A/N:

Thank you for reviewing Firedove and TheUltimatePsycho . Fire dove- :) I'm glad I made your day. Mikuo/Miku makes an appearance in this chapter and as for fluff, I don't know. This is my first time writing something so light and humorous (I usually write more dramatic stuff) so we'll see where it goes. ^^

Oh and if anyone wants to see, I found a picture of Len and Mikuo as I somewhat picture them in my story (although I picture Len as more of the SPICE! Version of him) :

http: // farm4. static. flickr. com/3011/3774929272_377582e470. jpg

Just take away the spaces from the address. But enough of my blabbering, onto the story!

Day 001

"Can you get your crap out of the way, its cluttering up the space" Len Kagamine grumbled, kicking a box full of old stuffed animals to the side.

"Hey!" I cried, running over to take a battered rabbit out of the box "it's not crap, that's Mr. Huggles!"

"Whatever" Len shrugged as putting in his earphones as he turned up his ipod. "It's a ratty old rag. What are you still doing with that at your age anyways? Baby"

"Shut up!" I picked up another one of my stuffed animals and threw it at his head.

"Ow!" he yelled, glaring at me while rubbing his head. "You know what, keep your crap, just stay away from my side of the house"

It had been a week since our "wedding" photos had hit the press, and here we were at our new house unpacking. Needless to say, upon arriving we had already split up the house but Gakupo, being Gakupo, made us move into a one bedroom house, forcing us to sleep in the same bed together.

"Yeah, yeah just hurry up and get ready, I don't want to be late for school because of your lazy butt!" I glared.

Len and I both attended St. Mary School for the Gifted. In other words, it was a prestigious private school that only held spaces for two types of people: the brains and the wallets. The brains were the people who were intelligent or talented enough to land a spot in the school with a scholarship, and the wallets were the kids of rich parents who could bribe their way in. Anyways, it made school life as close to normal as normal could get because we were surrounded by people exactly like us. Unfortunately, this also meant that Miku and Mikuo attended as well.

Running out the door, we both got into our black stretch limo. Len sat across from me, and closed his eyes while listening to his ipod. I hated to admit it, but he actually looked kind of good in his school uniform (think Len from Spice). He wore a white dress shirt untucked with a dark blue tie, and black dress pants. I rolled my eyes, how could I even think that? Len Kagamine was a jerk, not hot. I patted down my dark blue uniform skirt and threw a ring at him.

"What the hell?!", he yelled at me as he opened his eyes furiously

"Put your ring on, we're here" I said nonchalantly as I picked up a magazine from the side of the limo and pretended to read.

He grimaced to himself as he put on the fake wedding band on his left hand and packed up his things as the limo came to a stop in front of the school gates. He glared at me one last time before he pulled me over to him and opened the door.

"Rin!! Rin!! Could you tell us a bit about the married life?"

"Len! How was the honeymoon?"

I covered my face as we were ambushed by the paparazzi, the bright flash of the cameras blinding me. I had expected this much. It was our first day at school after our "marriage" and knew we'd be bombarded by those leeches. Crowded by people, I found myself stumbling to the floor after tripping on the foot of one of the paparazzi.

"Careful baby, you'll hurt yourself" Len said, faking a disgustingly sweet smile as he pulled me up from the floor and wrapped an arm around my waist.

It was all I could do not to puke right then and there. Once we were alone behind the school doors, Len pushed me away from him.

"Baby?" I said mocking him.

"Yeah well if we're gonna do this, I gotta sell it don't I? You don't think I actually meant it do you?" Len smirked as he pet my head, his face getting awfully close to mine

"Ugh, get away from me!" I said pushing his face away with my hand.

"With pleasure" Len said, rubbing his face of my 'germs', "Just try not to be such an idiotic klutz next time"

Before I could retort, he walked away in long strides, a hand in his pocket and earphones in once again.

Flustered by that impossible Len, I pulled myself together, combing down the stray pieces of my hair that he had messed up.

"You don't love him do you?"

I gasped and turned around. A familiar aquamarine haired boy sat, his back to the column of the halls, putting down a novel.

"M-m-mikuo?" I stuttered my face growing red. "W-w-what are y-you doing here?"

"I go to school here?" he said a silly smile on his face.

I practically face-palmed, but I refrained.

"Anyways, its none of your business what Len and I are doing!" I said huffily as I picked up my books and started to walk off.

"I don't understand why you hate me, Rin" He said calmly from behind. I stopped dead in my tracks.

"I know we're from rival companies but that doesn't mean we have to hate each other." He said as he got up, dusting himself off.

"Because Rin," He continued as he walked toward me, "I actually think you're really cute"

Mikuo smiled at me coolly while I just stood there blushing like an idiot not being able to say anything.

"I'll see you around" He said as he pat my head and took off for class.

What..just…happened?

I dropped to the ground, speechless.

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Lens POV

'God that girl is such an idiot' I thought to myself as I walked into class, taking my ipod earphones out.

'I mean who does she think she is? Nobody can resist the charms of Len Kagamine!'

"Lenny!!" I looked up to see the fiery brunette, Meiko leaping into my arms, tears streaming down her face

"Tell me it's not truuuuee!" She whined as he looked up at me, "Tell me you're not married!"

"Sorry Meiko, its true" I said as I flashed the wedding band on my left hand.

All at once, the girls began to cry, except for one teal haired girl glaring at me in the corner: Miku Hatsune.

"Married? I sense something fishy Len Kagamine. A player like you doesn't get married" she growled as she pushed past me out of the room.

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Later that night

"I call dibs on the bed!" I called out as I jumped on the king sized silk bedding.

"Where will I sleep?" Len asked

"On the floor of course." I replied, sticking out my tongue.

"Well you know… this is our first official night together as a married couple" Len approached, a strange gleam in his eyes.

It was true. On our "honeymoon" we actually had separate bedrooms, by my special request.

"and do you know…" Len whispered, slinking up on the bed, on all fours, "what married couples do on the first night, Rinny?"

He had backed me up into a corner, his dark green eyes seductively looking into mine.

"KYAHHH!! YOU PERVERT!" I screamed grabbing a pillow and pushing it into Len's face, causing him to fall off the bed.

"OWW!!" He yelled, rubbing his butt from hitting it on the hard wooden floor. "WELL I'M NOT SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR!"

"Fine" I rolled my eyes, sick of fighting with him.

I was tired after our first day and didn't want to hear him whine, so I grabbed a bunch of pillows and divided up the bed.

"If you cross over these pillows, I will kill you Len Kagamine" I threatened before pulling the covers over my body.

"Don't worry Princess, I wouldn't even want to" he replied pulling the covers back on his side.

"Stop pulling the covers!" I yelled as I dragged it back.

"Don't be such a blanket hog!" he retorted as he pulled it from me once again

Needless to say, our first night wasn't exactly pleasant.