Kitty-sama: I don't own bleach, unfortunately.
Kitty-sama: Aww, my birthday's over.
Renji: Yesterday was your birthday? Shouldn't you have given us presents, then?
Kitty-sama: I don't know if you're ignorant, or just plain stupid, but the person having the birthday gets the gifts. You have one hour to get me gifts.
One Hour Later
Kitty-sama: kay time's up. Where's my presents.
Renji: reaches in pocket okay, I have… five dollars, a sticker that says, "treat others the way you want to be treated", a piece of gum, and some lint. Happy Birthday!!
Kitty-sama: YOU IDIOTIC MORON!! That's not a gift, that's some crap that you found in your pocket. Ah, well, moving on.
Ichigo: Uhh… here it is.
Kitty-sama: glomps Ichigo WhOOO!! The entire bleach manga books set!! You're my new favorite.
Inoue: I… baked you a cake!!
Rangiku: MINE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Snatches cake
Kitty-sama: Oh well, it's the thought that counts, Inoue san.
Uryu: Well, I made you this shirt…
Kitty-sama: Um… thanks… Uryu. I'll put this in my closet, where I keep… clothes…
Chad: hands gift
Kitty-sama: SWEET! Ten dollars!!
Uryu: Now what?
Kitty-sama: Let's look at our first review…
Yay! I hope Gin tortures Byakuya! No offense Byakuya, but unless it's Lord Sesshomaru from InuYasha I won't lift a finger for you. I love it when cold people are tortured unless it's Sesshomaru-sama!
-fluffylover119
Kitty-sama: Well, our guests of honor will be arriving soon, so we'll just have to find out then. Thanks for the review, fluffylover119
Gin: Walks in door. What guests of honor?
Audience: Applauds
Kitty-sama: Gin! You're the guest of honor. You know you're my thirdfavorite bleach character. Now that you're here… opens closet.
Byakuya: You BITCH!! How could you leave e in that closet in the dark all night with all the spiders…?
Kitty-sama: You deserved it. Anyways, if I had let you go home, you may never have come back, and since I don't trust you, I did what I had to. Plus, the binding spell helped a lot.
Gin: stiffens up. What are you doing here?
Byakuya: if I had a choice between here and hell, I'd be in hell. But I don't have a choice, so I'm here.
Gin: I'm done with you Byakuya. You piss me off.
Byakuya: At least I don't betray soul society.
Gin: Shoot to kill, Shinsou.
Byakuya: Scatter, Senbonzakura.
Kitty-sama: And so the fight begins.
Two Hours Later
Kitty-sama: Wow, Byakuya's almost dead. But I need him for the show. Inoue, could you please heal the arrogant fool. Oh, but first, Gin has a few cuts, so why don't you heal him.
Orihime: No problem, Kitty-sama kun.
Kitty-sama: No, Inoue, you can just call me Kitty-sama. You're so helpful!
About Thirty Minutes Later
Kitty-sama: Bya-kun. You have a question. Let's read the review!!
Oh
Happy birthday!! Byakuya and Gin lock in a room TOGETHER? This
is gonna be cheesy...May I asked a question? Bya-kun, are you gay??
-Haotorine-Rene
Kitty-sama: Thanks! About time someone wished me happy birthday. Just your "happy birthday" was better than Renji's attempt at a gift, Haotorine-Rene. I appreciate the review!!
Byakuya: Why, yes, I… I mean, that's preposterous. A noble like me? I'm supposed to be a role model for soul society.
Kitty-sama: He's gay.
Byakuya: Am not.
Kitty-sama: I'm not an idiot. I saw you at that gay bar last week with Yumichika.
Byakuya: And how would you know I was at a gay bar if you weren't there.
Kitty-sama: What got me is you chose to go to the one by my neighborhood, and still be there at seven, when you knew that I lived there and went on walks at seven every evening. You're an idiot.
Byakuya: Fine, I am.
Kitty-sama: Whoo! About time, Bya.
Byakuya: Just don't tell anyone.
Kitty-sama: ignoring Byakuya. Hey, I got a video!! Let's put this on youtube!!
Everyone else: Yeah! That's a great idea!
Kitty-sama: It just now occurred to me… they never were locked in a room together… Gin, Byakuya, come here…
Gin and Byakuya: Walk into trapped room
Kitty-sama: Closes door. We can watch them on this live video feed on my movie theatre sized projector screen. Pulls out movie screen and sets up for audience to watch.
Renji: Have you been carrying that around just for a chance to use it right now?
Kitty-sama: No.
Renji: Good.
Kitty-sama: I carry it around because you never know when you need a movie theatre size projection screen.
Renji: Freak.
Kitty-sama: Shhhh… it's starting. Did I mention they don't know they're on a live camera feed? Plus I took their zampakutos so they can't fight again.
On the Projector Screen:
Byakuya: Gahd, Kitty-sama makes me so mad.
Gin: I know. I hate her more than I hate you.
Byakuya: I hate you the most though. Thought you should know.
Gin: Hey, can they see us in here?
Byakuya: there aren't any cameras apparent.
Gin: I miss you in Hueco Mundo.
Byakuya: I miss you too, but I would never live it up if Kitty-sama found out.
Kitty-sama: Heh heh…
Gin: Yah, she's such a bitch most of the time…
Kitty-sama: Bursts into isolated room what the fuck did you just call me?
Gin: A… bitch.
Kitty-sama: Damn right I am.
Byakuya: Hey how did you know Gin was talking about you?
Kitty-sama: Oh yah, that reminds me… Bya hearts Gi-in.
Byakuya: turns slightly red no I don't you stupid bitch.
Kitty-sama: damn right I am.
Byakuya: I'm done with you.
Kitty-sama: Okay then, I'll put you back in your closet.
Byakuya: No! I can be good!
Kitty-sama: Too late. Drags Byakuya back to his closet and locks door
Gin: So can I come out of the secret locky room now?
Kitty-sama: Yah. Plus, sorry, but that's the end of the chapter. Preview for next chapter… Yachiru: cute fukutaichou, or evil psycho.
Ichigo: I'm NOT A STRAWBERRY!!