Author Notes/ Disclaimer

Well after seeing the much less evil and extremely hilarious ventriloquist Terry Fator last night I'd came back to work on this next chapter. So note I do not own Ranma ½ , wouldn't know what to do if I did, also I don't own property in Chicago or have ever been there. So Live from the incredible windy and fairly sinful city of Las Vegas, Nevada I bring you…(Drum Roll sounds)

Ch. 2 Mr. Ruderic

Shampoo had expected this day to be exactly the same as all the other days at the boring American collage. The Chinese Amazonian had hoped that by coming to the Chicago American University she would learn something thing that would finally get her future husband Ranma to love her and secure him for herself and the tribe. But as she set down her pencil, a No. 2 to be exact, after doing another boring pop quiz, did she sense things where about to become interesting. Shampoo watched quietly as the two students she had only met briefly before sneak into the room to only be caught and scold at by the creepy doll man. As she continued to watch them she noticed the bag in between them start to move. She watched as all chaos broke loose, enjoying the action going on in the bag.

Shampoo nearly fell out of her seat when she saw a black piglet with a yellow bandana poke his head out. 'Why Lost Boy here.' Shampoo thought recovering somewhat. 'Is that Lost Boy?' She looked at the piglet again in the eyes and knew for sure it was him as she had yet to see another pig with eyes as big and human looking as his eyes were now. Smirking, she watched the other students start to recover but to first to speak was Creepy Doll Man.

"Miss Julie, may I ask what you have that is currently disturbing my excellent teaching?" The girl in question tensed and slowly turned her head to look at the teacher who was now standing in front of her desk with an very annoyed look on his face.

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Ryoga had started to recover and tried to get a good view of his surroundings and froze again as he saw the light blue haired Amazonian with an evil looking smirk staring directly at him. 'Shampoo, no why is shampoo here, unless I'm not…' that idea of still being in Japan left him as he looked around at the faces of the people around him. 'Now what, does she know who I am? Can she help me?' Again one look at her face told him his answer to all his questions and he didn't like them.

He turned to try to focus on what was currently going on above him, all the while keeping an eye on shampoo. Ryoga did a double take as he noticed the man from before standing above him, but this time carrying a large wooden puppet instead of a box. As the puppet stared at him with a face similar to shampoo's current grin. The girl from before 'Julie?' started to speak "Well Professor we had found this piglet out in the rain and I couldn't leave him. He had, um, fallen asleep when I brought him in." Off on the side of the room shampoo's grin grew at that last bit of info.

Conner leaned over with a scold, the puppet haft heartedly mimicking him. "I do not care for excuses and from what you say; you won't mind me taking this little pest off your hands. How about a nice Pork Roast for dinner tonight, Mr. Ruderic." Conner said looking over to his puppet who grinned back up with a hungry look. Before either of the girls could do anything he reached over and pulled Ryoga out of the bag and held him up for inspection. "Bit on the small side, but he'll do." Ruderic commented as he watched the pig squirm wildly in his owner's free hand.

With all his force he could muster in the small body, Ryoga turned and sank his sharp teeth into his captor's hand. "AHHH! Why that no good piece of filth." He cursed dropping Ryoga. Rachel reached out and grabbed the falling pig before he hit the floor and handed him to Julie. Who quickly held him close to her chest again for protection as she stared up at the screaming man in front of her. Ruderic gave out a loud cackle as he watched the Professor shake his hand trying to get the pain to stop. Both the Amazonian and the pig winced as the sound reminded them of an equally horrible laugh, one that was thankfully on the other side of the world at that time.

Finally calming down professor Conner turned and Glowered at the pig who was glowering right back up at him. " I want both of you and that, THING, of yours out of my class, now and if I ever see him in here again we will see what the headmaster has to say." Conner yelled as he pointed toward the exit door of the room.

Both Girls looked at each other for a second and then quickly grabbed their stuff and hurried out of the room, the other students cheering them on and made comments as they passed by. With all the confusion nobody notice the new Amazonian exchange student sneak out of the room through another door.

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Shampoo quietly made her way out of the room and walked over to a payphone on the campus. She quickly dialed in a number and waited as the phone rang. Finally someone picked up and asked "Hello?" Shampoo responded in mandarin "Great-Grandmother, you won't believe who has just showed up today in class."

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Back over in Japan, a teenage boy and girl walked down a street next to an old water cannel. The boy looked over at the girl in deep thought or what he called deep thought anyway. "Hey, Akane, you know who else seems to be missing?"

"No, who?" Akane looked over at Ranma with slight interest.

"Well, I don't think Shampoo has shown up around here for e couple of weeks now." Ranma looked around as if expecting to be run over by the Amazonian at any moment.

"What, you starting to miss her groping on to you every other day?" Akane angrily said as Ranma started backing away from her.

"Wait, I didn't mean it like that Akane. I just meant that"*Slpash* Akane stopped her approach and nearly busted out laughing at the short wet red hair girl in front of her. The girl scold at the ground as an elderly woman continued to throw water on her, seemingly unaware to what was going on.

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At the Tendo Residence an old decrypted man jumped up onto the Go board ruining the current game going on. "Master!" Both Tendo and Soatome screeched as they bowed before ( . "My Students, I have great news. I have decide to take your training to the next level." Both just looked at each other then Tendo asked. " What do you mean master?"

Happy looked down at his disciple with a mischievous grim and said, "Boys, pack your bags, where going to Vegas!"

Sorry I'm just to lazy to go get his normal Name, maybe later.

ME VERY LATE NOTES

Ok so truthfully I had this done a week after the last chapter and I blame 3 things for me not getting this up until now. First, school, there's no particular reason I just like blaming the place :). 2nd I started trying to learn Japanese right after getting back. I do believe I'm doing ok so far, that's saying a lot considering I've already been banned from the Language of Spanish. Now the 3rd and most important reason is I'm just plain lazy. So not much more to say there, but you can thank the last reviewers for getting me to finally get this finished and up so yay.

Well God Bless and Konbon wa