A/N: CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEEE! Thanks to superhypergirl, my first fan on Fanfiction, and only one. (Stares angrily at men who flinch) MEN! (Stiffen, scared) MEN! Today is the day we will get more fans!

All: MA'AM, YES MA'AM!

Kuro-neko: (Standing on soap box) You all will use your incredible sexiness to help me gather more fans!
All: MA'AM, YES MA'AM!

Kuro-neko: You! (Points randomly) GET ME MILK!

Kenshin: This one?

Kuro-neko: YES, YOU! GET ME MILK! AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, GET TO YOUR POSITIONS!

All: (scurry away)

Disclaimer: Don't worry; I'm generally a nice person by nature! (Deidara: She lies) SILENCE IN THE BACK!!!!!!! No ownership of these sexy people claimed, except my lovable Ghost Cat!

Chapter 2: How to survive on Shigure's Cooking

How to survive on my cousin Shigure's cooking

By: Yuki Sohma

God blessed some people in the world. He made each person in the world good at something, and they are very good at that one thing. For example, in my friend Tohru Honda's case, she is very good at cooking (God bless her), compared to my cousin Shigure. He can't cook to save his life even if his life depended on it. However, in the many years I've been around him, I've found many secrets to live on his cooking.

Getting a dog- granted I don't have one, but when someone was visiting and my cousin was cooking, they had brought their dog. I happened to come across one of my family members sneaking a pickled chicken leg to Digi, who promptly ate it and was fine until he had diarrhea later that night.

Leave it for bugs- Its really funny to see my other cousin, Kyo, trying not to scream when he goes to the bathroom late at night and finds bugs crawling all over the food I leave for them. (Hehe)

Toss it out- Eventually, my cousin did find me throwing out my food out the window or in the trash when he wasn't looking, so I had to improvise.

Flush it- Shigure thought I had horrible stomach issues for a while, but then the septic tank busted so I couldn't use that either.

Give it to student council President- For some strange reason; he happens to be the only person in the world that actually eats the pungent mess. He thinks its sheep liver. (I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't)

Bury it- Its actually a wonderful fertilizer for most plants (Selling Shigure's Goop for $2 a pound)

Stuff it under the rug- It worked for a while but when our housekeeper found it after 2 months, it stunk up the house for the longest time. Plus, I don't like inconveniencing her, if it can be avoided.

Get someone else to cook- My favorite strategy; although, it often meant me catering and I'm not the best cook either. Luckily, our housekeeper is an excellent chef and Shigure loves her cooking.

I'm glad I can share my information with the next generation of food-throwing techniques. Use them well, grasshopper, just kidding.

A/N: Lol, I like the Shigure's Goop part. I thought to myself, "Yuki loves gardening, so why not add a bit of garden fresh humor?"

Yuki: Hehe, I love the 'leave it for the bugs'

Kyo: You love anything that causes me trouble

Yuki: Hm, touché

Kyo: Anyway, when will you do a drabble for me?

Kenshin: You know Neko-dono better than that, she already has one planned, that she does.

Me: (Sucks milk noisily) Yes, as a matter of fact, I do! And it's all in the next chapter Kyo-lovers!!!!!!!

Kyo: YES!!!!!!!!!!... Wait, what is it?

Me: Hi-mi-tsu!

R&R peeps!!!! Ciao!!!!!!