Anonymous Teacher: Welcome to ninja school. Today we'll be learning to throw pointy objects at logs.
Sasuke: OMMAGAWD, pointy objects.
Naruto: I can do it. Watch. (throws pointy object and hits Sakura)
Sakura: OMMAGAWD. #! My eye. My # eye. OH dear GAWD! (She dies)
Gaara: OMMAGAWD, she's dead. (Starts sobbing dramatically) Uh… I mean uh….. DIE! (Starts stabbing the body with a shiny knife.
Naruto: OMMAGAWD. (Why do they keep saying that?) She's dead. Look, her hair turned pink.
L: OMMAGAWD, my lollipop
Naruto: Get outta my fanfiction.
L: Up yours, ya stupid orange jumpsuit wearing freak.
Naruto: Well, if I wore lavender, everyone would make fun of me.
Lee: I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR TODAY!
Negi: (Staring at a wall) I can see my thing.
Light: I'm gonna kill you all. (Starts writing down names)
(Everyone drops dead, except for L and Gaara)
L: Why'd you not die.
Gaara: Um… uh… Giant Squid!!
L: OMMAGAWD WHERE?
(Gaara escapes)
L: Crap. (Starts chewing on Light)
Gaara: O Dear GAwd, this is terrible. Everyone I despised, but secretly cared for is dead. This is a job for FISH MAN! (play dramatic music)