Day 2 -GOLLUM-
Hate hobbits. After riding for a few hours, I tried to eat my horse, but naassssty hobbit hit me in my faccce...
Strange human-with-hair tried to cook fish in the evening... HORRIBLE! Stole a raw one, but I don't know how long I can go on like this.
In the afternoon, we had some Nazgûl - fighting. Everyone ran around with pointy swords, but I just sneaked around and ate my Nazgûl. Tasted yucky... too old.
Sleeping in a room with two nasty elvesssss... think it's Legolas and Elrond.
In the mornings, they're always hanging around in the bathroom for four hours to get their hair right!
Think I'll eat THEM next night.
-ELROND-
I hate my life. When I was young, Hobbits were showing some respect. Pippin made me sleep in one room with Gollum and Legolas... and Radagast will come tomorrow, so our room will be quite crowded with all my hair tining lotion, shampoo and shower gel.
Gollum throwed up right into Legolas hair lotion. He didn't notice, so he's been walking around with green hair for all the day. Everybody had to laugh and this softy nearly cried.
In the evening, we were singing a few campfire songs. I'm sure, Eowyn and Gollum have many, many talents, but they CAN'T sing. Quite sad. Of course, Arwen has the best voice and is the BEST singer. Just like her father.
Okay, I'll stop now, wanna sleep.
Did you like it? I think in the next chapter there'll be some Radagast+ Pippin stuff... NON-Slash, of course.
Namarie!