Disclaimer- I dont own Strawberry panic
And Ze randomness is back again X3 Enjoy ze druggy goodness!
Not as good as the other one -.-Oh fuc-
It was an average day at Asterea hill. Well to the untrained eye. It looked like a simple, innocent, catholic girls school. But it was secretly just a place to screw and get high...and some bad ass acid had been realeased that day...will the sister stop everyone from taking it? Nope, she's to stoned...bugger.
"Who sold you the drugs!" The Teacher screamed, whacking her cane on the edge of the teachers desk as she glared at Tamao who in the back of class, doing a hand stand on the desk. "It was you, remember...you gave them to me for free...and told me to share...but you where off your ass."
"The same old shit every- Holy crack on a cracker, what the Hell is that!" Nagisa screamed, jumping outta her chair, proper rape face moment. "That's a wall dumbass" Tamao snapped,falling of the desk and bitch slapping Nagisa. "I think the real question is, what the FUCK is going on out there!" Yaya said as she lit a match, pointing out the door where the Sister was leading a naked conga line with the student council down the hall.
"I say we break out the stash!" Hikari declared, jumping on top of her desk. "Shut the fuck up noob!" With that, the teacher chucked her cane at her, sending her slow-mo flying backwards through a very conviently placed window.
"Actually...we should..." Tsubomi muttered as she threw a chair out the window after Hikari, whacking Amane who was body-grinding her horse. "Olay!" "You can barely speak french but you can speak spanish?" Tamao screamed, face planting her desk. "What the hell are you on!" "I just tripped some major acid..." Nagisa trailed of, falling over and screaming something about goldfish stuck to toast suspened from the ceiling.
"Fuck this shit, I need a new job" Their teacher curled up under her desk, before giving up and rolling out the door, following the conga line. "I've lost the will to live, she doesn't even know what the fucks going on half the time!" "Yes, we all know that ginger's a twit! We're building a bonfire tomorrow and she's going on it" Yaya informed, wondering why the rest of the class had gone, before noticing that they where having a dance party in the parking lot. Naked dance party's are awesome.
With that, they broke out the acid. The stuff that they nicked from the sisters desk...oh shit. "Why...do I see...a mother fucking dragon on a bike...going down a hill backwards?" Tsubomi asked slowly. "Why are you on the ceiling?" Yaya muttered as she watched Tamao trying to set the air on fire. "It wont light..." "That's cause you need to drop the match on Nagisa...actually fuck her...drop it on that wardrobe over there...It's looking at me funny" "Im still awake you know" Nagisa murmured, trying to get up and getting owned in the process.
"Dude...you just got tripped up by a friggin jellyfish" Tamao snickered. "I dont care! I am ginger and proud!" "Your not ginger you fruit...your like...I dont know but you look like your spazzing out..." "Says the one who's twitching on the floor" Yaya grunted, looking at Tsubomi who was lying on the ground.
"We should totally...like dude...theres like a dolphin on that wall, like waving to me..." "Oh yeah..." Tamao looked blankly at the pair who where talking about random shiz before kicking Nagisa in the ribs.
"What the fuck was that for?" "For living!" While Nagisa lay wailing on the ground like a spaz, there was smoke in the air...and not just from the spliffs. "Oh shit...we're gonna burn..." Yaya muttered. "Fire is good" Tamao stated flatly, falling over. Twice. Over a desk. Then a chair. Then through a window.
"Stop deviding by zero! You fell over like five times, the fucking author cant count!" Tsubomi screamed, face palming. "Stop breaking the forth wall!" Hours passed...some made out, others where just lying on the floor.
"WAIT a minute...wrong chick..." Yaya groaned as the smoke cleared, showing that she had Nagisa while Tamao had Tsubomi. "Aw fuck it...I can't be assed swapping...lets just call swapsies. I'll give her back in the morning.
I was in the sun working today. My last one was still better though...D=
-NOM
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