Lyra: *in the hospital bed* OUCH! My leg!
Niko: Is it broken?
Lyra: Yeah, it's broken
Duo: How'dya break it?
Lyra: *searching* uh…car accident?
Niko: No. She brought her niece to the park and this dog came up and
Lyra: started chewing on all my manga so I started chasing him and my leg went one way and my body want another and CRACK.
Quatre: That must of hurt.
Lyra: Not much I blacked out until I was in the hospital. And my wonderful parents brought me all these gifts, like the new laptop that I'm typing on, and, this really cool gun.
Heero: Your parents bought you a gun?
Lyra: No, they gave me money and told me to buy some books!
WuFei: I'm bored, can we turn on the TV?
Lyra: Sure but we only get 3 channels in here.
WuFei: *turns on the news*
Reporter #1: And in other news, the people who developed Floxinad, the miracle drug that can almost get ride of allergies for the day, but with its long list of side- effects, no one wants but, but now the scientists have come up with a new pill called Floxinad 2 which can completely eliminate allergies permanently, however, there is now a new list of side effects:
Duet: Oh no not this again!
Commercial: Not you guys again! Just ket me do my job. Here we go: Liver Tumours GallstonesInvoluntary limb movemet risaded blood perssuer weight gain weight loss bad eye sight rasied blood sugar level feeling or being sick And when not to take them
fluid retinon headaches chest pains coughing up blood high cholsetral epileptic fits migraine
deperssionSickle cell disease and Deep Throbraoise Also may cause: random appearances of fangirls, phantom cats, Phantom Renegade sightings, Barney clones, irresistable urge to do the macarena, stalkers, lawyers, pacifists on the ZERO system, square-dancing, Pokemon merchandise raining from the sky, creation of your "evil" twin, audits from the IRS, George Bush getting elected (whoops somebody took the medication), sudden urge to sing the Sailor Moon theme song in Swahili...backwards, overstimulation, understimulation, "kick me" signs suddenly appearing on body parts, and several cases of Whoop-ass being sent express mail to your rear end stange attractions to weasals, goats, donkeys and ducks Multiple personality disorder, or post-dramatic stress syndrome May cause you to believe you are Jesus,may cuase an addiction to munchkins and ommpalumas(sp?), may cuase spontaneus combustion acquiring telepathy, becoming gothic, driving 85 mph on a 25 mph street on the sidewalk, being born without a belly button and having people believe that you're a bird,
Trowa: How can you be born without a belly button?
Commercial: Listen, I don't write it, it's just my job to read it! I have three little kids to feed! Now listen up! becoming a klutz, wishing you were a salami, having visions of one-eyed-one-horned flying purple people eaters, fatigue, you may float away, repeating everything you say 5 times, repeating everything you say 5 times, repeating everything you say 5 times, repeating everything you say 5 times, repeating everything you say 5 times, painting your house purple with neon yellow stripes, pretending that you're the queen of England, choosing a Pepsi over a Coke, asking any random person if they'll sign your newspaper, thinking there's a little tribe of people living in your shoes, developing seasonal allergies,
Heero: But it's an allergy pill!
Commercial: Like I said before, we all must take certain risks for a miracle product such as this, getting enough spare time to create a website about a guy you adore but you know that he can't stand you, or vice versa, falling off stages, having circus clowns build, design, and decorate your house, stunted growth, freckles, bruises in unusual places, instead of taking a shower or bath you may lick yourself to get clean, going to college to become a professional alcoholic, playing Monopoly, believing you can communicate with aliens, believing that you can just simply walk into another dimension, becoming an addict to cranberry juice, drawing pictures of drunk people on little dry boards,
Lyra: *snort*
Commercial: If you won't shut up for me, do it for my kids! Please! Now shut up, taking a yellow string of yarn and putting two sticker eyes on it and naming it Mr. George, an extremely unhealthy obsession with Kermit the Frog, Bert and Ernie, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Gonzo, Animal, and Fozzy the Bear, counting how many times you breathe in one day, could give the devil a chance to possess you soul, drinking blood from goats and pigs, exposure to asbestos, rolling black outs, power outages, dizziness, gray hairs, fangs, may turn into a vampire, paper cuts, cockroaches may start growing in your mouth, lowered IQ, bleeding gums, plaque, may lead to root canals, bruises in the shape of teddy bears, the plagues of Egypt (you know, locusts, frogs, lice, darkness, all that jazz), NATURE DOCUMENTARYS (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN), addiction to orange mocha frappuchinos, pointing and laughing, PMS (guys too)
All: o.O***
Commercial: Right… fractured skull, multiple sclerosis, osteoporosis, venereal disease, prostate cancer, breast cancer, memory loss, liking your muse (if you have one), may start saying random sentences like for instance: Garbanzo beans with a carved zoo in the wall and a sand trap in the volcano and chicken faced bologna, your toungue may fall out, guys may become pregnant, poisonous snake bites, memorizing the dictionary, falling up, (and when you're barfing), throwing down, may grow a pouch like a kangaroo, AIDS, seeing dead people, screaming in peoples ears, developing an immunity for taking nosedives into cement, stealing socks, listening to the Beatles, slamming cymbals in the brass sections ears, grunting, suffocation, four headed dogs, rhyming guys, depression, anxiousness, irritableness, snippiness, acid indigestion, regular indigestion, buying whipped cream and spraying it everywhere and at everyone until your hearts content,
Duo: OOOOOOOOH!!!
Duet: Don't get any ideas Duo.
Duo: Oh…
Commercial: Almost don now shut up, broken blood vessels, forgetting the abc's, forgetting your name, address, age, and or phone number, toxic waste build up, sucking on bananas, moving to Afghanistan, ding dong ditch, putting glue on a nuns ass, putting sleeping pills in someone's coffee, building Popsicle stick houses, wearing a Mardi Gras mask to work, becoming a CPA during tax season, blisters, sudden death, canker sores, cold sores, calices, gingivitis, tooth aches, every year of your life becomes 7 (like a dog), watching *cringe* cartoons, believing in the tooth fairy, fainting spells, eating other peoples poems, cuddling with cardboard, acting like a starfish, replacing your shampoo with Hershey Syrup™,
Lyra: *raises hand* I've done that
Commercial: You must have me confused with someone who cares…wasting your time attempting to a 50,000 piece puzzle of all the same color pieces, becoming a master at chess, torturing small animals, having dreams about Harry Potter and 8 magical steel chickens, extra arms may come out of your feet, inventing sweet popcorn, no wait, THAT ALREADY HAPPNED!, collecting food in your cheeks, visions of flying cows, thinking if you step on a crack you'll break your mothers back, also, thinking that if you walk under a ladder its bad luck, if you break a mirror it's 7 years bad luck, or if you see a black cat it's bad luck, or Friday the 13th is a jinxed day or wait, wait, couldn't we have just said you'll become superstitious?, *sigh* washing your face with potato grease, drinking chicken juice to stay looking younger, going MOO, becoming heartless, developing arachnophobia (fear of spiders), translating hieroglyphics, dyslexia, signing yourself up for boot camp, yelling COCK A DOODLE DOO at 5:00am into a bull horn just to piss the neighbors off,
Duo: OOOOOOOOH!
Heero: You do that and you obviously have a death wish
Duo: damn, *gives up and starts chewing gum*
Commercial: *cough* Hello! I'm still working over here, sleeping with a Barney nightlight, cutting down trees with your teeth like a beaver and making a dam to live in, shooting rubber bands, snapping at people with a pair of rubber gloves, developing and allergy for chocolate, becoming magnetic, having conversation on a napkin and finding it fun, zeusophobia (fear of God or gods), watching the PGA tour, your insides may turn to plastic, the universe may cave in on itself, striking poses in front your mirror, thinking Disney is actually good, whistling, jumping off a cliff with the crazy belief that you can fly, befriending hippos, cloning yourself, staring a fan club entirely devoted to M&M's, baton twirling, thinking you are one of the three musketeers, HEAT VISION, feeling the need to blow up the nearest school with oxygen, hydrogen, a blow torch, and a Pringles can, fairy god parents, thinking Gumby can kill you,
Duo: …gum…
Commercial: No, Gumby.
Duo: No I mean when you chew gum, where does the color go?
Duet: *puts hand on Duo's shoulder* A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.
Commercial: I'm almost done please just shut up! throwing an apple at someone's head, wasting half your day listening to this news report, and wasting half your life creating a miracle pill that can permanently eliminate allergies altogether but has over 500 side effects. There. Now you can talk all you want, because you probably just got me fired.
Duo: *great idea* Where can I get them?
Commercial: In the hospital gift shop!
Duo: Great *buys the medicine then looks for Relena* There she is! Here is some medicine for your allergies Relena
Relena: Why that you, Duo *eats a pill*
Duo: *trying to stop himself from laughing*
Relena: What's the matter D- *blows up*
Duo: Hehehehehe…she got spontaneous combustion! Walks back into Lyra' s room
Commercial: ENJOY FLOXINAD 2!
Trowa: Why do I have the worst feeling that he'll be back.
Niko: He won't she's not writing another chapter I won't let her.
Lyra: *whips out a pack of quick dry cement and drips it on the floor* Niko?
Niko: What?
Lyra: Don't fall *pushes him off the side of the bed
Niko: *forever stuck in quick dry cement*
Lyra: hehehe…
PS: I need more!!!!! Thanks to everyone who sent reviews. I need more side effects so if you have any!
Niko: Is it broken?
Lyra: Yeah, it's broken
Duo: How'dya break it?
Lyra: *searching* uh…car accident?
Niko: No. She brought her niece to the park and this dog came up and
Lyra: started chewing on all my manga so I started chasing him and my leg went one way and my body want another and CRACK.
Quatre: That must of hurt.
Lyra: Not much I blacked out until I was in the hospital. And my wonderful parents brought me all these gifts, like the new laptop that I'm typing on, and, this really cool gun.
Heero: Your parents bought you a gun?
Lyra: No, they gave me money and told me to buy some books!
WuFei: I'm bored, can we turn on the TV?
Lyra: Sure but we only get 3 channels in here.
WuFei: *turns on the news*
Reporter #1: And in other news, the people who developed Floxinad, the miracle drug that can almost get ride of allergies for the day, but with its long list of side- effects, no one wants but, but now the scientists have come up with a new pill called Floxinad 2 which can completely eliminate allergies permanently, however, there is now a new list of side effects:
Duet: Oh no not this again!
Commercial: Not you guys again! Just ket me do my job. Here we go: Liver Tumours GallstonesInvoluntary limb movemet risaded blood perssuer weight gain weight loss bad eye sight rasied blood sugar level feeling or being sick And when not to take them
fluid retinon headaches chest pains coughing up blood high cholsetral epileptic fits migraine
deperssionSickle cell disease and Deep Throbraoise Also may cause: random appearances of fangirls, phantom cats, Phantom Renegade sightings, Barney clones, irresistable urge to do the macarena, stalkers, lawyers, pacifists on the ZERO system, square-dancing, Pokemon merchandise raining from the sky, creation of your "evil" twin, audits from the IRS, George Bush getting elected (whoops somebody took the medication), sudden urge to sing the Sailor Moon theme song in Swahili...backwards, overstimulation, understimulation, "kick me" signs suddenly appearing on body parts, and several cases of Whoop-ass being sent express mail to your rear end stange attractions to weasals, goats, donkeys and ducks Multiple personality disorder, or post-dramatic stress syndrome May cause you to believe you are Jesus,may cuase an addiction to munchkins and ommpalumas(sp?), may cuase spontaneus combustion acquiring telepathy, becoming gothic, driving 85 mph on a 25 mph street on the sidewalk, being born without a belly button and having people believe that you're a bird,
Trowa: How can you be born without a belly button?
Commercial: Listen, I don't write it, it's just my job to read it! I have three little kids to feed! Now listen up! becoming a klutz, wishing you were a salami, having visions of one-eyed-one-horned flying purple people eaters, fatigue, you may float away, repeating everything you say 5 times, repeating everything you say 5 times, repeating everything you say 5 times, repeating everything you say 5 times, repeating everything you say 5 times, painting your house purple with neon yellow stripes, pretending that you're the queen of England, choosing a Pepsi over a Coke, asking any random person if they'll sign your newspaper, thinking there's a little tribe of people living in your shoes, developing seasonal allergies,
Heero: But it's an allergy pill!
Commercial: Like I said before, we all must take certain risks for a miracle product such as this, getting enough spare time to create a website about a guy you adore but you know that he can't stand you, or vice versa, falling off stages, having circus clowns build, design, and decorate your house, stunted growth, freckles, bruises in unusual places, instead of taking a shower or bath you may lick yourself to get clean, going to college to become a professional alcoholic, playing Monopoly, believing you can communicate with aliens, believing that you can just simply walk into another dimension, becoming an addict to cranberry juice, drawing pictures of drunk people on little dry boards,
Lyra: *snort*
Commercial: If you won't shut up for me, do it for my kids! Please! Now shut up, taking a yellow string of yarn and putting two sticker eyes on it and naming it Mr. George, an extremely unhealthy obsession with Kermit the Frog, Bert and Ernie, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Gonzo, Animal, and Fozzy the Bear, counting how many times you breathe in one day, could give the devil a chance to possess you soul, drinking blood from goats and pigs, exposure to asbestos, rolling black outs, power outages, dizziness, gray hairs, fangs, may turn into a vampire, paper cuts, cockroaches may start growing in your mouth, lowered IQ, bleeding gums, plaque, may lead to root canals, bruises in the shape of teddy bears, the plagues of Egypt (you know, locusts, frogs, lice, darkness, all that jazz), NATURE DOCUMENTARYS (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN), addiction to orange mocha frappuchinos, pointing and laughing, PMS (guys too)
All: o.O***
Commercial: Right… fractured skull, multiple sclerosis, osteoporosis, venereal disease, prostate cancer, breast cancer, memory loss, liking your muse (if you have one), may start saying random sentences like for instance: Garbanzo beans with a carved zoo in the wall and a sand trap in the volcano and chicken faced bologna, your toungue may fall out, guys may become pregnant, poisonous snake bites, memorizing the dictionary, falling up, (and when you're barfing), throwing down, may grow a pouch like a kangaroo, AIDS, seeing dead people, screaming in peoples ears, developing an immunity for taking nosedives into cement, stealing socks, listening to the Beatles, slamming cymbals in the brass sections ears, grunting, suffocation, four headed dogs, rhyming guys, depression, anxiousness, irritableness, snippiness, acid indigestion, regular indigestion, buying whipped cream and spraying it everywhere and at everyone until your hearts content,
Duo: OOOOOOOOH!!!
Duet: Don't get any ideas Duo.
Duo: Oh…
Commercial: Almost don now shut up, broken blood vessels, forgetting the abc's, forgetting your name, address, age, and or phone number, toxic waste build up, sucking on bananas, moving to Afghanistan, ding dong ditch, putting glue on a nuns ass, putting sleeping pills in someone's coffee, building Popsicle stick houses, wearing a Mardi Gras mask to work, becoming a CPA during tax season, blisters, sudden death, canker sores, cold sores, calices, gingivitis, tooth aches, every year of your life becomes 7 (like a dog), watching *cringe* cartoons, believing in the tooth fairy, fainting spells, eating other peoples poems, cuddling with cardboard, acting like a starfish, replacing your shampoo with Hershey Syrup™,
Lyra: *raises hand* I've done that
Commercial: You must have me confused with someone who cares…wasting your time attempting to a 50,000 piece puzzle of all the same color pieces, becoming a master at chess, torturing small animals, having dreams about Harry Potter and 8 magical steel chickens, extra arms may come out of your feet, inventing sweet popcorn, no wait, THAT ALREADY HAPPNED!, collecting food in your cheeks, visions of flying cows, thinking if you step on a crack you'll break your mothers back, also, thinking that if you walk under a ladder its bad luck, if you break a mirror it's 7 years bad luck, or if you see a black cat it's bad luck, or Friday the 13th is a jinxed day or wait, wait, couldn't we have just said you'll become superstitious?, *sigh* washing your face with potato grease, drinking chicken juice to stay looking younger, going MOO, becoming heartless, developing arachnophobia (fear of spiders), translating hieroglyphics, dyslexia, signing yourself up for boot camp, yelling COCK A DOODLE DOO at 5:00am into a bull horn just to piss the neighbors off,
Duo: OOOOOOOOH!
Heero: You do that and you obviously have a death wish
Duo: damn, *gives up and starts chewing gum*
Commercial: *cough* Hello! I'm still working over here, sleeping with a Barney nightlight, cutting down trees with your teeth like a beaver and making a dam to live in, shooting rubber bands, snapping at people with a pair of rubber gloves, developing and allergy for chocolate, becoming magnetic, having conversation on a napkin and finding it fun, zeusophobia (fear of God or gods), watching the PGA tour, your insides may turn to plastic, the universe may cave in on itself, striking poses in front your mirror, thinking Disney is actually good, whistling, jumping off a cliff with the crazy belief that you can fly, befriending hippos, cloning yourself, staring a fan club entirely devoted to M&M's, baton twirling, thinking you are one of the three musketeers, HEAT VISION, feeling the need to blow up the nearest school with oxygen, hydrogen, a blow torch, and a Pringles can, fairy god parents, thinking Gumby can kill you,
Duo: …gum…
Commercial: No, Gumby.
Duo: No I mean when you chew gum, where does the color go?
Duet: *puts hand on Duo's shoulder* A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.
Commercial: I'm almost done please just shut up! throwing an apple at someone's head, wasting half your day listening to this news report, and wasting half your life creating a miracle pill that can permanently eliminate allergies altogether but has over 500 side effects. There. Now you can talk all you want, because you probably just got me fired.
Duo: *great idea* Where can I get them?
Commercial: In the hospital gift shop!
Duo: Great *buys the medicine then looks for Relena* There she is! Here is some medicine for your allergies Relena
Relena: Why that you, Duo *eats a pill*
Duo: *trying to stop himself from laughing*
Relena: What's the matter D- *blows up*
Duo: Hehehehehe…she got spontaneous combustion! Walks back into Lyra' s room
Commercial: ENJOY FLOXINAD 2!
Trowa: Why do I have the worst feeling that he'll be back.
Niko: He won't she's not writing another chapter I won't let her.
Lyra: *whips out a pack of quick dry cement and drips it on the floor* Niko?
Niko: What?
Lyra: Don't fall *pushes him off the side of the bed
Niko: *forever stuck in quick dry cement*
Lyra: hehehe…
PS: I need more!!!!! Thanks to everyone who sent reviews. I need more side effects so if you have any!