A/N:There is no specific timeline this particular drabble. I just keep getting thoughts popping in like the unwanted fairy and well here's another for your reading pleasure… it's just pure nonsense.

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Hawaiian Honeymoon… interrupted

SPOV

I was packing for our flight tonight. After everything that had happened with the disaster that was my life… things mellowed out. Eric thought we could use a break and thought he give me a proper honeymoon. So he booked us a romantic Hawaiian vacation.

We were going to Kona (Koh-na) on the big island of Hawaii. Amelia and I looked on line and it was just spectacular… some things we learned about this island… Kailua-Kona harbor was a pristine beach with the bluest water I've ever seen… it kinda looked like a super bright teal color and went on to a deeper blue. It went out about 20 yards then there was a drop off that went down hundreds. The highest Waterfall was called Hiilawe (He-e-la-vay) Falls, it stood at about 1600ft. We were definitely going to see that!

So when we got to the hanger of the jet Eric borrowed from the Queen for our flight I was surprised to see… Pam, Amelia, Tray, and… Bill. All of them had bags. Tray was understandable he was my day protection, but the other three?

"What the fuck is Bill doing here?" Eric hissed in my ear.

"I have no clue." I breathed. "What are ya'll doing here, come to see us off?" I asked hesitantly.

"Sorry Sookie, I told her about Hawaii and she wanted to go." Amelia giggled nervously.

"Amelia and I have some making up to do." Pam said with her fangs down and eyebrows wagging at me. "We thought we'd hitch a ride since it was available. But why Bill is here…" She finished in her normal boring tone. She looked to Bill, everyone looked at Bill.

"Her Majesty, wanted me to interview some Vampires for my database. I hope you don't mind my tagging along?" he said hesitantly. Eric growled and cursed the Queen and Bill under his breath.

So we all hopped on board and took our seats. I could feel and see plain as day that my hubby wasn't pleased! I'm sure he had plans to start our honeymoon early.

"It's alright, honey it's just the flight. We'll be on our own once we're there."

"We can be on our own right now Mrs. Northman, if you'll accompany me to the bathroom." He whispered seductively.

"Nice try buddy, not with two other Vampires, a Witch, and a Were listening." I said and he glared at said beings.

So eight painfully long hours ended and we got to our Limo with the driver putting our bag in and went off to the Hilton to check in and relax. When we got there and I got out I heard Eric's angry growl. I look to see what caused it and there standing by their cars was… Pam, Amelia, and… Bill.

The suite we got was spectacular (nothing to be unexpected really, this is Eric Northman were talking about... nothing but the best for him) there were three balcony doors that went out to a lanai (la-nigh) they called it, a dining table for 8, a full living room set up, and a grand piano. The bathroom and bedroom were impressive but it was set up just like at home.

Eric and I finally got to have our alone time. It's a good thing that the hotel were Vampire friendly, 'cause I'm sure the staff would have thought Eric was draining me dry... for all the screaming I was doing.

The next day Amelia visited and that night we all had dinner with the Queen of Hawaii. We did touristy things in the day. Amelia and I laid out to tan, while Tray hung out watching for trouble. At night Eric took us out he wanted to check out investment opportunities at the Vampire bars and club's the Queen of Hawaii owned. We all minus Bill had drinks and danced.

One the final night of our Vacation I decided that it was going to be OUR night, so Eric flew me up to the waterfall I wanted to see. It would have been great to see during the day, but there was no way in hell I doing any hiking. He sat me on top of a ridge that stuck out at about its half way point and we just sat and well made out like horny newlyweds.

Eric heard a sound, shot up, fangs down, and what we found was… you guessed it, Pam, Amelia, and… Bill. Now Eric and I were sulking, Pam was chuckling, and Bill looked uncomfortable as all get out.

Pam dove from the peak in a graceful swan dive and made not a splash when her body breached the surface of the water. Eric picked me up and flew me down to Pam and set me down. Amelia wailed about herself so Eric brought her down as well. Then flew up the very top of the waterfall and disappeared. Then out of nowhere came barreling off the top and did a couple of summersaults and few agile flips as he came down, then at the very end before he made contact he pulled his knees into his chest and did a cannon ball that sent a wave of water at me and Amelia. Bill not to be out done ran up to the top and did his dive. It was just as impressive as the two other Vampires. Just as he was approaching the surface I looked down.

"Bill!" I screeched… too late... Bill impaled himself of a sharp branch sticking out of the water. While everyone gaped at the wet flaking remains of Bill Compton, Eric's voice broke through the silence.

"Oops." He said with a chuckle and we all looked at him.

"You won't see any bloody tears from me." Pam said as we looked at her.

"How the hell did that happen?" Amelia chimed in as we looked at her.

"Guess he should have kept his eyes opened." Was all that came out of my mouth as they turned to look at me. Then all our eyes went back to Bill, well what was left of him anyway.

"So, who's diving next?" Eric says gleefully.

"Well shit… Bill fucked up all the fun. I don't think anyone can top that performance." Pam deadpans.

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