Stealing it would be easier

The avengers decided to not take the quinjet, they were to attempt a low profile for as long as possible. So they were taking a normal jet instead.

"Don't worry Fury." Tony told the Director, "We'll be back in less than a week. the world's not going to end."

"You don't know that," Fury growled. "I can't believe you're going to go to London and enter Loki and Thor in a beauty pageant." Fury shook his head. He never thought he'd say that. Then again with the avengers, he never thought he'd say a lot of the things he's said.

"And the Council won't let us use the Space Gem? Not even for a moment?"

"They've hidden it and won't say where."

"What if I say please?"

"Just win that thing and get back here as soon as you can." Tony told everyone to pack anything they would need for their five days away from home. The girls were in one jet and the guys on another. As they sat on the jet, Thor was glaring murder at Loki from the seat opposite, Natasha sat across the aisle.

"Why couldn't you just have waited until the day of the competition to do this?" Lady Thor demanded. Lady Loki shrugged and used magic to heal the black eye Lady Thor had given her.

"I thought I'd give you time to adjust to your new body."

"But the competition is in five days, I don't have to be a girl until then. Being a girl is not right." Lady Thor tried to reason.

"And what's wrong with being a girl?" Natasha asked.

"Nothing, nothing! But this isn't right, its just wrong. Loki I don't know how you've done this more than once." Lady Thor sighed.

"Yes, it takes a lot to be a woman, isn't that right Lady Natasha?" Natasha nodded, she didn't appear surprised that she was agreeing with the god of mischief on how hard it was to be a woman.

"Please Loki." Lady Thor muttered. Loki paused,

"What did you say?"

"You heard me,' Said Lady Thor, less friendly. "Please change me back." Loki sighed again.

"Alright Thor," Loki did magic and in a puff of green smoke and Lady Thor became Thor again. Only the clothes didn't change back with him.

"LOKI!" Thor yelled, Lady Loki giggled, Natasha said nothing but took a picture. Right as Thor was going to strangle Lady Loki, she changed him back into a girl.

"Loki!" She yelled.

"Lady Loki at the moment, but if we're going to enter a pageant, we can't enter it as Lady Loki and Lady Thor, we need new names to go by." Lady Loki said thoughtfully.

"Undercover names." Natasha agreed.

"I'm not going to do it so don't bother." Lady Thor said stubbornly.

"My new name shall be Victoria." Victoria said after thinking about it for a moment.

"Victoria? Alright that works." Natasha looked at Lady Thor who still wasn't happy. "And for her?"

"I like Britney for her best." Loki smiled.

"I will not be called Britney!" She screamed, she was getting very upset and lightning came close to the jet.

"If it makes you so upset I'll change us back, but we are going to enter this pageant whether you like it or not." Victoria did magic and soon, both of them were back in their normal forms and clothes.

"This is going to be fun." Natasha said to herself as she started to read her book while Thor and Loki began to fight.

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"The dog wouldn't stop whining the whole flight." Clint complained as they got off the jet and were reunited with Natasha, Loki, and Thor. Bowtie raced over to Loki and barked excitedly, happy to see him.

"I could say the same for you Clint." Bruce said.

"I just don't see why I had to come, I should have stayed behind to make sure nothing bad happened."

"Nothings going to happen, and even if something did happen, SHIELD would take care of it." Steve reassured everybody.

"So you changed back." Tony said as they climbed into the limo Tony had gotten them.

"After we agreed that we were both entering." Said Loki.

"I did no such thing!" Thor said and Loki's signature smirk appeared.

"We'll talk more about this later."

"No we-"

"Now of the matter of signing you up." Tony interrupted. " we can't sign you up and Thor and Loki so..."

"Lady Victoria and Lady Britney. Those are the names we will be using."

"I told you I'm not doing this!" Thor cried.

"Thor, its to save the universe, you can do this for one day. Or are you going to let the universe get destroyed because you can't be a man and put on a dress?"

"Loki, the universe won't end because you'll win." Thor tried.

"And are you willing to risk the chance of me not winning? What of your precious Jane? You don't want to risk losing her do you?"

"Of course I don't but I-"

"Then its settled, we will enter the pageant." Thor was going to keep going but then realized he couldn't win and sulked in silence.

"Ok. Now I set up reservation while on the way over. Everyone gets their own room so there'll be no fighting. Remember, throwing each other out of windows and through walls is not low profile."

"But you look nice, being thrown out a window to your death." Loki purred.

"Oh really? Lets see how nice you look, being tossed out a window." Snapped Tony.

"Loki and Thor, you two always need to leave the building as Victoria and Britney." Steve intervened before it got worse.

"That is fine." Loki said. Thor got more upset.

"So all we really need to do is officially enter you in the pageant. Shouldn't be too hard."

"So what does one do in a beauty pageant exactly, how long will it take?"

"You don't even know what to do and yet one want to enter one?" Said Steve, Loki nodded.

"So what do we have to do?"

"Here, JARVIS will tell you." Tony handed Loki his new Starkphone.(Chilly had snuck the one Tony had first given her back to her dimension. He still wanted it back.) JARVIS's voice spoke from the phone.

"In a beauty pageant, woman dress up to look their best. They try to impress the judges. Depending on how they look, they receive a score. The higher the score, the more likely you are to win. And after all the ladies show off, they go into an area and fight to the death. Last lady standing, is the winner." Everyone but Thor and Loki choked. The two just looked at each other,

"Well this should be easier than I thought." Loki commented as Tony snached back the phone.

"Brother, we will not kill those woman, we'll get the gem some other way."

"Theres no killing!" Tony exclaimed.

"It would make it more interesting." Muttered Natasha, she received strange looks, "What, it would."

"Anyway, theres no killing. I don't know why JARVIS told you that."

"I'm sorry sir, it seems I got my pageant data and my Hunger Games data mixed. A simple mistake." If an AI could sound smug, this one did. No one thought it had been a mistake.

"He had some of it right though, you two will dress up, impress the judges. Then you will have to show a skill that you posses, most of the time its dancing or something graceful."

"You're quite knowledgeable on the subject Stark." Said Clint.

"Yeah, well. I uh did some ah, research, on the um, plane."

"No you didn't, you slept the whole way. so..."

"Shut up." Growled Tony, they dropped the subject.

"A talent? I can do magic." Loki said,

"I said low profile! Low profile is not making everybody in the audience disappear, and then reappear in Africa."

"It was one time, and those reporters deserved it. They wouldn't leave me alone."

"Thats not the point." Steve said.

"A talent you guys, think." Bruce told them.

"I have many talents, but for this particular event. I'll have to think about it."

"Think of it soon, I got the registration forms and it'll be waiting for us at the hotel."

"Speaking of the hotel, there it is." Clint pointed out.

"You two might wanna, uh, change."

"Right."

"Wait Loki-" But Thor's protests were cut short once again as they took on their female forms with their female clothes.

"Another thing, no pets." They all looked to Bowtie who was lying down in the floor of the limo.

"Simple fix," Victoria said, Bowtie was gone in and in his place, a boxer the size of a baby chiwawa. Bowtie gave a small angry bark.

"Its alright Bowtie." Victoria soothed the upset dog, she gently picked him up and placed him into a handbag she had just magicked out of thin air.

"Bowtie, please be silent, or they will not let me bring you with us." Bowtie stopped barking and Victoria closed the bag just enough so that fresh air could get in.

"Alright, now we can go in." Victoria got out of the limo and everyone followed. The hotel they were staying at was called St Martins Lane, the avengers walked into the main lobby. It was magnificent, definitely the five star hotel that it was said to be. Tony went up to the front desk while the others waited. Tony soon made his way back over and handed everyone their room cards.

"Here, I made it so we all have a deluxe private patio. We're all on the same floor and almost right next to each other. Remember, no making a scene. Our bags will be brought up soon, but until then, lets have lunch. Lo- Victoria and Britney can fill out the pageant forms. I had to pull a few strings to get you two into this pageant, so don't mess up."

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Victoria filled hers out fairly fast, she knew what she wanted to do in the talent portion of the pageant.

"So talent, what is it." Tony asked the two,

"I decided to play the violin." Victoria said

"You can play the violin? How come we've never heard you play one before?" Victoria shrugged.

"No one ever asked if I played an instrument, so I never brought it up."

"Yes, my brother is quite talented with the violin, though he hardly plays it. I'm not sure why."

"First off Britney, right now I'm your sister. Secondly, I don't play it in front of you because last time, your friends wouldnt stop making fun of me about it."

"I never knew that."

"Of course you didn't, they did it behind your back and I never told you about it until now. If I had told you, you would have just said it was all in good nature. They stole my violin before they broke it, so I've never played it in front of anyone since then." Victoria was a little frustrated.

"Oh."

"It doesn't matter, I still know how to use one. So Britney, what are you going to do for the talent section?"

"I'm still not sure,"

"Stealing it would be easier than this. Here." Victoria took the paper from Britney. "I'm putting you down for dancing."

"What!"

"Brit, keep it down." Tony said.

"I'm not going to dance, I don't know how."

"That is why, I will place a spell on you, you won't have to do anything but the spell will control your limbs and make sure you do everything perfectly."

"Magic? But that'll be cheating." Bruce said, Victoria raised an eyebrow.

"And you don't think Amora or Viper won't if they show up? And I'm sure they will. Its not so much as cheating, more like giving ourselves a tactical advantage."

"Just so long as we win this." Said Steve as their lunch arrived.

"Right, I can only image what Amora would do if she got her hands on it." Bruce shook his head at the thought.

"Lets hope it doesn't come to that."

"Indeed, Chilly did say she didn't want to come back to a burning world. And thats what will happen if Amora wins the Time Gem." Victoria wondered how mad Chilly would be to come back to that.

They knew they had to win, none of them wanted to suffer the wrath of Chilly when she got back.

I hope you're excited about this! I already have somewhat of a plan on how I want this to go and I hope its possible.

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