Yay! Hello again! Niki and Madi here! Sorry we had to change the rating… it was just to be safe… we both have *cough*colorful*cough* vocabulary XD anyway, People asked for a description of us, because you obviously don't know what we look like… hopefully..? so here are the basics, Niki: Blonde hair, blue eyes, tan skin (at the moment, I get as white as snow in the winter), stands at about 5'3". Madi: Red rich hair (Darker than the Weasly's), brown eyes, fair complexion, stands at about 5'5". And about the "mistakes" you will find in this chapter, they're not mistakes (except the grammatical ones XD)… like Fred and George… we just miss them, so we included them in sixth year, okay? Is that a crime? We currently went on vacation together, so we have tons of material… it's just a matter of typing it up :P … we iz lazy :T …
Enjoy~
3 Madi & Niki
P.S. Read & Review Please!
WE DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR THE CHARACTERS ALL CREDIT GOES TO J.K. ROWLING
*Kings Cross station; platform 9 ¾ Niki stands alone, trolley full with her suitcase and her cat Fye in his cage*
Niki: *Sticks fingers through the cage and strokes Fye on the nose* Oh Fye, I'm so worried about Harry… ever since Sirius died he's kind of been a wreck… You know what I mean right? You saw him when he came over… *looks into the cat's lazy, indifferent eyes*
*Niki feels someone's arms around her waist and squeals*
Harry: *looks down* Did you just squeal?
Niki: *Flushes* No...
Harry: *Grins* Yes you did.
Niki: Shut up… *looks down* people are staring…
Harry: *Glances around* yes, they are.
Niki: *Sighs and gives up* We need to board the train soon.
Harry: Do you need help with your stuff?
Niki: No.
Harry: Okay. *Starts walking towards the train*
Niki: *Taken aback; had expected him to be more persistent* *Follows, pushing trolley*
Harry: So, how was America?
Niki: Eh, I like it better here. *small grin*
Harry: *Smiles*
*Niki and Harry are interrupted by Draco jogging up*
Draco: *Completely ignores Harry* Where's Madi?
Niki: I don't know, I haven't seen her yet…
Harry: I saw her over there talking to Fred and George. *points*
Draco: *Turns around slowly and gives Harry a cold stare* *nods curtly* Thanks… *jogs away*
Niki: *Breathes sigh of relief*
Harry: What?
Niki: I practically froze in the coldness of that conversation.
Harry: *laughs*
*Madi runs up and nearly tackles Niki in a hug*
Madi: Why didn't you say hi? I haven't seen you all summer, you know where I am, and you don't say hi?
Niki: I could say the same to you…
Madi: Touché.
*Train whistle blows*
Draco: We'd better get on board, or we're going to be left behind.
*All four run on the train*
~o~o~o~
*In the few moments it took Draco to frighten some first years out of a compartment, the train had begun to trudge forward*
All: *awkward silence*
Madi: So, who's ready to kick some N.E.W.T.s ass?
Niki: I am!
Draco: As usual, the Chosen One stays silent.
Harry: Slytherins… *mutters*
Madi: Ehem… Draco, that was unnecessary.
Harry: Yeah, Malfoy!
Niki: Shut the fuck up all of you.
*silence*
Madi: okay…
Harry: So, uh, what do you Slytherins do when you're not in class?
Niki: Make out.
Madi: Nu-uh!
Draco: Well… actually,
Madi: Yeah…
Harry: Oh, okay…
Madi: Actually we practice our curses.
Draco: And make out.
Madi: *sighs* Yes Draco, and make out…
Niki: I want Honeydukes!
Madi: Me too…
Worker chick: Anything from the trolley, Dearies?
Madi: CHOCOLATE!
Draco: My treat.
Harry: Treacle Tarts, please.
Niki: I like Treacle Tarts..
Harry: And some for the lady.
Niki: Yay!
Madi: *Stuffs face with chocolate*
Draco: I never thought I would say this, but you're adorable.
Madi: *Stops chewing* Weallee?
Harry: Yeah, weallee? *imitating Madi*
Niki: *Huddled in the corner eating Treacle Tarts* SHUT UP!
Harry: Geeze…
Draco: Attitude!
Niki: Treacle… yum yum….
Madi: Oh geeze, I'm already tired and I haven't even started school work yet.
Neville: Hey! Have any of you guys seen Ginny?
Madi: Yeah, she's talking to Dean about quidditch.
Neville: Oh, and Slughorn asked me to give these to you guys, *hands invitations*
Niki: *Opens invitation* "Please join me for lunch at 11:30."
Harry: UUUHHHHHHHGGG!
Draco & Madi: *Gives weird look*
Harry: What? He's fat…
Niki: Wow, Harry.
Draco: He has a point.
Madi: Well, it's 11:25, so we better get going.
*They all stand up and file out*
~~At Slughorn's compartment~~
Niki: Hello, Professor Slughorn!
Slughorn: Hi, Miss Niki. Ah, Harry m' boy!
Harry: Hello, professor.
Madi: Are we gonna eat here?
Draco: *Snickers*
Madi: *Whispering* What?
Slughorn: But of course!
Niki: Yesss…
*They sit*
Slughorn: So, Mr. Malfoy, how's your dear mother doing?
Draco: *stiffens* Fine.
Slughorn Good! Good! And you, Niki? How's your uncle Troy?
Niki: Insane and stupid as ever.
Slughorn: Ah, still trying to make a potion that enhances-
Niki: *Flushes* *interrupts* Yeah…
Slughorn: Brilliant! And you Harry?
Harry: Very well.
Slughorn: Good! Good! And you McLaggen?
Cormac: Hey, Hermione.
Hermione: …Hey?
Slughorn: Well, lets eat!
Madi: Yeah!
*Hours pass*
*Gang changes clothes*
~~Back in compartment~~
Madi: Enhancing potion, huh, Niki?
Niki: Shut up.
Draco: I see the castle!
Harry: Congratulations.
Draco: *ignores*
Madi: Good job! *holds Draco's hand*
Niki: *Falls asleep on Harry*
Harry: Fuck… She's drooling…
Draco: So is Madi…
Harry: Yeah.
Draco: So, Potter. What kind of trouble are you going to cause this year?
Harry: Watch it Malfoy. I don't wanna have to wake the girls with your screams.
Niki:*mumbles* I can hear you…
Draco: Fuck you, Potter.
*Train lurches to a stop*
*Madi's head bangs up against Draco's*
Madi: *Still half asleep* Shit…
Draco: Shit…
Harry: *Smirks*
Niki: Well, here we are!
*All four climb into the thestral drawn carriages*
*Draco and Harry are forced to sit next to each other because Niki and Madi became inseparable*
Harry: *Look of annoyance cast toward Draco*
Draco: *Sneers*
Niki & Madi: *Oblivious*
Harry: Don't sit so close to me Malfoy, I can smell your nasty breath.
Draco: Well Potter, If your fat ass wasn't taking up most of the seat…
Harry: Hey! I'm fat, you're ugly, at least I can loose weight!
*While Harry and Draco were arguing, Niki had slipped some left over Treacle tart out of her pocket, and was om noming on it with Madi*
*carriage stops*
Draco & Harry: *Bolt out of doors*
Niki: *Snaps out of daze* Oh? We're here?
Madi: Huh?
~~Gryffindor table~~
Ron: Ah! Food! *mouth waters*
Hermione: *Rolls eyes*
Niki: It's good to be back…
Harry: Yeah it is…
Ron: *Loading plate with food*
Hermione: My God Ron…
Ron: *mrff mrphhhh mrf*
Niki, Harry, & Hermione: *rolls eyes*
~~Slytherin table~~
Crabbe: *Drunk* OH SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELL-
Goyle: Dude, shut the hell up. I want some, and if you bust us, our Firewhiskey will get taken up.
Madi: Why can't you wait 'till we get back to the Dungeons to drink?
Crabbe: Heeey Madi! *winks*
Goyle: You're going to die if you don't shut up.
Madi: *Ignore Crabbe*
Draco: *Doesn't ignore Crabbe* Hey! Professor Snape! Crabbe's drunk!
Pansy: *Breathless* Hey, Draco!
Draco: Eat your food, fattie.
Madi: *Lols*
Pansy: *Eats food*
Snape: *Escorts Crabbe to his office* *muttering* Stupid… throw… poison… fuck my… mrph mrph…
Draco: *Looks disturbed* Hey Madi, you got any painful curse suggestions? I need to get back at Harr- Crabbe…
Madi: Oh yeah! Try, "I'm-not-gonna-fall-for-that-stupid-olis"
Draco: Damnit…
Goyle: Yo Pansy! Need a rebound?
Pansy: *nods*
Goyle: Ai'ght meet me in the common room at one.
Pansy: *Eats more food*
Goyle: Don't get fat, now!
Draco & Madi: *Lol*
~~Gryffindor table~~
Harry & Niki: *Deep in conversation about unicorns*
Fred: Hey Niki, Wadda ya say we prank the new teacher?
George: Yeah! Like, give him a lisp!
Fred & Niki: That's a terrible idea George…
Niki: Now, if we gave him a lisp, a third eyebrow, twelve toes, and tiny hands, that's a different story…
Fred: *Grins* You're evil… I like it.
Ginny: Hey Harry, I missed you over the summer, *leans over table seductively*
Niki: *Slams hand on table* Oh HELL naw! You are NOT hitting on MAH man! Everyone knows you're fucking Dean! So, FUCKING BACK OFF!
Everyone: You're fucking Dean? Aw, gross!
Dean: What's wrong with fucking Dean?
Draco: *Turns around* Lots of things Dean, lots of things…
Seamus: Yeah man, you're horrible in bed.
Dean: You all are mean…
Ginny: *Sits on Dean's lap* Want me to make you feel better?
Everyone: *Quickly goes back to eating*
~o~o~o~
Dumbledore: Okay everyone, a few announcements. First off, welcome our newest potion's master, Professor Slughorn!
*Room is silent*
Dumbledore: Ahem, well, welcome. Second, our fine professor Snape will be taking over Defense Against the Dark Arts!
Slytherin table: *Stands and applauds*
Gryffindor table: Shit …that creep?... I heard he's a Death Eater!... He used to date my mom… Ew!... I know!
*Ravenclaw & Hufflepuff don't give a shit*
Dumbledor: Alright, everyone back to their common rooms.
Niki: Yay! Sleep…
Harry: You slept half the way here!
Madi: Get used to it Gryffindor!
Draco: C'mon Madi, I have something to tell you.
Madi: L8er Sk8ers!
Draco: What?
Niki: Get used to it Slytherin.
Harry: Eat that mofucka!
Madi & Niki: *Quickly pulls boys away from each other*
Draco: *Flips off and walks away with Madi*
Madi: Wrong hand, Hun.
Draco: Sorry…
Harry: What the heck was that?
Hermione: Didn't you hear? It's all over the papers!
Niki: Whu-t?
Harry: *Drools a little* Wha-?
Hermione: *rolls eyes* Apparently, the Death Eaters are having an induction ceremony! The night we go to Hogsmeade!
Ron: *Still eating sausage* Why'd you have to tell 'um? Now they're gonna try to spy. LOOK WHAT YA WENT GONE DONE THERE GONE DONE DID NOW!
Hermione: *Smacks playfully*
*They both walk away*
Niki: Shit… she's right…
~~Gryffindor Common Room~~
Niki: *Flops on the couch* Mrf…
Harry: *Pushes Niki over a little, sits down, and pulls her to him*
Niki: Meh! *Struggles, then gives up* *lays head on his chest*
Harry: Can you believe that Snape is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher? What's that about?
Niki: Hmmm….
Harry: I mean really, he HATES me! So what's he going to do to me? It is Defense Against the Dark Arts, so he could do something like a maiming curse ,then SAY I wasn't defening myself properly, and give me a zero! How fair would that be? *pauses* Niki?
Niki: *Turns over in sleep onto her stomach* *lays cheek on Harry's chest*
Harry: *sighs* At least she's not drooling… *slowly falls asleep too*
~~Slytherin Common Room~~
Madi: Draco, you look a little nervous…
Draco: *Clears throat* Well… there's a … ah … Death Eater… induction ceremony… and I'm going to be inducted.
Madi: Congratulations! Uh… actually, I am too… heh.
Draco: Oh wow. The day we go to Hogsmeade?
Madi: Heh… yeah. *smiles innocently*
Draco: Kewlness… I guess…
Madi: I'm actually kinda nervous.
Draco: You should be.
Madi: I'm hungry. oFTo
Draco: For?
Madi: Food, you perv.
Draco: Heheh…
Pansy: Hey… Draco? Do you know where Goyle is?
Draco: Uh… no.
Madi: Yeah, he's making out with some Gryffindor chick.
Pansy: But-
Draco: Not his fault, you got fat.
Pansy: So is Madi!
Madi: Oh bitch NAH!
Draco: *Secretly takes out phone and texts friends "Chick fight in the common room!"*
*immediately gets six replies*
Madi: *Pimp slaps Pansy*
Pansy: *Pulls hair*
Madi:* Takes out wand*
Pansy: Shit… *runs to dormitory*
Draco: What wer yew gunna dewww?
Madi: *Kisses cheek* Ni~ght… *Smiles innocently again*
Draco: *sighs* Night.
**~~THE NEXT MORNING~~**
Gryffindor Common Room
Harry: *Wakes up* *finds Niki practically on top of him, still on the couch* Damn… she drooled on my shirt… *tries to gently push off*
Niki: *Doesn't budge* *Hugs tightly*
Harry: *Smiles*
Ron: 'Ey! Mate! We're gonna be late to Defense Against the Dark Arts!
Harry: *Shoves Niki off* *Grabs Ron, the books, and runs*
Niki: *Now on the floor* Eh?
Ron: *Yells through the portrait hole* Defense Against the Dark Arts!
Niki: Shit! *Grabs books and runs to catch up*
*Barely makes it on time*
Professor Snape: Ah, Miss Niki, So nice of you to join us…
Niki: At least I'm not late.
Professor Snape: Sit. Okay class. Today I will be educating your lovely minds on ghosts… the imprint of a departed soul. For the Win!
Draco: Oh, joy.
Harry: Hey, Malfoy, I'm trying to learn here. Think you could hold it down a bit?
Professor Snape: Potter! Detention. today.
Harry: But, sir-
Professor Snape: No excuses, As I was saying…
Madi: *Eyes glaze over* *Without thinking* Does anyone have any lotion?
Class: *All laugh*
Professor Snape: You can join Potter in detention.
Madi: Ai'ght. But seriously, my hands are fucking dry.
Hermione: *tosses*
Madi: *Catches* Thanks, you crazy awesome bit-
Professor Snape: Lemour! One more word out of your mouth and you'll serve a whole week!
Hermione: *Lols*
Dean: *Walks over to Hermione* Is that warm vanilla?
Hermione: Yes…?
Ron: I want sooome~
Draco: Faggots…
Harry: You know you want some.
Madi:* Looks content*
Professor Snape: Uhhh… Class dismissed. I fucking hate my job…
Draco: Can I go to detention?
Professor Snape: THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU KIDS?
Dumbledore: *Walks in* Where is everyone going?
Professor Snape: *Looks at Dumbledore helplessly* To study for their tests over ghosts and warm vanilla lotion. Goodnight.