Chapter 2
Each sister opened the door and walked into another room. They suddenly came face to face with each other and hugged each other happily.
"Prue!"
"Paige! Wait, why is your hair green?"
"Phoebe!"
"Pepper!"
"That's Piper! Anyway, Paige!"
"Prue!"
"Paige! Wait, why is your hair-Did your hair just change color again?"
"Phoebe!"
"Phoebe!"
"Um, Phoebe. Why are you yelling out your own name when greeting us?"
"Oh. Yeah. Good point."
Paige asked, "So how did you escape your traps? My hands are bleeding from holding razor sharp disks."
"My task was easy," Piper replied. "I just had to cut some bodies to find a key. I found it in the mother-in-law's body."
Prue boasted. "I just had to mutilate myself first and then decide if someone should live or die. I sentenced all the evil ones to death and the good ones to live. People are either good or evil. It was an easy task."
"I had to cut into my heart to find a key." Phoebe replied.
The sisters looked at her alarmed. "How do you even survive something like that?"
"It's just a flesh wound."
"You've been dying to say that all this time, weren't you?" Prue asked.
Phoebe smiled, "Yes." Then she fainted from blood loss.
A gas suddenly filled the room and the other sisters also fell unconscious. They woke up in a room with chains around their feet. Prue saw a tape recorder and pressed PLAY.
"Hello. I want to play a game... Hello. I want to play a game... Hello. I want to play a game..."
Prue hit the tape recorder, "I think this thing is broken."
"Um. Sorry about that." Jigsaw's creepy voice came from a loudspeaker in the bathroom. "I'll give your instructions right now. You are all in chains. You must escape them and get out of this place or...your husbands will be killed!"
"No! We have to save them!"
"What would happen to the family if Leo dies?" Piper cried. "I don't want him to die! Death is bad! We've been through so much together!"
Her mind went back to the time before they got together.
"Piper, there's something I have to tell you." Leo said.
"You're a spineless doormat?"
"No, that's later. I, uh, wrote a poem about...how I feel about you." He took out a piece of paper and read, "I'm salt and you're pepper. We should belong with each other."
Piper stared for a full minute.
"Y-You don't like it?" Leo asked.
"Wait a minute!" Piper cried out. "He's the reason I got the nickname Pepper!"
"I don't want Andy to die! Again!" Prue cried.
Prue was on a very tall ladder getting their cat Kit from a tall tree. Andy walked up to her and stared at her.
"What?" Prue asked.
"I'm Inspector Trudeau. I have reason to believe you are responsible for the theft of my heart."
Prue fell off the ladder laughing hysterically and hit the sidewalk. Fortunately, she was still alive. Kit was not so lucky, but fortunately, cats have nine lives. Unfortunately, the shock of all this happening gave Andy a heart attack and he died. Again.
"Andy died a second time? How did he come back after his first death?" Piper asked.
Prue shrugged, "Do we really care about the show's continuity?"
Meanwhile, Paige and Phoebe were examining the room. "Found anything, Phoebe?"
"I found a box with pieces inside. I think it's a jigsaw puzzle, but I can't solve it."
"A jigsaw puzzle! That's got to be a major clue!" Paige moved over to Phoebe.
Phoebe growled in frustration, "Why can't I get this picture of a tiger?"
"Phoebe." Paige said quietly.
"Yeah?"
"Put those Frosted Flakes back and let's never speak of this." Paige went back to examining the room, muttering, "She seemed so intelligent before- Hey, look! I found saws!" Paige held up saws that matched her shiny silver hair.
"Quick! We must save our families!" Phoebe started sawing through the chain.
"These chains are too thick! We'll never be able to saw through them." Piper suddenly looked at the saws in horror. "He doesn't want us to cut through our chains. He wants us to cut through our feet!"
"What're we waiting for?" Phoebe started moving the saw back and forth eagerly.
Piper screamed, "PHOEBE!! THAT'S MY FOOT, NOT YOURS!!"
Phoebe stopped, looking sheepish. "Sorry."
Piper uttered a stream of curses. "You (beep) (beep)!! Can't you (beep) tell my (beep) foot from your (beep) foot? Now I have a (beep)ing flesh wound!"
Prue stopped her, "Young lady, control your temper and don't talk language like that. Let's not force the author to raise this story's rating. Speaking of which," Prue turned to Phoebe. "You need to wear some actual clothes." Phoebe just stared at her.
"Hey, look! Our keys can be used to open these chains!" Paige exclaimed. She received looks of amazement and disbelief. "What?"
Piper took deep breaths, "I. Am. Going. To. Make. Jigsaw. SUFFER!!"
"Don't be so mad." Jigsaw's voice said through the loudspeaker. "It seems you have escaped this trap. You are close to solving this mystery, because it's almost time for..."
Everybody together: PLOT TWIST TIME!!
What is the plot twist? Will the sisters solve the mystery? Will pigs ever get wings? Will Phoebe solve a jigsaw puzzle? Tune in for Chapter 3. Same website. Same story.
Prue asked, "Phoebe, why are you staring at me with that confused expression?"
Phoebe scratched her head and asked, "Clothes?"