AN: I own nothing.

Blake was losing her shit. Today she was getting married which meant that she had to have sex. Which of course meant that she could no longer make any sort of excuse when confronting Nagisa about the topic. Blake was thinking a million miles a second to come up with a way to avoid having sex with Nagisa. Has the topic come up in the years they dated? Yes. She remembered that during every make out session she would immediately make something up when it looked like it was going further than just making out. If she were honest she too was to blame for it. Doesn't help when you read smut all the time. It also didn't help that Nagisa made that shy expression and blushed every time she took his shirt off. She knew that if she went further she would regret it. She had no experience, sort of. One thing was reading it, another is dreaming it, and another is fantasizing about it with the shower head. But doing it? She didn't stand a chance. What if Nagisa left her because she wasn't good enough? What if Nagisa stays married to her because he thinks she will get better, but doesn't? What if he's really marrying her to sleep with her and divorces her later due to failure of consummating the marriage on her part? (No bullshit though you can actually get a divorce like that because one of you or both of you did not consummate the marriage)

"It's no wonder he didn't make me sign a pre-nup he wants half of my stuff." Blake thought as she looked at Nagisa who was sleeping with a smile on his face. "Well you listen to me Shiota you won't get off the hook that easy. Tonight I'm gonna sex you up so good your ancestors will feel it."

Nagisa began to wake up and kissed Blake on the cheek. "So uhh... Shouldn't you go with Weiss for the dresses and what not?"

"Yeah let me just get ready."

"Okay I'll make breakfast."

Blake nodded and headed to the bathroom to get ready. Nagisa then made his way down stairs to make breakfast. Nagisa thought to himself how lucky he was that today he was marrying Blake. It almost seemed surreal, but it all worked out in the end. He was finally done cooking breakfast when he heard a knock on the door. He opened the door to see that it was Weiss waiting outside.

"Nagisa you're still alive thank... I mean hey what's up where's Blake?"

Nagisa quirked an eyebrow. "Uhh I think she's in the bathroom still why?"

"Oh no reason maid of honor stuff you know."

"Right well tell her breakfast is ready."

"No problem." Weiss then immediately dashed to the bathroom to see Blake holding Gambol Shroud.

"Blake what the fuck is the matter with you?"

"Weiss good you're already here listen I'm gonna kill Nagisa and make it look like a suicide I need your help."

"Yeah I read your message you can't kill Nagisa!"

"Damn you're right the police will know it was me I'll be labeled a person of interest as soon as the case starts. Then they'll find out it was me, and send me to prison where I'll be somebody's bitch and be forced into some type of lesbian gang bang as they all take advantage of my body and fulfill their sick pleasures, but at the same time I'll be secretly enjoying myself because deep down I've been repressing my lesbian sexuality. I mean it makes sense why the hell else would I end up with Nagisa he looks like a woman. Oh crap it all makes sense now! I'm gay for Nagisa!"

Weiss then slapped Blake across the face as hard as she could. "Snap out of it!"

Blake then looked at Gambol Shroud and offered it to Weiss. "Here you do it."

"Blake what the fuck?"

"Weiss, Nagisa is a scumbag I'm sure of it."

"How do you know that?"

"He's made me unconsciously repress my sexuality by seducing me with those beautiful eyes that look like sapphires, that smile that brings warmth to my heart, and that goddamn bloodlust of his that males me feel like I'm in danger is just so... Alluring." Blake began to drool.

"HE'S THE NICEST GUY IN ALL OF REMNANT BLAKE! Remember how our final battle with Salem went?"

Blake then remembered how Nagisa had been in a long debate with Salem as to her motivations. When Nagisa became saddened and showed his expression to Salem she immediately regretted her actions. Then he began smiling again. It was rather anti climatic now that she thought about it.

"Well okay, but umm... How do I know he isn't marrying me to get half of my stuff?"

"Blake your intimacy issues are getting in the way c'mon you gotta open up to him and be honest with yourself."

"Yeah you're right okay let's go."

As Blake made her way down the stairs Weiss pulled out her scroll.

Listen we may have a problem can I borrow her?

What kind of problem?

A classic Blake problem.

Yeah okay I'll give her the details.

Ren then put his scroll back in his pocket, and turned to Nora. "Nora, Weiss says you're up."

Nora then began to pop her knuckles. "This is gonna be a lot of fun."

Blake along with Weiss, Yang, and Ruby went to get their dresses ready. "So Blake do you already know what you are gonna do to Nagisa when you guys get to the hotel room?" Yang asked.

Blake stopped and was deep in thought. Then she turned to Yang. "We're supposed to know what we are gonna do before hand? Oh screw this I'm out!"

Then Nora knocked out Blake with one blow to her gut. "Thanks Nora."

"It's what I do." Then Nora left the room.

"Well let's get her to her wedding." Yang said as she began carrying Blake... Bridal style.

They finally made it inside to where they would make the final preparations for Blake's wedding dress. As they set Blake in front of the mirror she began to come to. "Ugh what happened?"

"Nora beat the crap out of you now let's see we need something new, used, and blue so..." Weiss was thinking what they could use.

"Well Nagisa is blue, new, and about to get used so she's all good." Yang said as she patted Blake in the back.

Ruby and Weiss started chuckling. "But in all seriousness though Blake you have no idea how good you've got it. You are marrying Nagisa. I mean seriously how bad can it be?" Ruby tried to reassure her friend.

"But..."

"When we found out you were a faunus what did you do?"

"Run away."

"Okay bad example. Oh when Beacon fell what did you do?"

"Run away to Menagerie."

"Okay when you fought Adam a second time what did you do?"

"Run away. Are you going somewhere with this?"

Ruby was at the end of her rope Blake had serious issues. "What is Nagisa marrying into?"

Blake just shrugged.

Nagisa was getting ready for his wedding. Ren had helped him fix his suit up, which was weird considering the fact that Ren wasn't supposed to really be there, but whatever.

"So Nagisa how are you feeling?"

"Really good, but uh... I wish we could have skipped the ceremony and just done the papers."

"Why?"

"Call it a hunch, but I feel like I should be avoiding this process for a reason. I dunno it's weird, but nothing bad's happened so maybe it's just me."

At least he isn't planning on running away. "Well let's go."

"Right."

As they exited the room they saw Nora sprinting with a knife in hand screaming. "WE'VE GOT A RUNNER!"

"Uhh she's not gonna..."

"Don't worry I got it."

Nagisa let out a sigh of relief as he saw Ren chase after Nora. Then he spotted Jaune and Pyrrha. "Where did she go?"

"That way Ren's chasing her."

"Alright thanks she went this way guys."

"What the..." Then Nagisa saw EVERYONE that they had invited chase after Nora. "Just let this day end normally... That's not gonna happen is it?" Nagisa shook the bad thoughts out of his head and headed to where the ceremony was taking place.

Blake was running as fast as she could they were all coming after her. Then she finally decided to hide inside one of the rooms. She started piling whatever she could find to barricade the entrance. She grabbed chairs... A lot of chairs. That was holding them for now anyways. When she looked around her she saw Nagisa and the minister with confused expressions on their faces.

"What's going on?"

"Uhm I..."

"Well since both of you are here might as well get started."

They could hear the people trying to breach Blake's barricade. Blake walked down the aisle and stood right next to Nagisa.

"We are... Uh... Well there's usually more people, but uhm... Well we are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony." The sound of people breaking in was becoming too loud for the minister to bear. "You know what fuck it do you take him to be your husband? Sickness, health yada yada yada."

"Uhh I..." In her mind Blake was shouting NO! "Yeah." Blake mentally slapped herself now she had to have sex with Nagisa, and it would all go downhill from there.

"You there blue lady do you..."

"I'm a boy."

"Wait is this not the wedding of an Narissa Shiaya and a Slake Belladon?"

"Uhh this is the Nagisa Shiota and Blake Belladonna wedding." Blake explained.

"Oh... OH! Nah well they already deposited the money, and I have a strict return policy their fault for choosing the wrong hall."

"Uhh isn't it yours because you didn't know the address?" Nagisa asked.

"Boy... God works in mysterious ways."

"Really?"

"Well its 600 lien an hour and they paid for three hours so what do you think?"

"God's a business?"

"There it is now kiss."

Nagisa didn't have the heart to tell the minister that he skipped a part, but whatever he leaned in and kissed Blake. Finally the doors came down and everyone rushed in.

"NO FUCK ME WE MISSED IT! GODDAMN IT! YOU BASTARDS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" Weiss was on her knees hitting the floor with her fists.

Blake and Nagisa decided to make a quick exit. As they neared the hotel Blake began getting a sinking feeling. As they made it inside the room Nagisa began taking his jacket off. Then he turned to Blake who had a sullen look in her face.

"Hey what's wrong?"

"It's just that well... We have to do it now right?"

"Well we kinda have to it's kind of essential."

Blake couldn't believe her faunus ears to think that Nagisa was some kind of sick... Twisted... Depraved... Sexual deviant... That only wanted to use her body to fulfill his sick... Lesbian pleasures on her body made Blake's imagination run wild and reminded her of page 156 paragraph 3 of her book Ninjas of Love when Yona is tied up, and the evil witch Eclair, along with her henchmen, have their way with her all at the same time. Internally Blake thought, Yeah let's make make that for reals. But her other half thought what if we perform below average then he will leave us and take half of our stuff. What if he gets the fourth volume where Yona has her way with Princess Sasha and her five female consorts as they all gang bang Sasha? That was Blake's favorite especially the way they use the lettuce in that scene.

"Nagisa I can't believe you would use marry me for my body."

"What I was talking about sleeping it's been a long day."

"Oh uhh... Nagisa I can't have sex!" There she finally said it.

Nagisa then immediately hugged her. "It's okay we'll get through this."

Holy crap he is the nicest guy in all of Remnant he thinks I have some sort of disease that prevents me from having sex, and he is staying with me. "What I really meant was that I don't know how to have sex."

"Huh? What do you mean didn't they have sex ed in Beacon?" Nagisa was confused.

"Well... Huh? Now that you mention it I can't remember if we did." There was one class Blake remembered with Port when he brought a cucumber, but he also had a Grimm there. She remembered how Port used the cucumber to stuff it down the Beowolf's throat, but she wasn't sure if it was a means to show how to deep-throat or a new way to kill Grimm with vegetables or fruits. "Well did they have sex ed where you came from?"

"Well..." Nagisa remembered Ms. Bitch and her... Stories also her examples... And the live demonstrations. "You could call it that..." Then Nagisa silently whispered to himself. "You could also call it child molestation."

"You say something?"

"No nothing... So uh... I mean we don't have to have sex Blake we can be patient."

"Thank you." Then Blake thought to herself for a minute about what he possibly meant. "Wait if this is what he wants. Of course then he will lord this over me and use it whenever he wants to get something from me like Volume 5 of the Ninjas of Love Series when the evil witch Eclair disguises herself as Yona and has her way with Princess Sasha and her consorts in a six way lesbian orgy. Then she impregnates Sasha with a tentacle monster, and when Yona comes over to profess her love for Sasha they, along with the consorts are all raped by the tentacle monster."

"Well time to..."

Blake immediately jumped Nagisa.

"Blake what are you..."

"FUCK ME NAGISA!"

"What the hell!?" Nagisa was scared by the sudden change in Blake's mood.

Blake then did things that were considered illegal to Nagisa that night. I don't mean just a sexual act, and the state doesn't allow that. I mean ILLEGAL to the point where you would need Human Rights Watch to figure this shit out. Anyways...

Nagisa shuddered in utter terror of the things he just went through. Blake snuggled closely to him a smile spread across her entire face.

"Wow that was amazing!"

"That's uhh... One way to put it."

"Nagisa I think I should apologize."

"Oh uh... What for?" Is it for the things you did to me just now? Nagisa internally thought.

"No for yesterday in the morning I planned to kill you and make it look like a suicide, then I tried to convince Weiss to do it but she said no, then I thought that I had gay feelings for you, then I thought you were marrying me to then divorce me and get half of my stuff, then I thought that you were repressing my latent homosexuality, but you know what I learned last night that I should open up more so do you have anything to say?"

Nagisa was still processing everything Blake told him. "WHAT!?"

"I love you too." Then she hugged him tighter.

Several months later

Nagisa and Blake were eating breakfast at their table when Nagisa decided to finally come out and say it.

"Blake I should be honest with you."

"Oh? What about?"

"So you know that sometimes when we would make out we would go a bit far sometimes?"

"Uhh yeah why?"

"Well I would sometimes use a laser pointer to prevent us from going any further."

"Huh?"

"I'm sorry."

"No it's okay I get it." Blake then wondered when the hell would Nagisa use a laser pointer. Then she realized it. It was when he took off his shirt and had the shy expression.

AN: So I think I'll make a series called the Issues series I already know what to do wuth Yang and Weiss.