Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except the idea.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Stranger,
I don't have any idea why you're writing to me. I'd hope that you just picked this adress randomly and have no association with me, whatsoever. Not to sound rude but, are you normally this annoying?
Bye. (For you information, I am very much a teen, so don't think I'm some old wrinkly thing.)
Dear Cranky Stranger,
You're a boy! I can tell!
Oh, how wonderful. This pleases me very much so. (especially that you can write cursive!) If you're a 'teen' then what highschool do you go to?! OMG! We could be best buddies! It would make the whole falling in love thing much easier, letmetellyou. Don't you agree?
Well, anyway, from your very nice (short) letter I can tell that you:
1. are very impatient. How cute!
2. have good sentece structure mastered.
3. are scared of strangers.
Don't be scared of me though! I'm a very small girl. Although I shouldn't tell you that...you might be some creepy rapist just waiting to attack an innocent young lady. I'm not extremely attractive mind you, but I don't scare people off too easily so my looks shouldn't matter. But you won't try an hurt me, will you? Well, we all have to take chances, I guess.
I've noticed that you still haven't answered my earlier questions. Do I have to repeat them? Maybe you do have an allergic reaction to my perfume...oops...this one's already drenched in it. Too bad. Did you buy that Benadryl I recomended? It works wonders. Not that I would know anyway, achoo.
So like...are you funny? I hope you are. I can't have a writing buddy without a sense of humor. If you don't have one, you better be hot. Hotness always clears up every other problem. Duh. Not to sound vain, ofcourse. haha.
Moving on! You better write back! I'm still hanging on to that I'll-visit-your-house promise!
Sincerely Yours,
A Hopefull Stranger.
Haha, two updates in one day. This story is way too fun to write. Well, Sasuke's finally replied. Anyway, please review.
Until Next time,
Darkofthenight.