heard the clicking of their guns.

Both ran out of ammo as they began running towards each other and started slashing each others limbs off as they would just regenerate and regenerate. Vinyl pierced her hand into Alucards chest as she she expected Alucard to fall in defeat as she started breathing heavily, but instead Alucard smiled and laughed as he landed an uppercut on Vinyl as her jaw once again broke and she fell on the floor, weak from the barrage of attacks.

Alucard walked up to Vinyl, grabbed her by the collar and smiled "I have to say! Meeting another true vampire was truly fascinating for me! Considering I used to get cheap copies." He said as Vinyls only response was her eyes slowly getting heavier as she was fainting from the amount of blood that she had lost.

I-i don't want to die yet Vinyl thought as Alucard slowly reached for her neck as his hot breath could be felt, he inched closer until somebody stopped him.

"Stop!" Fluttershy said as she tried to pull Alucard away from Vinyl, although she wasn't doing a very good job at it. Alucard released his grip on Vinyl as he had once again calmed down because of Fluttershy, degrading yes but something about her seemed calming to a monster like him.

Fluttershy and Alucard stared at each other for a while until the rest of her friends came front and saw Vinyl laying there as her wounds had started to slowly heal once again.

The 6 girls looked at Alucard as all he could say in response was "She started it!"

Don't you, forget about me, don't don't don't you. Hey everybody now that I'm on summer break I won't have to upload another chapter every two years. Also about Fluttershy and Alucard, whether or not I ship them is none of your concern, also sorry for that incredibly awkward dream I made Fluttershy have, I did it for the lols, I'm 15 so it was weird enough already. Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter! If you you didn't please give some honest and br00tal criticism so I can get better! See you next time and thank you for reading.