Talk with the weird S*rachi segment:

I decided to buy a snake the last time I went to a pet shop. When I brought it at the office, all my staffs were shrieking and making their way outside to the hallway.

During Lunch break at the cafeteria, my editor asked me why I have a snake as a pet. I simply explained:

"It all started when I was taking a bath a week ago." They all look at me with puzzled appearance. "I saw a spider on the ceiling. On the first day, it was eating small mosquitoes. On the second day, I noticed that the spider has gotten bigger as it was eating a worm on its web. On the next days, the spider do became huge. I was really afraid because it turned to eat the cockroach!"

Now their puzzled appearances became poker faced. I think they don't know how to react… "When I think about the spider eating a bigger prey every day it was really scary! Imagine your toe fingers being eaten next… ooh! It was so creepy. -_- And so I decided to have a pet snake ὓ" I noticed their looks changing to G*ntama-ic expressions. Oh, then I might include this in the next chapter haha! "Well if I have a snake, I don't have to be afraid of spiders eating my fingers and soon eating my legs. See how cute my snake is? Haha!"

"Uhmm, Is it really alright to have a snake while you can get read of the spiders easily by spraying a chemical?" My editor asked. "I think you're making the situation worse. S*rachi-San, Imagine yourself being eaten alive by that snake of yours." I became worried! I shouldn't have bought this snake! Then I came to a conclusion…

"Then I must have a Falcon or eagle pet instead. So there was no snake."

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JYA! That long conversation was just my imagination so don't worry about Sorachi-San or even the spiders eating your fingers. Here comes the real story, for the long wait… Gomen XD

Chapter 2: 2nd Chances Are For Dummies, PERIOD.
Series: Gintama (3Z Ginpachi Sensei Segment!)
Pairing: Okita Sadist X Kagura China
Disclaimer: Sorachi Janai! Owner Janai! Katsura Da—Oops Fanfic Writer Da!

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*Brushing Teeth*
*Taking a bath*

Okita POV:

I almost did it with China the other day. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with me?! Whenever she's there, I begin to lose control. But before that, what the hell is wrong with the bathroom too?! Where the hell is my shampoo?! Oh, I forgot, it was almost three weeks when I stop at the convenient store to buy soap. Well I guess I have no choice but to use onee-chan's shampoo. What's with this scent? It's disgustingly feminine. I'll tell my sister to switch her brand before Hijikata-San falls in love with her.

It was kinda sweet. Like what China uses… Hmm? Her hair smells like peach and sometimes strawberry—no. JUST NO. I'm not thinking of her. Never. Geez, I'm like a pervert…

*eyes twitched*

What the hell did I just say? Heh! My shampoo's not a fruity type! There's no way I'll think of her when I'm taking a bath and besides, I kinda smell like doughnuts or chocolate and not peach or whatnot!

I gotta make it quick before the evil spirit of shampoos possesses me.

"Onee-chan, I'm off!"
"Sou-chan, you're not having your breakfast?"
"It's okay, I'm late and Danna—Ginpachi sensei might bury me alive." Eh? Is that a DE JA VU? Well whatever.

Normal POV:

Okita slammed the door and said his forever excuse 'line'…

"Sensei, I'm sorry I'm late. There's a pregnant lady outside and I took her to the nearest hospital." He said but surprisingly, there was no Ginpachi sensei around. There were only his classmates looking at him blankly… *embarrassed*

"Heh! Sadist! You do see a lot of pregnant women everyday-aru!" Kagura exclaimed.

"Oh yes I do." His brows were rising. "Want me to make you one of them?—" He continued.

After a three-second interlude, Okita's eyes were widened after gathering his thoughts of what he just said. Kagura's face turned red. She kind of understands his stupid joke. After a minute, her red blush turned into a disgusted expression to hide the butterflies crossing on her stomach and the heat behind her ears.

"HEH! PERVERT! SADIST IS A PERVERT-ARU!"

"Stop China, you BRAT!"

*Kagura had a sadistic smirk* "OHO! HE SAID HE WANTS TO TAKE OFF MY BR—"

*Book landed on Kagura's forehead before she says anything pervert*

"Jya! It's early in the morning and I found you here flirting again. Get in your seats." Interrupted the silver-haired Sensei while indulging his smoke-lollipop.

"Today, we have a new student here in class 3Z. Come in now." He continued.

The new student entered the room gracefully.

"Say your na—" (Must be 'say your name') Ginpachi Sensei commanded but the transferee cut off his sentence with a single "Nobume." She said nonchalantly.

"Imai Nobume." And looked to Ginpachi Sensei with a murderous intent.

'God, she gives me a creep.' The teacher thought.

"Jya, your seat is behi—" *Ginpachi Sensei*

"There." Nobume cut off his sentence again. "Nobume wants to sit there." She said in a deadpanned voice as she pointed the seat beside Okita. It was Kagura's seat. Kagura's eyes were enlarged. Something's burning her inside. I think that's the so-called jealousy. Oh, that's right.

'What's wrong with this flirt? She sort of gets on my nerves. Well whatever, I guess she's a total sadist too judging by her looks. I'll make friends with her and beat the crap out of Jerkaiser's ass haha-aru!' Kagura thought.

"But that seat is—" *Ginpachi Sensei*

Nobume gave the professor Goosebumps after a single look at him so he had no choice.

"Ah, anou—Kagura-chan… You see… Would you mind to sit behind Zura-sa—"

"Zura Janai, Katsura Da!"

"URUSAI! Well you see Kagura-chan… That was supposed to be Nobume-san's seat but... err, you know, in this situation AHAHAHA! This is between life and death so move the hell your ass out there and give that seat to this dumb b*tch!" Ginpachi Sensei threatened.

Having no choice, Kagura pouted and packed her things. It's a hassle to move because Katsura's seat is a bit far from her current seat and besides, her current seat was next to Okita, the love of her life. She stood up prepared to go to the back part of the classroom. After taking one step ahead, she suddenly paused when she felt a hand grabbing her wrist.

It was Okita having his goodtime nap. (He just napped while everybody's busy arguing)

"No." Okita said holding Kagura's hand while the other hand was on his eye mask.

"China's seat is here beside me." Okita mentioned as he took his eye mask off.

"I will not let anyone but her to sit here." He continued as he tightened his grip on Kagura's wrist soon on her hands and in the gaps of her fingers.

They held hands…

"The whole class were stunned especially Kagura. Her lips slightly widened revealing its softer sides and a tomato colored blush popped out of her milky face.

-To be continued—

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A/N: Oh! OOC-ness is one of a kind! I'll gladly accept your comments, suggestions and reviews ^.^ Sorry for the misspelled words and wrong grammars … Jya~ Till next time XD