Hi Everyone! I'm going to break the promise i made earlier and decided to update randomly since i have a lot of time on my hand...
Sometimes too much time. But first let me respond to some reviews...
DriftedDaisy: Really it does? I haven't watched 'Wizards of Waverly Place' for a while since it ended :(
Smile Lover: Yes yes i did watch the video "What does the Fox say"
Now previously in the story, Herbert was about to reveal his plan that he is likely to fail at again, but you'll never know you know... and the agents are after him again, so yeah...
To the story...
"Click Clickety Ka Clack," clicked Klutzy while he threw a bag of carrots at Herbert. (Translation: I said that I didn't want to know!)
"So that's where the carrots came from," said Herbert. "Stop throwing bags of carrots!"
"Click Clickety" (Translation: Too bad.)
"So what was I saying," asked Herbert.
"Click Clickety ka Clack!" (Translation: You were talking about how you'll be my servant for the rest of our lives!)
"That's absurd," said Herbert. "Oh yeah I remember. We were talking about my plan."
"Clickety Click" (Translation: No we weren't)
"So my plan is…"
Suddenly another bag of carrots smacked Herbert right in the back of his head.
"Stop bullying me Klutzy," whined Herbert. "You're so mean."
"Click Clickety ka Clack." (Translation: Like you're so nice.)
"I am," Herbert said proudly. "I was saying that you know how my plans always fail."
"Click," clicked Klutzy uninterested. (Translation: Yes)
"Well, I know a way to change that," said Herbert as he walked over a white sheet.
"Click Clickety Ka Clack?" (Translation: A white bed sheet?)
"No! It's the Time traveler 200," he said unveiling the machine.
"Click Clickety Ka Clack." (Translation: It just looks like a bunch of boxes in a shape of a door)
"Well, it may look like that, but it creates a portal," retorted Herbert. (It's kind of like the box dimension portals)
"Click Clickety Clack." (Translation: That's nice, but why does it look like a box)
"Well that's the only thing I could find since Mr. So-called Smarty Pants have all the good equipment!"
"Click Click Clackety?" (Translation: Mr. So-Called Smarty Pants?)
"Anyway, so you may ask, 'Herbert, how does this pertain to your failures to the EPF agents?' well, I can just go back to let's just say, what the penguins call 'Operation Blackout' and change the past so I can rule club penguin!"
To the agents…
"C'mon work," said Jet Pack Guy while pressing the teleport button repeatedly.
"Not working," asked Dot. (What do you think?)
"Gary," called Lake Blue. "Why isn't it working?!"
"I guess since the space time continuum is being broken it's not working," he responded.
"That's nice, but how does that relate to the phones not working," asked Rookie.
"You know what! Let's ignore him," said Jessie.
"So does that mean we have to walk," groaned Jet Pack Guy.
"Yes," said Gary.
"Well, then," began Dot. "Let's go!"
The agents exited the HQ with Rookie trailing behind them eating pizzas.
"Are we there yet," asked Rookie
"Does it look like we are there yet," asked Jessie.
"Yes."
"So… what do you think Herbert is up to," asked Dot.
"Why are you asking me," questioned Jet Pack Guy. "Ask Gary."
"Well, since he is messing with the space time continuum he's probably," began Gary before being interrupted by Rookie.
"We ran out of pizza," cried Rookie.
"Okay that's nice," said Dot. "Here we are. Right in front of Herbert's base… Let's go in." (That was fast)
Back to Herbert…
"Click Clickety Clack." (Translation: I never asked)
"Well I don't care Klutzy," yelled Herbert. "You're the only person in here!" (So that means you are a lonely polar bear with no friends)
"Click Clickety Ka Clack Click?" (Translation: So you will go to the past to fix your mistakes?)
"Exactly," responded Herbert.
"Click Clickety KA Clack?" (Translation: And if it fails?)
"I never fail," said Herbert. "I'm Herbert P. Bear." (But you do fail)
"Click Clickety Ka Clack." (Translation: But won't those EPF agents foil your plan again?)
"That's impossible it's not like they could find me," said Herbert.
"Click Clickety" (Translation: Or will they?)
"No they won't," said Herbert.
As he walked over to the machine and he was about to press a button that will summon a portal…
BOOM.
"Stop right there," shouted Dot.
"How did you find me," asked Herbert.
"It wasn't hard since that machine of yours was transmitting a signal since it's breaking the space time continuum," said Gary.
"Umm…English please," asked Rookie. "That's sounds Spanish"
"Rookie," said Lake Blue. "Get your languages straight!"
"Okay! But what did Gary say," asked Rookie.
"Rookie," said Jet Pack guy. "Eat the pizzas over there"
"PIZZA!"
"Click! Clickety KA Clack!" (Translation: Hey! Those are mine!)
"Anyway, what are you up to," asked Jet Pack Guy. (What do you think he's up to? He's breaking the space time continuum)
"Well, why won't you just watch?"
Herbert pulled on a lever and suddenly all the agents including Rookie were all in huge metal cages.
"Where did that come from," asked Rookie.
Herbert pressed some buttons and began mumbling, "Hmm… what was I doing again?"
"You weren't doing anything at all," said Dot.
"Shut Up! I'm busy doing something!"
"Watch your language!"
"Hmm… …no…that's not it…no not that. Aha! I got it. To Operation Blackout!"
"No! You're turning back time," shouted Gary. "If you do that, you'll change the future!"
"You don't think I know that, Mr. So-called Smarty Pants!"
"Click! Clickety Ka Clack" (Translation: Oh! So that's who Mr. So-called Smarty Pants was)
Herbert pushed a button and the portal formed.
"See you when I rule club penguin," he said as he entered the portal. "And Klutzy! Make sure they don't leave!" (How could they?)
"So… what do we do now," asked Jessie as she leaned against the cage's door.
Suddenly the door creaked open.
"I guess someone forgot to lock the doors," smirked Jet Pack Guy.
"C'mon after him," said Lake Blue as she jumped into the portal.
"Yeah! We have to stop him," said Jessie once she jumped in.
"There's Pizza," shouted Rookie as he followed Lake Blue and Jessie into the portal.
"Rookie, don't," shouted the remaining agents.
Once Rookie had entered the portal, the portal closed. (I just realized that Klutzy didn't follow Herbert's orders. Good job Klutzy!)
"Gary! Restart the portal," said Jet Pack Guy urgently.
"I'm trying, but I think since too many penguins entered the portal so it couldn't handle it." (Well Herbert is not a penguin so… Get your facts straight Gary!)
"Figures," muttered Dot. "Herbert's inventions always mess up."
"But, now how do we help the others?"
Great, so what are they going to do now?
Jessie and Lake Blue are stuck with Rookie, while the others can't even lend a hand.
Will Herbert be able to succeed this way?
Do you think Klutzy did a good job in following Herbert's orders? I think he did.
So this is the end... See you in the next chapter