Lincoln had no idea how he fell through the portal. All he knew was if he didn't stop falling, he was going to puke pretty soon. He wondered in his head if anyone has ever barfed while falling through a portal. The first time he traveled through a portal, it only took 5 seconds. But it felt like he had been falling for hours this time. "Maybe if I stop moving around, I will fall faster" he thought. He tried, but only succeeded in getting more sick. "I wonder if they have doctors where I'm going" he said to himself. Good news: the portal finally ended. Bad news: now he was falling 300 feet above the ground at terminal velocity.
He groaned inwardly. "This is not how Lincoln Loud dies", he said putting on a brave face. He closed his eyes, imagining that he was alright, and that Lisa would zap him back home before he hit the ground. The only thing he succeeded in imagining was him, laying face-down on the ground, his body looking like roadkill. This time, he it took all his willpower not to barf. "Happy thoughts", he thought to himself. This time, he saw Ronnie Anne in a bikini that was showing way too much skin.
"Forget it he thought". And as he hurled towards the ground he last thought before he passed out was " I wonder what dying will feel like". When he woke up, he was lying facedown on a really, really, dirty floor. He sprung to his feet. He looked around in confusion. In front of him was a really large tv. He walked over and touched the Tv. The tv sprung to life. "Cool" he said. A female computerized voice said, "searching cool". "Wow, an tv with a personal audio assistant". "Hey, umm…, Siri, wait… is it okay if I call you Siri, Lincoln asked. "You can call me whatever you want" Siri responded. "Okay, soo.. what can you do?" Lincoln asked. "I can play movies, live tv, show you world wide locations, and play video games", Siri responded.
"Cool". He looked at a sticky note next to the screen. He read it aloud. "Death race rally", he said. "Teleporting you to Death race rally", Siri said. Lincoln groaned. And for the 2nd time that day, he got sucked into a portal. He fell out in and landed on his feet, which surprised him. He looked around. He was surrounded by hundreds of cars. First, he thought he was in a large parking lot. But then he realized that there were people in the cars. And they were all lined up like they were in a race. Siri had transported him to the death race.
A large blimp floated overhead, its sides showing a sky view of the hundreds of cars. As he looked around, he realized something. The cars were mostly ones he knew. There was the Luigi Kart from Mario cart, the Batmobile, The DeLorean time machine, and many others. He looked at himself in a reflection from a car. He was taller, a little more muscular, with silver hair with a light blue streak in it. He was wearing a thin gray baggy shirt that hat a picture of a blue bird in a blue crosshair. It was like he just got cool-ified.
The window from the car next to him rolled down to reveal a girl in a red slim body suit with silver hair and bright green eyes. "Hop in", she said. When he shut the door, she asked him a question. "So, I'm guessing that you're racing for the money", she asked. "What money", Lincoln asked. She rolled her eyes. "You know, the 4 trillion -dollar prize for the winning team", she replied. Lincoln stared at her, confused. "Soo… will you be my teammate?", she asked. "Sure", Lincoln said, still confused. "Great, now we'll have a better chance of winning". Lincoln wasn't listening to her. He was trying to figure out a way to get back home.