The survey strikes back!
"Edward!" Bella called. He appeared by her side in an instant. "I want you to take a survey too!"
"Bella, are you serious?"
She nodded vigorously. "Of course I'm serious. I kid not."
He sighed. "Alright…"
"Yay! I'm gonna go get some cereal."
He entered the subject in the subject field and proceeded to take the survey Bella had already prepared.
We'll take the elevator down and thought your flesh is unaffected
You'll tell me just how scared you are to watch the others burn.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? So help me God.
Where were you last night? In Bella's room. Where else?
What is today's date? I don't keep track anymore.
Who was the last person to call you baby/babe? Bella has more tact than that, thank you.
When you're at the grocery store do you use the self-checkout? What could I possible need there?
Anyone crushing on you? Mike Newton, but we don't need to worry Bella with that...
What is your relationship status? Engaged.
Has anyone ever sung to you? I was this close in that new one-shot "Saved By The Bell" –wink, wink-.
Has anyone ever given you roses? No, but I've given them.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? Of course.
Who do you text the most? I don't.
How do you make your money? It's pretty easy when you have a psychic in the house that can see lottery numbers and predict stocks.
What is your favorite color? Sapphire blue.
What color are your eyes? Topaz.
What is a compliment you receive often? Bella likes to throw them around a lot. I'm not sure which she uses most often, though. People are always saying stuff like "check that one out" in their minds, though...does that count?
How tall are you? Very.
Who was the last person to say they loved you and when? Bella, about five seconds ago.
Do you like your parents? Obviously.
Do you secretly like someone? It's no secret.
Why did your last relationship end? It didn't...
Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone? WHO ELSE?
Where is the furthest place you've traveled? Around the world..?
Which do you prefer: to eat or sleep? I don't like this question...
Do you look more like your mom or your dad? I wouldn't really know.
How long does it take you to shower? I don't do that very often. But everything is done at vampire-speed, usually.
Can you do splits? Well, yeah, I can do anything.
Can you speak any other language than English? All of them.
What is the last letter of your middle name? "Y".
How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Goodness.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? That's hardly necessary.
Are you scared of flying? I'm not scared of anything!
What do you sleep in? What is with these incessant questions? I do not sleep.
Who was the last person you kissed? Bella. (:
Do you like funny people or serious people? I don't like people who are one or the other. A mixture would be nice. (a/n: I'm actually not sure, lol)
What are you listening to? Debussy.
What do you have planned for tonight? I'm probably just gonna tell some wolves off and stuff.
Is the last person you kissed older than you? Not even close.
Do you have a favorite item of clothing? No, not really.
Last thing you ate? A mountain lion.
What was last thing you drank? A mountain lion.
Are you happy right now? Exceptionally.
If you could have one thing right now what would it be? A normal life for Bella.
Who makes you happiest right now? Isabella Marie Swan. Stop asking.
What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching my Bella sleep.
Are you left-handed? No.
What is the last thing you thought about? Bella.sigh
When is your birthday? June 20th.
Do you want to get married & have children one day? That's out of my reach, unfortunately.
He hit "post" and went to the kitchen to assist Bella in pouring the milk. He was done before she even got her Cap'n Crunch out, of course.
"You're done already?" she asked. "You're so hardcore!" She snorted.
"Do you need some help, love?"
She rolled her eyes. "I think I can handle it."
She opened the cap on the milk but dropped the entire bottle. "Whoops," she observed. Then shrugged. "Butter fingers."
I know some is OOC, but he's taking a survey on myspace, for godsake. It's bound to be.
Review please. (: